nekunando Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 Picture a driving lesson like that last friday! that is fantastic (not for you, obviously..)
Mr. Bananagrabber Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 Coffee does it everytime. Drink a lot of it and you'll be searching for a cork to try and get it to stop.
Rummy Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 You want to get lots of fibre inside of you, some bran, or a few apples/carrots/cucumbers, maybe take some laxatives(pop to a local chemists). Are you actually consitpated, or have you just not been eating much? I think cranberry juice is supposed to help something too. Eat lots of chewing gum, that's a nice laxative. Or... maybe a more radical method, but worth a thought nonetheless. Try and hold the poo in, thus perhaps doing the ole reverse psychology on your body, and then the poo will want to come screaming out of you. I loved the image of shit literally coming out screaming, twas brilliant!
Ginger_Chris Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 oh i found the answer to this. Buy a packet of those dried apricots, you know those ones that are slightly moist, but the size of dried ones. Yea, I was doing some work and I had a pack I was snacking on, and in less than two hours I'd finished the packet. If they won't help you go, nothing will.
Letty Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 oh i found the answer to this. Buy a packet of those dried apricots, you know those ones that are slightly moist, but the size of dried ones. Yea, I was doing some work and I had a pack I was snacking on, and in less than two hours I'd finished the packet. If they won't help you go, nothing will. Oh god. This man speaks the truth.
AeroScap Posted April 22, 2007 Posted April 22, 2007 A dominos large pizza, some chicken dippers, 1.25L bottle of coke, 2 hour taekwondo session, rice and chilli con-carne with extra chillis and follow that up with 5 cups of coffee. That what I had today and it wok infortunately a charm!
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