The Bard

You mean NST .

Animals are better than humans. They don't pollute, they don't spread to an area, reproduce until the environment can no longer support them (or anything else) and then move to another area, animals are simple, they don't kill for pleasure, they kill for sustenance. We are a spanner in the works, the only animal group that doesn't fit in. If humans need to test drugs, they should try them out on themselves, find someone who is willing to bite the bullet, instead of potentially harming creatures that want nothing to do with it. The majority of plagues are caused by humans anyway, you can take Aids as an example; people in the 60's insisted on having multiple sexual partners without heed to what thousands of scientists/ doctors were saying leading to Aids and infact, the majority of Venereal disease. If we are the cause then we should find the cure on our own. If you looked a little closer you'd see that there is a lot of beauty in simplicity, animals can see, hear, feel, taste, smell and they can love too, just beacuse Humans are a more cerebral race doesn't mean that that they are superior. Thats my two cents, but what do I know, I'm just an ignorant fuck.

Weatherspoons is too posh to let my kind in ...but who cares? It sucks anyway Anyway, I agree, it's always fun to go out with mates, turning 18 years of age doesn't make any difference to how you react to alcohol, so why all the complaining about underage drinking? No, it isn't, a pint typically contains 250 Kcal. I managed to consume 4500 Kcals worth of booze in one day, and I had to eat too, it's really the excessive alcohol consumption that causes it.

No, he was an annoying little shit in the second. He totally screwed up what is otherwise an immense film.

I don't really go there all that often, but about once or twice a month, I'll be in Rileys this Saturday if you want to come have a merry time . Room 1 and 2 are both great. I can't believe I missed Cryptopsy though, they were supposed to have been really good ... Blackthorn is ok. I love it though when I see a bunch of chavs with a litre bottle of white lightning . I laugh and throw roks at them. Then I run away like a little girl.

Yes mate . Maybe I'll see you there sometime . Strongbow is a hell of a lot better than Gaymers, which makes me want to throw up, but it's still not too great. Cheap though, at £3.60 for 2 pints .

Money laundering bastards!!

Hey, if you want to drink why the fuck should age be a boundary? Depends which Cider though doesn't it, a lot of cider tastes like utter donkey balls, you need real cider, not pisswater like Strongbow or Gaymers (yes, thats what it's actually called)

Haha, I'm guessing you've never had to be trolleyed .... I passed outside a saki bar and my mates stole a shopping trolley from Tecso to push me home in (they didn't have to, they did it for shits and giggles). Next afternoon I woke up and dan(imal) was asleep in my swivel chair, so I tied him to it with duct tape, drew cocks on his face and left the house......He was still asleep when I got back :p. Alcohol = Good Memories. By the way, sorry for boring you with epithets of drunkenness.

I would personally not give a shit. Animal testing is wrong. You might think of it as the lesser of two evils, but I think of it as the greater.

I don't think it can be better than RE4.

I have to say, I'm tempted by the Rez one, and the RE4 one...

Kalmah - Hades. Probably the best melodic death metal song ever written. Infininty/ 10. Kreator - One Evil Comes. 5/10. Pretty poorly written, the harmonies feel tacked on and strange. In the good old days of yore Kreator could write a mean thrash song. A Lot of The Stuff on Enemy of God sucks. Holy shit!; Swamphell - Kalmah...fuck, it's like an orgasm in your ears...: Infinity + 1/10

Consider yourself a lucky fucking bastard. A Pint over here in any pub costs an extortionate £2.50 or more. I've found myself spending £60 + in a drunken stupor. Anyway, like Dan said; you go out and drink because it loosens your inhibitions, it makes you do things you normally wouldn't, and mostly just cause it's damn fun. As for me, I don't dance, so I usually go to pool bars like Rileys and spend the day drinking, putting on some metal (rileys have a good jukebox) and just playing pool and indulging in the company of my friends. As for clubs, Jilly's rockhouse in Manchester kicks all ass. Obscure metal bands, awesome music, and booze. Can't ask for much else! Oh...and fit birds .

Amon Amarth - Down The Slopes Of Death...10/10. OMFG!! Brutal yet melodic. Metal at it's best.

Zeldafreak, you're a fucking dick if you think drugs should be "tested" on animals. They have the ability to feel, just like us. Man, you just couldn't be more of a dickhead could you?

Wow, I'm totally sold on Monkey Ball now that I've seen the IGN Video Review .

Yeah, Kurt Cobain shot himself on my birthday.

Nah, It's not just to get completely pissed every week, sometimes I'll just have 2 or 3 pints, sometimes I'll get totally bladdered, but yeah, I've only thrown up in a couple of periods of my life, one was when I had the most extreme food poisoning imaginable, and the other was that 28 pint stint I was telling you about (I threw up like a madman). I do realise the downsides, and yeah, I guess it would make it that bit more fun if I didn't do it so often...

Yeah, I know, I don't really drink that often, I go out on average maybe once a week, besides, it's fun, (for me anyway, being socially awkward as I am ) So anyway, peace.

My bastard PS2 is totally fucked. I can't believe I actually bought one, but hey, some of the games are great...they'd be a hell of a lot better as cube exclusives though, but hey, what can you do?

Actually, It takes about 12 pints for me to get pretty wasted, either that or downing half a bottle of JD, which should cost me about £8. Movies are a lot more fun that way, especially Ice Age 2 . I don't really remember films like Bond anyway. Now kindly go fuck yourself, I never said thats how many pints it took for me to get drunk. Have you never gotten drunk and been unable to stop drinking?

Going to see it this Saturday, I haven't really liked a single Bong film I've ever watched, so I'll make sure and get nice and wasted beforehand.

Oh dude, that was a sweet burn And I imported my DS from america aswell .

Yesh, well, enjoy it, it's a class game. Which reminds me...I need to get back to it .