Posted January 14, 2008 Haden have you ever had sex in a barn? (That was the punchline from msn!) No but if I wanted to have sex in somewhere that stunk of piss and was full of farmyard animals id go to staines!!!!! Ok I better get out of here theres more knights in here defending bluey than there are inefficent members of the bush cabinet! Boom! Even got the word bush in there. I will get you back on msn bluey were noone can help you muhahaha! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 I can't help but feel everyones going after Haden, any reason why it was just me at first, because i hate his very core*... everyone joined in because i am a natural born bully leader... (crap!) *this may be a lie EDIT: paraphrasing msn now are we? Haden says: oh god! please ask me if ive ever had sex in a barn. i ahve the best comeback ever...ask me if ive had sex in a barn...wtf godamnit...u have some banter with a girl and everyone decends on u to try and get breast approval - damn breasts. damn BREASTSSS! u didnt give me the barn opening! Becky says: i'm not helping you with comebacks you sadact Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 dant! sex is nothing to be embarrassed about ~ everyone but haden does it Okay miss Bluey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 I actually like Haden. He's one of my favourite members. *defects* Bluey leave Haden alone you whore. You've made this thread disgusting. You should take a leaf out of my book and show a little more taste. On topic: I had sex at lunch today and use a perfoma condom. Man they are tight. When I took my nob out there was blood and cum in the johnny. Now my dick is sore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 I can't help but feel everyones going after Haden, any reason why lol lol its even funnier cause me and bluey engirneed it all! No I lie we hate each other. I actually like Haden. He's one of my favourite members. *defects* Bluey leave Haden alone you whore. You've made this thread disgusting. You should take a leaf out of my book and show a little more taste. On topic: I had sex at lunch today and use a perfoma condom. Man they are tight. When I took my nob out there was blood and cum in the johnny. Now my dick is sore. yes! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_GgARlPcYk Crap bluey I jest! You aint no ho your my bro! it was just me at first, because i hate his very core*... everyone joined in because i am a natural born bully leader... (crap!) *this may be a lie EDIT: paraphrasing msn now are we? Damn you! you missed the real part of the convo where you admitted im a god becky says: nngh . cant think of comeback! Haden says: lol Haden says: thats cause i r winnner! becky says: fuck. yeah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 *gasp!* I. HAVE. NO. BROTHER. anyways! back to people's porn preferences! (alliteration is fun ^^) *shoo's you all back on topic before she gets in trouble YET AGAIN today* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 yeah, there is a masturbation thread. what more do you need? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 *gasp!*I. HAVE. NO. BROTHER. anyways! back to people's porn preferences! (alliteration is fun ^^) *shoo's you all back on topic before she gets in trouble YET AGAIN today* Nooo! Sorry bluey you won! Dont disown me I hate being only child! Anyway back on topic what type of condom does everyone use? Not that ive used any for a while thanks bluey! But I think elites rock and cool name to lol. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Anyway back on topic what type of condom does everyone use? Not that ive used any for a while thanks bluey! But I think elites rock and cool name to lol. Don't use perfoma from Durex. (read above post.) Does anybody know any that are a bit looser? I'm not doing pointless bragging but they are really tight and pull my foreskin too far back. And when I take them off my nob is red up to where the condom was. It's like your foot when you've been wearing tight socks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 durex. i dont know them by name, only packet colour ^__^ i like the dark blue ones - the normal ones?... i have no need for fancy condoms i do not like the turquoise ones >__< and for some reason there is an orange one in my wallet... i dont know where it came from or why it's orange... moogle, trojan condoms do larger sizes i think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 I don't know what type it is either as its upstairs in the bedroom, but i have the yellow ones...whatever type they are (free ones from the local hospital). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Orange ones are the ones with the bobbles on the outside for HER pleasure. condoms are phail. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Performa are a silver colour. (I think) I'm pretty sure it was performa. It had something in the end of it already. It was like vaseline. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Thats probably spermiside. Semen taking their own life shouldnt be something to joke about Jordan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Orange ones are the ones with the bobbles on the outside for HER pleasure.condoms are phail. Those are the pink ones...Which I like for no particular reason other than simply being pink. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Thats probably spermiside. Or sperm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Semen taking their own life shouldnt be something to joke about Jordan. is that what spermiside is!!? My gawd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 durex. i dont know them by name, only packet colour ^__^ i like the dark blue ones - the normal ones?... i have no need for fancy condoms i do not like the turquoise ones >__< and for some reason there is an orange one in my wallet... i dont know where it came from or why it's orange... moogle, trojan condoms do larger sizes i think. Bluey has a penis! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Arent the performa ones the ones that numb your cock because you cum in 0.7487 seconds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 I simply don't understand how people can cum so fast. I personally take a good 20 minutes. At the least, i'm being dead serious :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 I simply don't understand how people can cum so fast. I personally take a good 20 minutes. At the least, i'm being dead serious :p Well you are the King of Funrethra. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Arent the performa ones the ones that numb your cock because you cum in 0.7487 seconds? Awww, I have bad memories of that one, it just makes you keep going and going...and going until...you're tired...and....and...You just want it...to end. I'd rather cum fast tbh, atleast i got something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted January 14, 2008 Performa are a silver colour. (I think) I'm pretty sure it was performa. It had something in the end of it already. It was like vaseline. it's tranquilliser. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
