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Haden have you ever had sex in a barn? (That was the punchline from msn!)

 

No but if I wanted to have sex in somewhere that stunk of piss and was full of farmyard animals id go to staines!!!!!

 

Ok I better get out of here theres more knights in here defending bluey than there are inefficent members of the bush cabinet! Boom! Even got the word bush in there. I will get you back on msn bluey were noone can help you muhahaha!

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I can't help but feel everyones going after Haden, any reason why :heh:

 

it was just me at first, because i hate his very core*... everyone joined in because i am a natural born bully leader... (crap!)

 

*this may be a lie :yay:

 

EDIT: paraphrasing msn now are we?

Haden says: oh god! please ask me if ive ever had sex in a barn. i ahve the best comeback ever...ask me if ive had sex in a barn...wtf godamnit...u have some banter with a girl and everyone decends on u to try and get breast approval - damn breasts.

damn BREASTSSS!

 

u didnt give me the barn opening!

 

Becky says: i'm not helping you with comebacks you sadact :heh:

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I actually like Haden. He's one of my favourite members.

 

*defects*

 

Bluey leave Haden alone you whore. You've made this thread disgusting. You should take a leaf out of my book and show a little more taste.

 

On topic: I had sex at lunch today and use a perfoma condom. Man they are tight. When I took my nob out there was blood and cum in the johnny. Now my dick is sore. :(

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I can't help but feel everyones going after Haden, any reason why :heh:

 

lol lol its even funnier cause me and bluey engirneed it all!

 

No I lie we hate each other.

 

I actually like Haden. He's one of my favourite members.

 

*defects*

 

Bluey leave Haden alone you whore. You've made this thread disgusting. You should take a leaf out of my book and show a little more taste.

 

On topic: I had sex at lunch today and use a perfoma condom. Man they are tight. When I took my nob out there was blood and cum in the johnny. Now my dick is sore. :(

 

yes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk

 

Crap bluey I jest! You aint no ho your my bro!

 

it was just me at first, because i hate his very core*... everyone joined in because i am a natural born bully leader... (crap!)

 

*this may be a lie :yay:

 

EDIT: paraphrasing msn now are we?

 

Damn you! you missed the real part of the convo where you admitted im a god

 

becky says:

nngh . cant think of comeback!

Haden says:

lol

Haden says:

thats cause i r winnner!

becky says:

fuck. yeah.

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*gasp!*

I. HAVE. NO. BROTHER. :blank:

 

 

anyways!

back to people's porn preferences! (alliteration is fun ^^)

*shoo's you all back on topic before she gets in trouble YET AGAIN today*

 

:grin:

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*gasp!*

I. HAVE. NO. BROTHER. :blank:

 

 

anyways!

back to people's porn preferences! (alliteration is fun ^^)

*shoo's you all back on topic before she gets in trouble YET AGAIN today*

 

:grin:

 

Nooo! Sorry bluey you won! Dont disown me I hate being only child!

 

Anyway back on topic what type of condom does everyone use? Not that ive used any for a while thanks bluey! But I think elites rock and cool name to lol.

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Anyway back on topic what type of condom does everyone use? Not that ive used any for a while thanks bluey! But I think elites rock and cool name to lol.

 

Don't use perfoma from Durex. (read above post.)

 

Does anybody know any that are a bit looser? I'm not doing pointless bragging but they are really tight and pull my foreskin too far back. And when I take them off my nob is red up to where the condom was. It's like your foot when you've been wearing tight socks.

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durex. i dont know them by name, only packet colour ^__^ i like the dark blue ones - the normal ones?... i have no need for fancy condoms :smile:

i do not like the turquoise ones >__<

and for some reason there is an orange one in my wallet... i dont know where it came from or why it's orange...

 

moogle, trojan condoms do larger sizes i think.

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durex. i dont know them by name, only packet colour ^__^ i like the dark blue ones - the normal ones?... i have no need for fancy condoms :smile:

i do not like the turquoise ones >__<

and for some reason there is an orange one in my wallet... i dont know where it came from or why it's orange...

 

moogle, trojan condoms do larger sizes i think.

 

Bluey has a penis! :eek:

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I simply don't understand how people can cum so fast.

 

I personally take a good 20 minutes. At the least, i'm being dead serious :p

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