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Thats a great story, I am in Year 11 and my history with girls isn't very good...

 

You referring to my post?

 

My history with girls sucks! Honestly, i thought i was gonna be single for like forever lol. Although I guess my story kinda shows that it takes just one moment to find someone. I mean, i don't know if she does like me and I don't know when/if i'm going to ask her, but aslong as you don't let anything get to you and you be yourself, you're going to be absolutely fine :D

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You referring to my post?

 

My history with girls sucks! Honestly, i thought i was gonna be single for like forever lol. Although I guess my story kinda shows that it takes just one moment to find someone. I mean, i don't know if she does like me and I don't know when/if i'm going to ask her, but aslong as you don't let anything get to you and you be yourself, you're going to be absolutely fine :D

 

Ever considered becoming a politician?

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Thats the thing, I have been myself things cock up bah!

 

You don't have to tell me! I've screwed up a lot of things being myself, but it will work out (well if i get with this girl i know things will work out...if i don't well then i hate myself :P)

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You don't have to tell me! I've screwed up a lot of things being myself, but it will work out (well if i get with this girl i know things will work out...if i don't well then i hate myself :P)

 

Words of advice:

 

If they are blonde you will bond.

 

Brunette you can forget

 

Ginger than i really pity you

 

Black you'll be back.

 

Don't be yourself just be less of a loser; and then once she loves you reveal your true self. Hey, worked for me.

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Words of advice:

 

If they are blonde you will bond.

 

Brunette you can forget

 

Ginger than i really pity you

 

Black you'll be back.

 

Don't be yourself just be less of a loser; and then once she loves you reveal your true self. Hey, worked for me.

 

THE GINGER ONE DOESNT DOESNT RHYME!agh!:cry:

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THE GINGER ONE DOESNT DOESNT RHYME!agh!:cry:

 

If my English Literature poetry lessons have taught me something, it is that generally when there is a break in the rhyming, it is indicitive of a moment of high emotion, hence the breakdown in rhyming. So I'm guessing for the lad in question, he has a traumatic memories relating to a ginger woman.

 

But then again, that analysis was relevant for pre 1914 poetry, not random forum poems.

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If my English Literature poetry lessons have taught me something, it is that generally when there is a break in the rhyming, it is indicitive of a moment of high emotion, hence the breakdown in rhyming. So I'm guessing for the lad in question, he has a traumatic memories relating to a ginger woman.

 

No he just couldn't think of a rhyme for ginger.

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She'd better be afraid. VERY afraid.:angry:

 

Haha. That girl and I got a lift home to my village with a friend, she was so drunk I had to walk her to her friends house she also gave me money. My plan failed, my plan was to try and pull her when walking home, I wouldn't have done it otherwise, but it didn't happen, I got off with someone else though.

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Is this thread starting to scare anyone else?

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Haha. That girl and I got a lift home to my village with a friend, she was so drunk I had to walk her to her friends house she also gave me money. My plan failed, my plan was to try and pull her when walking home, I wouldn't have done it otherwise, but it didn't happen, I got off with someone else though.

 

Good for you!:smile:

 

I am not scared of this thread, but trying to help out Goron 3. Another random poem:

 

Too see if a girl likes you

Take her out to tea!

Well, is she smiling?

If so, good job laddie!*

 

*She could just be smiling because the food is nice, good view etc. But if that is the reason then she is shallow!

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Well, i got so blathered i couldn't see or walk, and threw up last night.

 

So i was in the living room, just me and the girl, i ended up with my arm round her, but (and i cant remember how it came about) she said she doesn't go for boys with long hair. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Well, i got so blathered i couldn't see or walk, and threw up last night.

 

So i was in the living room, just me and the girl, i ended up with my arm round her, but (and i cant remember how it came about) she said she doesn't go for boys with long hair. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

Get it cut then! :heh:

 

That website I posted about in MPT said that long-hair is a no-no, Eenuh backed it up too.

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That girl wants me to go into town with her today to "like walk around", the thing is, when she gets on the bus I probably wont recognise her or I'll regret it instantly when I see her....

 

Decisions...

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Well, i got so blathered i couldn't see or walk, and threw up last night.

 

So i was in the living room, just me and the girl, i ended up with my arm round her, but (and i cant remember how it came about) she said she doesn't go for boys with long hair. AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

What, you have one to many dacaries last night?

 

(Sorry dude, couldn't resist :heh:)

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What in hell's a dacary? I was drinking strongbow.

 

Dacaries are basically alcohol for people who don't like alcohol. Strongbow is alcohol for people who don't like beer.

 

We're insanely off topic here though.

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Get it cut then! :heh:

 

That website I posted about in MPT said that long-hair is a no-no, Eenuh backed it up too.

 

Most of the girls in my year love long hair on lads. My girlfriend won't let me cut mine.


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