13 year old "thought it would be good to have a baby"

[Jimbob]

Still, if Alfie isn't the father then who else would be sick enough to impregnate her. I've seen better things in a mortuary*

 

 

*Note, i've not been to a mortuary so cannot claim this to be true.

[ReZourceman]

Wait what.....more than one person had sex with that thing?

[Mundi]

Wait what.....more than one person had sex with that thing?

 

The guys who had sex with her probably are gonna refer to her in the future as the "one I practiced on" :Þ

[EEVILMURRAY]

But we haven't seen what they all look like, so they could be just as bad. Possibly worse.

[Shino]

I feel happy for the little dude, now the bitch can fuck off and leave family she made hostage alone.

[Tellyn]

To be fair the kid doesn't look capable of producing sperm, so it isn't really surprising.

[D_prOdigy]

Remix: Word is our little kid isn't da daddy after all.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/media/205145.html

 

That journalism is pretty awesome; this is from a previous, related story:

 

A DNA test will sort out the daddy from the boys, that gaggle of lads who claim to have squired the fragrant Chantelle, 15.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Maybe the real father is this kid with the massive nose.

It gets worse

[Rummy]

I was going to post this yesterday but the news seemed to have been taken off the Mirror site

 

I got that too! Their email newsletter(dunno when i signed up and havent cancelled) said he wasn't the daddy and DNA tests proved it or something, but after some poking around on their site all I found was something about a judge's ruling that the results or findings of the DNA test can't be made public, something to do with them all being young or some shit, I dunno. I'm guessing he definitely ain't the dad, but I've got no idea who is.