Hellfire Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 According to this link: http://www.joystiq.com/2007/01/30/nintedos-reggie-wants-you-as-his-assistant/ So basically it's what the title says, this is the description: Assistant To The President – 0700000004Nintendo of America Inc. The worldwide leader and innovator in the creation of interactive entertainment, Nintendo Co., Ltd., of Kyoto, Japan, manufactures and markets hardware and software for its popular home and portable video game systems. Each year, hundreds of all-new titles for the best-selling Game Boy® Advance SP, Nintendo DS™ and Nintendo GameCube™ systems extend Nintendo's vast game library and continue the tradition of delivering a rich, diverse mix of quality video games for players of all ages. Since the release of its first home video game system in 1983, Nintendo has sold more than 2 billion video games and more than 360 million hardware units globally, creating enduring industry icons such as Mario™ and Donkey Kong® and launching popular culture franchise phenomena such as Metroid®, Zelda™ and Pokémon®. A wholly owned subsidiary, Nintendo of America Inc., based in Redmond, WA, serves as headquarters for Nintendo's operations in the Western Hemisphere. Description of Duties Provides support of a highly complex and responsible nature to Company President Performs advanced, diverse, and confidential duties that may be administrative in nature or project based Interfaces with high level internal and external contacts requiring considerable discretion and initiative Researches background material and collects data for reports, speeches, and correspondence Updates and distributes highly confidential product planning report May carry out assignments relating to civic or committee activities involving fund raising, membership drives, board meetings and social functions of senior management Screens, routes, and/or independently handles a significant number of phone calls and e-mails Manages executive's schedule including travel, speaking engagements, trade events Prepares expense reporting and speech materials including PowerPoint presentations Prepares and maintains Action Memos Organizes all details of several offsite workshops each year Qualifications Summary of Requirements Eight years related experience Broad and comprehensive experience, including a thorough knowledge of the organization, including policies and practices Detailed knowledge of organizational operations, procedures, and personnel Excellent PC skills including Windows, Word, and Excel High level expertise with PowerPoint Ability to relay information with tact and diplomacy Bilingual in Japanese/English preferred Education Vocational certification as an executive secretary, or equivalent ** Applications and resumes will only be accepted through Nintendo's website as we no longer accept paper, faxed, or emailed resumes. Also: Genious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killthenet Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 The lucky assistant will also be offered an optional affair package, dinner with Reggie could be nice. I'd willingly do what he asks in order to get a look at those secret Nintendo games. Get me a cocktail dress and a plane ticket to America and I'll get you your details on the next Zelda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted January 31, 2007 Share Posted January 31, 2007 Excellent, this could be finally my chance to seduce him and have carry me in his mighty paw to the top the Empire State for a romantic dinner alone. Just him, me and the Sopwith Camels of American Air Force. Heavenly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 I will never get near that man. He's too dangerous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaijin von Snikbah Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 That comic shalt not soon be forgotten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Excellent, this could be finally my chance to seduce him and have carry me in his mighty paw to the top the Empire State for a romantic dinner alone. Just him, me and the Sopwith Camels of American Air Force. Heavenly. And they said 'quire' was a insult on the Zelda-thread. Or you're a girl(1). Or you like boys. But I wouldn't do that. His big hands will kick your butt and then takes your name to live undercover in the gamingworld. So if you ever get that romantic date, please inform us, so we know Reggie will be posting on the forum very soon. Wouldn't want to be too much around the guy, though. He seems like a very nasty man... Yes. (1) I'm sorry if you are and I called you quire. Really, I am. I'm also sorry if you find it and insult if you were a boy, so i'm sorry both ways. But no edit coming up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 Honestly, what the hell would you say to Reggie if you ever did meet him? The guy is big, he's an icon, and...he just looks like someone who would kick your arse down in a second. You: "so..." *awkward silence* You: "I hear you like games....." It just isn't meant to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 "I'm Jasper - what's your, ow wait, you're that Reggie Fill-'aim' guy, not?" "It's FiZZ-AMEE! FIZZ-AMEE I tell you. But you know what i'll take your name!" "What about getting some more channels running on Wii, make the console DVD-enabled and giving it CD-capability?" "I think you're about to die' "Well I think you sh... Die?" Runs away like hell. It's like love to talk to Reggie - I'm sure of that. Just like making sweet, passionate love to a woman. Except it's like dieing (How do you do that one anyway? Dying is not right...) in it. Ah well. Sweet, sweet dreams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 "What happens in the next Zelda" "-Insert annoying n00bish thing here-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted February 1, 2007 Share Posted February 1, 2007 What they don't tell you on the duties list is that you may also be required to "take care" of certain people should Reggie "see fit" that they are going to be "a threat" to the company. The method you use and way of "disposal" will be up to you, Reggie likes it when you are as creative as possible while making sure no signs point in his direction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Reggie wants an assistant to help him complete his own game: Damn, this is old. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Reggie wants an assistant to help him complete his own game: Damn, this is old. But it's mere gimmicky nature makes this feel like a great game. Not that I want to play a half-naked Reggie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Konfucius Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I just noticed a little detail. Reggie is about kicking ass and he wants an assistant. I'd rather not take that job then, I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I just noticed a little detail. Reggie is about kicking ass and he wants an assistant.I'd rather not take that job then, I guess. I've mentioned the word 'sick' before, haven't I? If you see those things, i'de rather have you go seeing a doctor. Or a shrink. It's all up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtle Squad Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 Eight years related experienceBroad and comprehensive experience, including a thorough knowledge of the organization, including policies and practices I always find it kinda funny when they say stuff like that because everyone seems to say it. I've mentioned the word 'sick' before, haven't I? If you see those things, i'de rather have you go seeing a doctor. Or a shrink. It's all up to you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jasper Posted February 2, 2007 Share Posted February 2, 2007 I always find it kinda funny when they say stuff like that because everyone seems to say it. Don't Ask. Really, don't. I'm sick in the head. I like to do things to people... Like steal their hearts! Literally, that is.(1) (1) These may be really odd and ankward lies. We're not quite sure... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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