Letty Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Breaking NEWS! An apple has been stolen from my fruit shack! who has done it? oh the mystery! you mean, someone was mugged outside your fruit shack and had their iPod stolen? It was obviously SuperJonst, as the constant dropping of his own forced him to get another..
gaggle64 Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 I'm also unable to think of a position for myself in our fine village. Any suggestions? Resident merchant sailor? Chilling out on yer boat on the river wistling sweet shanty tunes. Someones got to do it anyway.
conzer16 Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 you mean, someone was mugged outside your fruit shack and had their iPod stolen? It was obviously SuperJonst, as the constant dropping of his own forced him to get another.. Have the police been contacted yet?
Shorty Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Have the police been contacted yet? The police hate roleplaying so if I were you, I'd just go vigilante and try and get your stuff back yourself. *sits back and reads a paper*
conzer16 Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 *sits back and reads a paper* *hands Sargent Shorty a pint of Guinness (on the house!) and pats him on the pat*
mariosmentor Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 I'll be an old fighter pilot, a remenant of the wars long gone. Unsociable, uncaring but almost noble, I foresee the upcoming war between the N-E police and unidentified revolutionary force. As a result I spend my time tinkering up "Lady of the Shadows", my old fighter jet alongside the loch and train myself so I can become the legend that I once was in times long forgotten. But which side do I fight for? Myself? The people? The police? Maybe I don't even know anymore...
Guest Stefkov Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 Ahhh the sprites are rising up against me. They have attacked my animals and have run away to their sacred tree. I have been battered by the little shites. I bred too many...
Fierce_LiNk Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 The police hate roleplaying so if I were you, I'd just go vigilante and try and get your stuff back yourself. *sits back and reads a paper* As the Chief of Police, I would advise against that. Now get back to your paper! We're considering all avenues regarding this stolen apple. We think it may have been an inside job. It all sounds like the buildup to some government conspiracy if you ask me.
Fresh Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 While being "roughly taken up the back door" next to my fruit stand i noticed a womens shoe left at the crime scene. It seems to have "Jack bauer rulez" scribbled across it. Interesting......
harribo Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 It's the work of the JBA or whatever name those crappy people had.
Shorty Posted March 30, 2007 Posted March 30, 2007 As the Chief of Police, I would advise against that. Now get back to your paper! Shorty's role is now police officer considering mutiny.
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