The Bard

Then this means that Metroid Prime now also has 92% which is infact bullshit, because the game is nigh on perfect.

Megaman = win. Mario Kart is a lame, annoying game at the best of times. Also: How is Metroid hard? It's probably the most intuitive, fun series there is.

I absolutely love The Phazon Suit, it's the coolest thing EVER. I also love, pretty much everything about Metroid. Except for Fusion, which was a great game, but not a classic, some of the stuff you're required to do is too obscure. The only thing that bugged me about the Prime games was that they were TOO SHORT!! Damnit.

You do know that you've effectively signed your own death warrant?? Worst game series: Grand theft auto Manhunt Army Man (Damn, people beat me to it) (granted, I havent played that many shit games due to only buying games that score around 8 or above, or that are part of a series I like)

Big Brother.

"The 3rd Place" one for PS2, I'm like, what the hell? The 3rd place?? Shouldn't it be the 1st place??

Yeah, I'd rather go for Metroid than either of those two. Also: yeah, I think the Pokemon series was the series that has given me the most enjoyment.

The difference being of course, that there are more final fantasy games than Zelda games. And with 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, and 9 being absolute classics, theres really no competition. Still, I still reckon Chrono should have been in there somewhere 3 wasn't a dud, seeing as I've played the 90% english version of it and it's bloody great.

Batman is, and forever will be the best superhero of all time, except maybe for Spawn. Also, did anyone here use to watch the old animated series?? That was probably my fave animated program of all time. Also: This movie looks like it's gonna be awesome.

Too many duds?? There's not a single bad game in the FF main series. Granted, X-2 was balls, but from 3 onwards (perhaps with the exception of X. In the Zelda series theres only 2 games I've really really enjoyed: A Link to the Past and Wind Waker. But then again, this is a nintendo forum, so my argument is futile.

I'm on it. Actually, I don't know if I should. Mebbe I will... You killed ted you medieval dickween! Hehe, they practically invented my childhood.

Em, yeah, sure, whenever ya want. Also: I've got 8 Lv 100 pokemon on Ruby, and if I can't transfer them onto Diamond, I'm a kill somebody.

Heathen! Thou shalt burn for this heresy! *PUT HIM IN THE IRON MAIDEN!* "AWESOME!!" ....*EXECUTE HIM!!!!* Also: I'm bored.

Yup, I bought it the day it came out, but I havent played it for about a year. My name on it is The Bard (obviously) and If you want a match or something, I can come on now, or tomorrow sometime. Warning: I'm shite at it, and may need some training but I'm naturally good at FPS' so it shouldnt be a problem.

Yeah, but to be honest, the main point of Alcohol is to get drunk, not for the taste (because lets be honest, there are much better tasting drinks, like Mango juice for example ) I mean, even I don't like the taste of most alcohols, but like Zygo says, the ones that are good really hit the spot, like Magners, Bacardi (the rum not the breezer, I'm not that gay) or Dragon Ale!! for example. Alcohol is there to get you intoxicated, otherwise there'd be no reason for it to exist. Aaanyway, when I'm old and rich, I'm gonna build a massive pub, and call it "The Bard's Tavern" and it'll consist of live music, nekked swedish milkmaids and of course, The finest ale in all the land! And there'll be a strict no chav policy. Soag: JD and Guinness are a real mans drinks to be sure. But I worship the Magners and Bacardi.

Depends, do you have Halo for PC? Cause if so, you can feel free to kick my ass at it anytime you want, seeing as I've only just started playing it. Tis good.

Finally, a worthy foe . That's not bad. 15/4 = 3.75 bottles per person. Thats about a bottle a day. Not bad, I'm not sure if it beats my and Ziggys 53 pints in a day though Lol, yeah, I suppose, but kingboos a newbie, so I suppose it's aight. Lol, yeah, I don;t know what they have against Charlies eyebrows tbh though, seems like a good looking lad. Haven't heard much fightstar though, but kudos to them for doing such a good cover of Messiah. Yeah, I only wanted to try an Appletini because JD from Scrubs always has it, and I am a complete Scrubs fanatic.

Lol, dude, we were only kidding with the guy, no one's gonna be serious about something as stupid as that. Also, hope Fightstar play their cover of Leper Messiah, since I really like it.

