The Bard

Go on solo. Were waiting... Tell you what, while we're waiting for Solo to come up with one, anyone want to guess this: ? "A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same."

Harsh Times: 9/10 with mates slightly drunk. 2/10 with bitchy dad. Was ok, the ending was pointlessly tacked on though.

Yeah, definately donnie darko. that was a fucking wierd movie.

Oh that is so very nice, what a beautiful sentiment....I'll be back.

Is it bollocks. It's alright, but comes nowhere near Scrubs or Seinfeld.

The UK one is a great deal better.

Dabookerman wins. Continue.

Lol, don't worry about it. I think I'll take the next go, unless Moria wants to claim it "Now I'll give you to the count of 3 to get the hell off my porch with your nuts intact..."

First person to guess correctly.

The Matrix: Morpheus to neo in that simulation.... Also: It's not your go

Haha awesome, what a guess. Aight lets see: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!" actually...no that ones too obvious... Um, how about "Danny isn't here right now Mrs. Torrence..."

Finding Nemo! Is it?

Ah, yeah, the tapion movie was also really cool, I can't remember them much so I think I'll go ahead and download it. Been itching to watch the Trunks special for a while now aswell.

That is correct. Class movie

That boxart is really beautiful, but nintendo have a history of selecting the shittiest possible boxart. Did anyone unlock the extra images in MP: 2? The extra box designs were so much better then the real one.

Haha, thats from Star Trek: Generations, I think Cptn Kirk says it. I'm not a trekkie of any sort, but that movie was cool, if a little confusing. Ok, heres mine: "Sir, this line is reserved for emergency calls only." "No fucking shit lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

Too true Yeah, I guess so, you can tell it's not Bardock cause he doesn't have his stupidly cool red bandana. Bardock: I really hope Bardock is playable though, cause he's one of my fave characters. Bardock s TV special is also my fave DBZ movie. Although Brolly and Bojack were also stupidly cool.

Lush: A fat slut who hangs aroung bard getting drunk and habving dex with equally inebriated men. Edit: I forgot that you dont drink. Also: I hate me and the way i look. Its funny how everyone eincluding my self goes "o noes, not teh plastic xsurgery" but you ARE born in to a waaay too fucking imaeg conscious world, and it's alright for you to say if you're born with the goods, but trust me, I know better than most that phydical apprearances can destroy peoples lives, caompletely, and it's just so unfair T TImes the abuse you can get for looking a certani way. I remember you sayuing that to me on my first day here, honestly though, the sarcasm, it burns, nobody deserves it, thats just cold.

Tehy'll come after us with machine guns. Drink the wine!!! Drink"!! Dinrk the wine!!!!!!!111132 iT'S not asafe... Dear lord, take away my viriginity, it's fun for a while, trust me, ut fuck it.e

Task list for tonight: 1. Kill Self 2. Dispose of body (might eb tough, but, fuckit, beautiful, motherfulcker)

...I recall no solo...?

How you doing at it now, you finished it yet? The second one is easy as pie. But refer to my first post if you want to know how to beat the third. It is the queen mother of all biatches.

Currently listening to: Bal Sagoth - The Dark Liege of Chaos is unleashed at the Ensorcelled Shrine of A'Zura Kai (The Splendour of a Thousand Swords gleaming beneath the Blazon of the Hyperborean Empire Part II) and after that Nile - Lashed to The Slave Stick. good metal

I want so much at launch that I cant get, so the cheaper it is the better. Games to get at launch: Red Steel Far Cry Metroid Rayman Dragonball Z Metal Slug Anthology Zelda (Maybe, if I can be arsed) and a few more.... damnit, need to start saving...

I'm pretty sure that's a DS screenshot is it not? It's not bad for DS tbh. There's no way that could be a Wii screen