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How to hide an unwanted erection

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What a find, never have i seen a video about hiding it before. And there are a few other great videos as well which i am viewing. Great find.

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I have it down to one simple counter measure.

 

 

think about the image in the box. Tentatively, I have called it The Lumberjack, for its ability to cut down hardwoods in record time.

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I have it down to one simple counter measure.

 

 

think about the image in the box. Tentatively, I have called it The Lumberjack, for its ability to cut down hardwoods in record time.

image?id=4657&rendTypeId=4

 

She got a vagina, ain't she? (:heh:)

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Its all about breathing. Revert back to breathing normally and your boner will quickly turn back into the litle pitiful, shrivelled, piece of meat you call a penis.

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She got a vagina, ain't she? (:heh:)

 

I wouldnt bet on it... i think she's got hitlers face down there

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Tuck it under the waistband if it's a full on.

 

Quoted for truth.

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Meat Cleaver does the job, no problem.

It's a little permanent though.

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Put it in someone.

 

That'll keep it hidden.

 

I'm not familiar with this procedure. Care to demonstrate?

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Put it in someone.

 

That'll keep it hidden.

 

Unless you plan on keeping it there 365 days a year, you're a little screwed.

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Unless you plan on keeping it there 365 days a year, you're a little screwed.

 

No they will be a little screwed.

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This "screwing" of which you speak...

 

Anyway, we got an embarrassing booklet on the subject when we were at school - do they still do sex education these days? I remember "REAL LIFE QUOTES!" about this precise problem from such authorities as "Jim Holden, 13, Scunthorpe" and "JT, 12, Watford".

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This "screwing" of which you speak...

 

Anyway, we got an embarrassing booklet on the subject when we were at school - do they still do sex education these days? I remember "REAL LIFE QUOTES!" about this precise problem from such authorities as "Jim Holden, 13, Scunthorpe" and "JT, 12, Watford".

 

They do but they've changed it to, "How to raise your child and still cope with your SATs."

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They do but they've changed it to, "How to raise your child and still cope with your SATs."

 

A desperate, tiny, tiny, weak and weary part of me wishes you were lying.

 

*rolling eyes smiley*

 

Cross your arms over it, that's another way.

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Tuck it under the waistband if it's a full on.

Exactly what I said. It's a foolproof method. And my main man M.C Gravity takes care of the rest.

No they will be a little screwed.

Might be more than a little if it's there all year.

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Exactly what I said. It's a foolproof method. And my main man M.C Gravity takes care of the rest.

 

You said you stick yours up. That could mean anything. Up a woman. Up a man. Up into the air. etc.

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