Oxigen_Waste Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Can you imagine their kids? Jeez. I'm already picturing a daughter... saving it's precious menstrual blood in jars. How pretty.
Haden Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Can you imagine their kids? Jeez. Remeber that hitlist that the admins made a while ago with people on it who got banned? ITS BEEN TAKEN OUT THE DRAWER AND YOUR ON IT MOTHERFUCKER!
Guest Jordan Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 I'm already picturing a daughter... saving it's precious menstrual blood in jars. How pretty. Thats pretty fucked up :p
Oxigen_Waste Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 Thats pretty fucked up :p To say the least...
Guest bluey Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 *wanderers into the thread* My Virgin Eyes! coolness. you're. too. awesome. made me laugh SO much. Agreed . It is basically what hornyess tastes like. tis a huge turn on lickin fannyage. really didnt like the idea understand the appeal until quite recently.. but that was a combination of being with someone who was crap in bed and never wanted to experiment [/rant] and never really having thought about it it;s gooood..... but i'm always gunna prefer giving ^__^ it's one of my favourite things to do (bedroom-wise ...) i'm not sure i understand why some girls dont swallow though.... protection issues aside, of course. is it the "ick" factor?
Haden Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCBOTQqq2QI The cow equivlent of being caught masturbating? Whatever it is its fucked up.
Guest bluey Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 http://youtube.com/watch?v=LCBOTQqq2QI The cow equivlent of being caught masturbating? Whatever it is its fucked up. .................................................................................... .................................................................................... .................................................................................... ......................................................................
Haden Posted January 16, 2008 Posted January 16, 2008 ........................................................................................................................................................................ .................................................................................... ...................................................................... you... your the one who asked I posted it! I have msn records dont try me!
Guest bluey Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 i didnt ask. i DEMANDED. thats how i roll.
weeyellowbloke Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 This thread is so awesome. I've just been catching up and laughed about three times in a minute.
Esequiel Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 I was having a chat with some mates about going down on girls. I really enjoy it, its great knowing your giving someone that much pleasure (And i pride myself in being very very good at it). My mate however wont do it to his GF. Wanna know why? He says its like licking a battery. Hes not that wrong either really when you think about it lol
Goron_3 Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Yeah sex is good... Now i gotta revise...and i'm drained. Woop de doo. I got schnu-schnu.
Guest bluey Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 like...a battery.....? *goes off to try tha-ZAP!* ARGH! >.< HOW are those two activities in any way related?! last time i went through an airport barrier i definitely wasn't electrically charged O__o .......as far as i know o____o think i might be now though - don't lick batteries people! hurts >.< seriously though... care to elaborate on that?
Guest Jordan Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Well, its kinda alkaline in taste and ph level... Apart from that? Err... I can't see any similiarities. Licking batteries is not fun, licking out girls is.
Esequiel Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Ok this is going into the realms of..... gross. Il elaborate. Have you ever actually licked a battery? I know its a stupid thing to do ect ect but have you? Its metalic, and.... tangy. Ever licked out a girl after a night out or something? Ever licked out a girl who hasnt just had a bath? If you have you should know the taste..... Yes thats right. A little bit of juice and a bit of pee ..... lovely. Its metalicy and.... tangy. Anyway... moving on lol
ReZourceman Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 licking out girls is. "Women" "Chicks" "Females" Anything but what you said. Don't wanna go saying that on the internet.
Guest Jordan Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Haha, erk. I didn't mean it like that. I always call girls girls.
rokhed00 Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Interesting fact about oral sex. The T'ang Dynasty Empress Wu Hu passed a special law concerning oral sex. She felt that a woman pleasuring a man represented the supremacy of the male over the female. Therefore, she insisted all visiting male dignitaries show their respect by pleasuring her orally when meeting. The empress would throw open her robe and her guest would kneel before her and kiss her genitals.
Oxigen_Waste Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Well, its kinda alkaline in taste and ph level... Apart from that? Err... I can't see any similiarities. Licking batteries is not fun, licking out girls is. Aye, that about sums it up.
DanielTimothy Posted January 17, 2008 Author Posted January 17, 2008 Licking out girls is not fun, do not kid yourselves.
Oxigen_Waste Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Licking out girls is not fun, do not kid yourselves. Suit yourself.
Hellfire Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Licking out girls is not fun, do not kid yourselves. I can see why.
rokhed00 Posted January 17, 2008 Posted January 17, 2008 Licking out girls is not fun, do not kid yourselves. You prefer to give blowjobs?
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