Can you fiiillll me iiiinnnn? (eeeeeeeey)

[EEVILMURRAY]

On a completely different note, Rick Astley did actually give us up, let us down, ran around and deserted us. Or so I've heard ...

Now I'm going to call bullshit on this, THIS IS A LIE!

[somme]

I found Maddy McCann.

 

 

 

She was loitering outside a boarded-up Toys'R'us mumbling the word ketamine.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Contrary to popular belief, the Butler did do it.

[MoogleViper]

The chicken crossed the road.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok I'll leave.

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

... Did Billy ever get to da choppa?

[Tellyn]

Elvis allegedly isn't dead, either.

[MoogleViper]

Elvis allegedly isn't dead, either.

 

'cos you heard him on the radio?

[Roostophe]

Kurt Cobain was, in fact, shot by Courtney Love.

[ViPeR]

Benny did indeed get screwed.

 

[Dante]

I think he means

 

 

 

You're right. There is no place for mudkips here.

 

[Charlie]

It was announced to the world that this kid likes colouring.

 

[CoolFunkMan]

Don't forget that Megaton was finally unveiled!

 

Yeah, Nintendo announced thier new console, they're calling it Constipation aren't they?

 

Sorry ¬¬

[bob]

Awesome, i only popped in to renew my password, and this thread helped fill me in too.

 

'Wicked', as they say.

[EEVILMURRAY]

Apparently they've built a DeLorean to go back in time and convince Shigsy not to make Wind Waker.

[Fierce_LiNk]

Hey guys, this has been the only time in the past week I've been able to view this thread?

 

I'm a little bit ill from the past week, went to the isle of wight with my year 5 year group, which has about 90 kids. There were only about 10 or so adults, so it was a bit mental.

 

I'm a bit ill and tired, it was quite cold from the last few days. But, this thread has made me laugh so much. I'm sat in the living room with my housemates and I have been chuckling and they've been looking up at me like whaaaaa, wassss eee laffen aaa?

 

Jay, I especially laughed at the mudkips. And the Rick Astley references. And, the Benny did actually get screwed. Haha.

[jayseven]

You live with a german-japanese jamican! We have so much in common.

 

In related news; Clark Kent is actually Superman, and David copperfield didn't make the statue of libery dissapear, he just rotated the camera and audience.

 

Does anyone know what I mean when I say "Bo knows" ?

[MoogleViper]

Apparently the world is my oyster.

[EEVILMURRAY]

bluey can only count to two, and is not ashamed to admit it!

[Dan_Dare]

I bought Total Recall for £2 this week. Thought you guys should know

 

ps. The Warriors came out to pla-aayy, eventually.

[ViPeR]

Boris forgot to unlock the Invincibility cheat.

 

[Dannyboy-the-Dane]

It turned out there actually was a spoon. The fork was missing, though ...

[Coolness Bears]

It turns out professor plum did it in the dining room with the candle stick....

 

[MoogleViper]

It turns out professor plum did it in the dining room with the candle stick....

 

 

Yeah but what about the murder?

[The fish]

The legendary hero did actually rise again to stop the ultimate evil from conquering the land. I never saw it coming.

[Emasher]

Oh, and Jack Thompson is Being sued for public nuisance tactics.