The Bard

Yeah, I suppose it can be pretty fun, but dude, you don't need lessons to learn how to play any instrument, all you need is a good ear, a good instrument, a few albums and the internet, it's not as hard as you think.

Why don't you just learn to play guitar? Guitar hero and this are just shit alternatives.

Thats not true.

Children of Bodom - Children of Bodom. One of my favourite songs of all time. Anyone going to the unholy alliance tour?

Currently listening to: Ceremony of Shiva by Behemoth. Absolutely brutal song. 11/10.

Your cats cool. I want a cat. How exactly do you go about getting a cat?

Fuck it Demuwan, how many times have I told you to stay away from the mirror?

Bald chicks give me teh horn . don't worry though she wasn't a scunner for the whole of the movie. That makes me happy...

Thank god. Big guys got my back. Even if I don't technically believe in him.

I hate it when I'm watching tv with my dad and suddenly; PORN!!!!! Fucking hell, give it a rest will ya? Never been more uncomfortable... Also: I hate it when they leave Stargate on a cliffhanger. It makes me mad!

I doubt moths have as advanced a CNS as animals, and so wouldn't feel it that much. But yeah, I agree that they shouldn't do this for a type of cloth. I'm boycotting Silk!

Load of toss. I have about 40 games, all of them I consider essential. To there.

V for Vendetta. 3/10 It was so damn boring. Points for Natalie Portman (if thats her name)...mmn she good...

Woah, that looks like a ton of fun. All you need is a bottle of vodka and a match...

Your Dimaggio like skill for stating the obvious is still alive and well . Hot sisters is taking it too far though. Gsssh, I don't even want to think about it...

Aye, I can be the sexy guy in the leather suit that pokes fun at ethnic minorities and women and you can be the hand puppet that everyone points and laughs at. Hows that sound? Oh, and I think we all agree that Dieters cousin is strangely attractive (read: SMOKIN HAWT!).

You've had Eenuh? All of you? She must be easy. HAHHAAHAHAUHHAHAHHA<SKHsadlh*&"(*"^^^"!!!11 It had to be done. Also, I'm in a bitchy mood. So there.

Don't roll yo eyes at me. Punk. I pity the fool.

Thats my bad there bobalicious, I thought that thats what the topic was all about, but here I'm going to have to say that I really don't care about you or your opinion anyway. If Dieter is offended, which I doubt, then fair enough, but he did ask "wouldn't you?" so fuck it.

iQue, followed shortly by the Game and Watches...

Shit, you have one smokin hot cousin dude. Damn. I would most definately fuck that sweet little biscuit.

On Zygo's recommendation, listening to Dirty Diana, and yes, it's a pretty good fuck song. Now: Listening to "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" theme. On a scale from 1 to awesome, it's super great.

Oh, shit, I didn't know McTiernan wasn't doing it, thats pretty sucky, but I doubt even he can shit up this movie... I'm thinking of investing in that Limited ED box set of the 3 movies, since I can't find my copy of the second one, and I can't honestly remember it that well either.

Yeah, I think it's a great title, a cool play on words, and Willis is never too old! What I'd like to see them do would be to bring Zeus back in even if it's not in a major role, cause he was awesome, and also, rather than having it in a confined space like the first 2, I'd like to see them have an entire city under threat, just like in With A Vengeance. And they need more stupidly cool lines, there was a real lack of those in Die Harder.

Yeah, thats right, I was just flicking over The channels after Stargate finished, and it's official, some dumb bitch on Entertainment tonight announced that there will definately be a fourth instalment of one of the best movie franchises ever. Yippee Kay Aye Melon Farmer (etc etc.) "Yeah well you can shove your well laid plans up your well laid ass" Lawl. And of Course "Simon says zere is a bomb in a school" etc. Discuss. Or not. Oh, and before you fuckers get all "OLD!!!111!!THREE!!!" on me, realise that I don't give two shits. That is all, enjoy.