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Just in case my edit ends up getting lost:

 

"Pope against the Sheen" Spearheaded by the pope, the new Charlie Sheen intervention force steps in to save Sheen from himself.

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My father in-law said at my wedding:

 

They met at my sons fruit and veg stall, not sure if their was any passion fruit there because they have had two kids now .

 

Cringe worthy.

 

Oh and when my mate got married his brother was best man. His speech was:

 

I heard the best man speech should never take longer than it takes the groom to have sex. So thank you all for coming and good night.

 

And then he sat down :)

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Here's to a fantastic sex life between the bride and groom. I've experienced both of them and simply can not decide who was better. To the both of you: you're bloody fantastic in bed. Have fun tonight.

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