I'm going to come out and say it:
Horny fat girls in clubs.
I mean....yes, I've had a few, but you're still fucking hideous and by this point you're also a bit sweaty- only the heat has not penetratred your insulating layer of blubber, leaving your skin cold and clammy like the surface of a badly microwaved pie. NOW GET THE FUCK OFF ME! YOU ARENT SEXY! GGGUUASAHA!
Doherty. the fuckwit.
Teenagers. You know what? you are not the pioner of angst, you are not being an individual by dressing in all black, and you know what else? not only does *everyone* understand what you're gonig through, but nobody cares either. so cheer up you miserable little shit. and cut your hair.
Anime obsessives. you know what? It's really not *that good* now shhhhhhhh! let me watch the lion king in peace!
ahh that'll do for now. peace outxxx