dwarf Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 (edited) Okai so my idea for the playground may or may not rocket into the stratosphere but here's the premise: Someone creates a fictional or non-fictional statement about something (it could be event-related, a quote, whatever) , to which the next person assigns the person who believes in this statement (or who has actually made this statement themself) and also maybe add a bit about why they believe or why they have said that. Here is a totally unfunnily random example so you get the idea: ---- Example 1 Poster 1: (posts reply about above statement if there is one) (then posts their statement for poster 2 to comment about) The activity of rambling to a shop in order to get a watermelon Poster 2:(posts reply about above statement) Marilyn Manson - he believes that doing so will be beneficial in the future for certain reasons. (poster 2 leaves statement for next poster) blah..... ---- Example 2 Poster 1: Ironic isn't it? Poster 2: Solid Snake on his erectile dysfunction ---- So that last example definitely wasn't from Uncyclopedia, but you get the gist. Please leave some good statements that allow the next poster to be creative with their responses, so don't make it a narrow possibility. Randomness must be encouraged! I guess once you quote someone's made up 'quote/statement' you could fill in the name of your ideal quotee in replacement of the original poster's name. However, the Solid Snake example suggests it may be best to not do this and put the name afterwards, because the comic effect I think is potentially incredible. Also highly important edit - This is probably my fault that it has, but can we be sure this doesn't devolve into "funny innuendo avoidance" or just "innuendo". I'd really like to see some weird stories or something magical to be made up which wouldn't be obvious from the statement. Otherwise we're just narrowing it down into certain things we might want to see. Ok so here goes I didn't believe such a colourful thing could exist PS. I just thought of a good response to this but you go first ofc Edited July 13, 2010 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Marcus Fenix on the discovery of grass in Gear of War 3 Something like that? Isn't that a great rack? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 (edited) Marcus Fenix on the discovery of grass in Gear of War 3 Totally like that! I had a similar thought process just after I made it Isn't that a great rack He loves racks. ---- Religion's use is limited to one key thing Edited July 13, 2010 by dwarf Automerged Doublepost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 Religion's use is limited to one key thing Otherwise known as "A Lock" ---------- A man who admits defeat himself, is a man that has given up on life itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 (edited) You have to say who said it you bellend. A man who admits defeat himself' date=' is a man that has given up on life itself.[/quote']She said this after Paris had moaned about being unable to cope with the stresses caused the fashion industry. This was a key point in her life as this was when she realised being Paris' advisor was a waste of time. She knew this because of Paris' reponse - "Just as well I'm a woman then, I guess I haven't given up on life den?" --- The barren landscape summoned a wave of depression in me (Eminem on his gay-rights concert). (I need to stop answering my own statements, I'm too quick and amazing for my own good. This ends now so you know) Edited July 13, 2010 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 13, 2010 Share Posted July 13, 2010 The barren landscape summoned a wave of depression in me Erm I can't think of anything to add. --------------- I declare this person a medical anomaly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 13, 2010 Author Share Posted July 13, 2010 (edited) Rez, you blithering idiot, you should've/could've posted it like this: --- The barren landscape summoned a wave of depression in me ReZourceman on his most recent comments section for comedy rainbow. --- 'On' meaning 'commenting on'. Sheesh Rez! Edited July 16, 2010 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 REBOOT: I declare this person a medical anomaly! Raining_Again's Doctor upon realisation that ..... women like Nintendo Forums --------FOR NEXT PERSON---------- Who did that to my lovely t-shirt?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 REBOOT: Raining_Again's Doctor upon realisation that ..... women like Nintendo Forums --------FOR NEXT PERSON---------- Who did that to my lovely t-shirt?! Lindsay Lohans mother when she glances down to see her 4 stone daughter face down in the laundry bin. ------------- I've only been this nervous once before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) I've only been this nervous once before. 50 Cent on his first visit to the dentist after a 30 year absence. ---- Cupboards/Storage units/Wardrobes have their own personalities (You could put summut like this after the line - person x's beliefs on...) Edited July 16, 2010 by dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Here's a hint to encourage thread survival - try not to let the 'game simmer down into just a ping-pong between two people. It becomes spamlike, unfunny and hard to join in. Make the rules clearer, too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 Here's a hint to encourage thread survival - try not to let the 'game simmer down into just a ping-pong between two people. It becomes spamlike, unfunny and hard to join in. Make the rules clearer, too! It should be obvious from the posts so far. Encourage survival by joining in yourself you lump of shit. I hate you SO MUCH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 Cupboards/Storage units/Wardrobes have their own personalities Tiger Woods excuse to his wife for why there are 27 women in his wardrobe. [i hope that made sense, it was a difficult one.] Holy crap that's a guy?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 Holy crap that's a guy?! Every single guy on Earth when confronted with the rumours about Lady Gaga. ---------- I wouldn't recommend that ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted August 27, 2010 Author Share Posted August 27, 2010 I wouldn't recommend that ... Tea, warning a group of humans about her arch nemesis; Coffee It's quite tall, bouncy and fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted August 27, 2010 Share Posted August 27, 2010 (edited) Waiting for the DIY Mafia write-up :P. It's quite tall' date=' bouncy and fun![/quote']Pedobear advertising his bouncing castle. (or too obvious? :P) "Ooh, what does this button do??" Edited August 27, 2010 by Sméagol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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