Jimbob Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Still, if Alfie isn't the father then who else would be sick enough to impregnate her. I've seen better things in a mortuary* *Note, i've not been to a mortuary so cannot claim this to be true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Wait what.....more than one person had sex with that thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Wait what.....more than one person had sex with that thing? The guys who had sex with her probably are gonna refer to her in the future as the "one I practiced on" :Þ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 But we haven't seen what they all look like, so they could be just as bad. Possibly worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 I feel happy for the little dude, now the bitch can fuck off and leave family she made hostage alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 To be fair the kid doesn't look capable of producing sperm, so it isn't really surprising. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D_prOdigy Posted March 27, 2009 Share Posted March 27, 2009 Remix: Word is our little kid isn't da daddy after all.http://www.anorak.co.uk/media/205145.html That journalism is pretty awesome; this is from a previous, related story: A DNA test will sort out the daddy from the boys, that gaggle of lads who claim to have squired the fragrant Chantelle, 15. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted March 27, 2009 Author Share Posted March 27, 2009 Maybe the real father is this kid with the massive nose. It gets worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted March 28, 2009 Share Posted March 28, 2009 I was going to post this yesterday but the news seemed to have been taken off the Mirror site I got that too! Their email newsletter(dunno when i signed up and havent cancelled) said he wasn't the daddy and DNA tests proved it or something, but after some poking around on their site all I found was something about a judge's ruling that the results or findings of the DNA test can't be made public, something to do with them all being young or some shit, I dunno. I'm guessing he definitely ain't the dad, but I've got no idea who is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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