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Can you imagine their kids?

 

Jeez.

 

Remeber that hitlist that the admins made a while ago with people on it who got banned?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ITS BEEN TAKEN OUT THE DRAWER AND YOUR ON IT MOTHERFUCKER!

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*wanderers into the thread*

 

My Virgin Eyes! :o:heh:

coolness. you're. too. awesome. :bowdown: made me laugh SO much.

 

Agreed . It is basically what hornyess tastes like. tis a huge turn on lickin fannyage.

really didnt like the idea understand the appeal until quite recently.. but that was a combination of being with someone who was crap in bed and never wanted to experiment [/rant] and never really having thought about it :indeed:

it;s gooood.....

but i'm always gunna prefer giving ^__^ it's one of my favourite things to do (bedroom-wise ...) i'm not sure i understand why some girls dont swallow though.... protection issues aside, of course. is it the "ick" factor? :grin:

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCBOTQqq2QI

 

The cow equivlent of being caught masturbating? Whatever it is its fucked up.

 

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you...

 

your the one who asked I posted it! I have msn records dont try me!

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I was having a chat with some mates about going down on girls. I really enjoy it, its great knowing your giving someone that much pleasure (And i pride myself in being very very good at it).

 

My mate however wont do it to his GF. Wanna know why?

 

He says its like licking a battery.

 

 

 

Hes not that wrong either really when you think about it lol

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like...a battery.....? :wtf:

 

*goes off to try tha-ZAP!* ARGH! >.<

HOW are those two activities in any way related?! last time i went through an airport barrier i definitely wasn't electrically charged O__o

 

.......as far as i know o____o

think i might be now though - don't lick batteries people! hurts >.<

 

seriously though... care to elaborate on that?

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Well, its kinda alkaline in taste and ph level...

 

Apart from that? Err... I can't see any similiarities. Licking batteries is not fun, licking out girls is.

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Ok this is going into the realms of..... gross. Il elaborate.

 

Have you ever actually licked a battery? I know its a stupid thing to do ect ect but have you? Its metalic, and.... tangy.

 

Ever licked out a girl after a night out or something? Ever licked out a girl who hasnt just had a bath? If you have you should know the taste..... Yes thats right. A little bit of juice and a bit of pee ..... lovely. Its metalicy and.... tangy.

 

Anyway... moving on lol

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Interesting fact about oral sex.

 

The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.
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