Posted March 21, 2009 For one thing shes a hardcore socialist. You into the softcore shit? C'maahn Gizmon, man up and asspound her. It'll bring her round to your way of thinking. Personally I can't see how that would hamper things, are political views important where you are? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 21, 2009 It was a nice way of saying "I don't like her" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 21, 2009 Unrequited love is killing me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 (edited) And me. I think. I don't know its level of requitement. (I think I may be making up words). Regardless, im sure Rez will have you. My housemate is studying porn for her dissertation but seems to have the worst collection ever (granted they were freebies from porn directors to help her) and in several of them one woman is wearing a strap on while another simulates a blowjob on it. I fail to see how anyone can find that erotic. Random musing of the day. Edited March 22, 2009 by Ashley Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 Wow, this thing's still going?! Impressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 And me. I think. I don't know its level of requitement. (I think I may be making up words). Regardless, im sure Rez will have you. My housemate is studying porn for her dissertation but seems to have the worst collection ever (granted they were freebies from porn directors to help her) and in several of them one woman is wearing a strap on while another simulates a blowjob on it. I fail to see how anyone can find that erotic. Random musing of the day. agreed. It's never anything short of staggeringly un-arousing. I suppose there might be cum on it later but...there are better ways to do a scene with that. Yep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 Its like they want it to be lesbian, they want it to have that sellable 'catch', but still want the power to remain masculine and thus they position power in the shape of a penis, as it is typically in porn the source of power, while still putting women ina submissive role as they are forced to do the penis' bidding. Curious when you mull over the implications. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 yeah it's...weird. Kind of like they have the perks of lesbian sex, while still having that 'now imagine that's your dick, son!' bit in there. Hmmmm! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 The subject of group masturbation came up at work today. General lolz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 Unrequited love is killing me. been there my friend. only thing i can say from my experience is that the heart aches, but the soul grows stronger. that actualy sounds so shit i'm leaving it like that to teach myself a lesson. what i mean is that yes, unrequited love is one of the most emotionay painfull expereinces you will encounter, but at least in the end you come out stronger, not so soft in the future my experince marks the last time i cried, and the last time i threw my heart into the open so easily. now my heart is ten times harder to break. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 22, 2009 Wow, this thing's still going?! Impressed. The topic that keeps on giving. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 23, 2009 My housemate is studying porn for her dissertation but seems to have the worst collection ever (granted they were freebies from porn directors to help her) and in several of them one woman is wearing a strap on while another simulates a blowjob on it. I fail to see how anyone can find that erotic. Random musing of the day. agreed. It's never anything short of staggeringly un-arousing. I suppose there might be cum on it later but...there are better ways to do a scene with that. Yep. Complete word. It does my head in. Now I'm pretty* open when it comes to sex and pornography, but the sucking off of dildos does not do it for me. There is nothing sexual there. There is some tongues, and some rubber....big fucking whoop, lets get some tits or some semen on this situation at the very least. *dangerously Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 23, 2009 Complete word. It does my head in. Now I'm pretty* open when it comes to sex and pornography, but the sucking off of dildos does not do it for me. There is nothing sexual there. There is some tongues, and some rubber....big fucking whoop, lets get some tits or some semen on this situation at the very least. *dangerously Agreed with the above post. There is nothing "sexual" about sucking a dildo one bit, doesn't work to arouse me at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2009 (edited) Why is the "I'm a massive wanker" thing so attractive to some women? Seriously, I'm beyond fucked off now. I have this douchebag of a "best mate", who is basically utterly desperate for a shag (like, beyond belief). He bitches about women constantly, has been in so many failed relationships, and now, he tried it on with my best mate (and his mate) today. She, regretfully went along with it, and now is telling me how much she doesn't want to...but does, because (and I quote) "Just felt nice at the time". We've both agreed how much of a wanker he is, she knows this, and yet she's contemplating doing something with him. If she does, it'll end in shit, and then I'll be the one caught up in the middle. Plus, when he ends up hurting her, I'll go ape shit. Cunts on fire. Edited March 24, 2009 by Slaggis Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2009 Why is the "I'm a massive wanker" thing so attractive to some women? Seriously, I'm beyond fucked off now. I have this douchebag of a "best mate", who is basically utterly desperate for a shag (like, beyond belief). He bitches about women constantly, has been in so many failed relationships, and now, he tried it on with my best mate (and his mate) today. She, regretfully went along with it, and now is telling me how much she doesn't want to...but does, because (and I quote) "Just felt nice at the time". We've both agreed how much of a wanker he is, she knows this, and yet she's contemplating doing something with him. If she does, it'll end in shit, and then I'll the the one caught up in the middle. Plus, when he ends up hurting her, I'll go ape shit. Cunts on fire. There's so many opportunities to start quoting Alanis Morissette lyrics here, so I won't bother. I'll just raise my hand in praise of the vulnerable man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2009 There's so many opportunities to start quoting Alanis Morissette lyrics here, so I won't bother. I'll just raise my hand in praise of the vulnerable man. You're good. I will concede defeat in this round. Nothing can better the unclichedness of quoting that song. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 24, 2009 I wish I was either Paj or Chairdriver. Their constant talk of music and quotes astound me to the fact I have written down a plan to kill one of them and replace my brain with one of theirs. I mean what??:p Anyway, some guys do that. Sex is goooooooooood, my friend is perfectly content without it for over a year and a half now. I hope I don't have to regularly go that long. Man that sounds SO BAD. But I don't care Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2009 I wish I was either Paj or Chairdriver. Their constant talk of music and quotes astound me to the fact I have written down a plan to kill one of them and replace my brain with one of theirs. I mean what??:p Either? It's obvious you'd prefer to be me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2009 You're good. I will concede defeat in this round. Nothing can better the unclichedness of quoting that song. BTW, are you still mad I didn't trust your intentions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2009 BTW, are you still mad I didn't trust your intentions? I can be an asshole of the grandest kind, so it's all alright. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2009 I can be an asshole of the grandest kind, so it's all alright. Your mum (my friend, lol) left a message on my machine saying that actually. Also that you were talking crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2009 Your mum (my friend, lol) left a message on my machine saying that actually. Also that you were talking crazy. You are remembering you have my number saved as Grace Harwell? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2009 You are remembering you have my number saved as Grace Harwell? Yeah but at that particular time love had challenged me to stay. I assumed you knew that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted March 25, 2009 Will you two just shag, and get it over with? *awaits a torrent of Alanis lyrics* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