Thats why we have alcohol! Beer: Helping ugly people get laid since 1862! Fact.

Lol. Aaanyway, seeing as most of my mates can't come out for most of the holidays due to, as they say work experience/ work (which I call bullshit. It's more because I'm a complete hazard to their health/ sanity), anyone from here like to come out and join yours truly for a couple o drinks? I'd go with the girlfriend, but she doesn't like to drink much, which is a shame, but at least there's someone to help me find my way home after ye olde benders. Also: Don't knock the cider, it's nice. Beer doesn't hold a candle. Anyone ever tried an appletini? I wanted to try one, but my mates wouldn't let me on account of it being "the queen of all gay drinks"

I managed to unearth the only 2 surviving photographs of myself. Both with charistically angry expression, in the seconds one, I'm kinda obscured by my stupid bubble headed sister. Man, I love me. Both were a couple of years back, when I still (half) consented to having protographs of my majesty taken. Also, I have very short hair. Imagine it down to my chest. Yeah, thats right, just like "that cobain punk"

My head hurts Fact; Tsunami's travel at similar speeds to jet planes In India, there is a bill of rights for cows, and people are also legally allowed to marry a dog (yes, I know, but hold it in). Emu's and Kangaroos are incapable of walking backwards It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the worlds population is drunk. (Laaaaame)

How's about No, how does that sound?

Shoulda been the Chrono Series ! But, if it's between FF and Zelda, then it's Final Fantasy all the way.

I am forced to Lol very hard at this. Lolling, before shaking my head in disgust. Seeing as most cider is about 5% vol, it'd take about 8 or 9 good pints at a go before you were solidly pissed. Man, me and my mate Martin (best bar guy ever) and a few more of us, when we go on our massive benders, you can be sure there won't be a drop of alcohol left in Manchester the next day. It was two weeks ago, on thursday, the day we broke up from school, we took our rucksacks and went to tesco at about 10am and bought 6 fourpacks of Strong bow 2 fourpacks of Kronenburg and a 70cl bottle of Bacardi Rum. I downed about a third of the bacardi in the Cinema, watching pirates, and 3 cans of Strongbow aswell. No drunkies. We then went to Rileys and proceeded to play pool while singing along to the Backstreet Boys, Megadeth and Metallica. Had 3 pints of strongbow there and a double vodka, still only a little tipsy. We then spent the entire day outside the slug and lettuce chugging magners (I got 3 massive bottles of the stuff down in 50 seconds!) which is the nicest drink of all time. And had a little more of the rum, and from then, I was pretty out of it, so I do what any drunk guy who needs water does, I jumped in the fountain near the slug nd lettuce head first, but didn't get very wet:laughing: I cant remember the next hour or so properly, but heres what my mates told me: Queue half an hour and a couple of pints later, I get dragged into a chinese bar/ restaurant by my mates, only to get kicked out for repetedly falling out of my chair, I start to hassle the Bouncer who just stands and laughs at me. I sit outside on a wall, sipping bacardi, waiting for my mates to come out, half an hour later, they emerge, rather shit faced. We proceed to amble around Picadilly pissing on the awesome outdoor cubicles. At the Kro bar, me and martin run into a few school friends, who we barely recognise, before collapsing on to floor. Funnily enough, Martins agent from his modelling agency is also there, though the reason shes 26 and hanging around 17 year olds is a mystery. She laughs in his face and apparently is being chatted up by Robbo (Ben Robson, the famous footballers' son, who also goes to my school), and in a while they go back inside and we head towards the bus stop, I insult some skate chick, and queue the incident that occurs with me getting my ass kicked by skaters which I wrote about in the "what makes me angry" thread. Me and martin then proceed to talk to absolute strangers, aswell as these two girls, who get shit scared, which was admittedly funny. Martin goes and tries to sleep in the middle of the road and I have to drag him off before he gets run over. We somehow manage to get the bus, where we start hassling everyone, and randomly shouting "daddy would you like some sausage" amidst backstreet boys choruses. Its now about 12 pm and were so very wasted that we barely manage to make it off the bus at the right stop. But all in all, it was a bluddy fantastic day. Alcohol = win.