nekunando Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Picture a driving lesson like that last friday! that is fantastic (not for you, obviously..) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Coffee does it everytime. Drink a lot of it and you'll be searching for a cork to try and get it to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellfire Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Sometimes a week passes before I crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 You want to get lots of fibre inside of you, some bran, or a few apples/carrots/cucumbers, maybe take some laxatives(pop to a local chemists). Are you actually consitpated, or have you just not been eating much? I think cranberry juice is supposed to help something too. Eat lots of chewing gum, that's a nice laxative. Or... maybe a more radical method, but worth a thought nonetheless. Try and hold the poo in, thus perhaps doing the ole reverse psychology on your body, and then the poo will want to come screaming out of you. I loved the image of shit literally coming out screaming, twas brilliant! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harribo Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 Try poking it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 How often should we shit then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginger_Chris Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 oh i found the answer to this. Buy a packet of those dried apricots, you know those ones that are slightly moist, but the size of dried ones. Yea, I was doing some work and I had a pack I was snacking on, and in less than two hours I'd finished the packet. If they won't help you go, nothing will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 oh i found the answer to this. Buy a packet of those dried apricots, you know those ones that are slightly moist, but the size of dried ones. Yea, I was doing some work and I had a pack I was snacking on, and in less than two hours I'd finished the packet. If they won't help you go, nothing will. Oh god. This man speaks the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeroScap Posted April 22, 2007 Share Posted April 22, 2007 A dominos large pizza, some chicken dippers, 1.25L bottle of coke, 2 hour taekwondo session, rice and chilli con-carne with extra chillis and follow that up with 5 cups of coffee. That what I had today and it wok infortunately a charm! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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