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This is a formal complaint from the Jack Bauer Association demanding the promotion of Commander Henry to the far superior vaccuum cleaner brand Dyson. Failing this, Mr Bauer will kill all of the hostages using a chess board. You have 24 hours in which to comply until we order a missile strike on your sorry arses. You have been warned.

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This is a formal complaint from the Jack Bauer Association demanding the promotion of Commander Henry to the far superior vaccuum cleaner brand Dyson. Failing this, Mr Bauer will kill all of the hostages using a chess board. You have 24 hours in which to comply until we order a missile strike on your sorry arses. You have been warned.

 

What he said.

 

Also, the missiles will be armed with Tiberium. Because Tiberium rocks.

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This is a formal complaint from the Jack Bauer Association demanding the promotion of Commander Henry to the far superior vaccuum cleaner brand Dyson. Failing this, Mr Bauer will kill all of the hostages using a chess board. You have 24 hours in which to comply until we order a missile strike on your sorry arses. You have been warned.

 

Jack Bauer? Noone has anything to worry about then. Jack couldn't kill a snail with a platform shoe even if his life depended on it.

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I'll pretend I didn't hear that. :heh:

 

You have 2 hours 11 minutes to comply, fools.

 

I'll repeat myself then:

 

Jack Bauer? Noone has anything to worry about then. Jack couldn't kill a snail with a platform shoe even if his life depended on it.
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