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Especially since anyone could tell you that it's not actually Team Fortress 2. Except Kotaku, of course. I doubt they've ever watched Firefly. I was going to say you should keep your eyes open for my brother and slaughter him painfully for me, but I suppose you probably wouldn't stand a chance if you ever ran into him.

Team Fortress 2, you say? Wait, that's not right. I'm glad online gaming doesn't appeal to me. I get addicted enough to single-player games until I finish them.

They don't even mention who the main character is. I may or may not have read the review. You sound like Kotaku, Diageo.

I'm not too worried about the slowness. Plus most of you seem to like Super Mario Land, so what do you know about what makes a good Super Mario game, anyway? :p I'd kill my girlfriend if I ever caught her watching The Big Bang Theory. (Or possibly just dump her.)

I'd kill my girlfriend before forcing her to watch The Big Bang Theory.

To be fair, I think Cube would find that preferable over her being a dog person. Unless she's literally a dog, then I'm not sure.

Okay, I looked it up and she's going to have another quest for Shulk once your affinity with Colony 9 is a bit higher (roughly halfway between 4 and 5 stars).

Have you handed in the quest? All quests related to extra skill trees need to be handed in by the character who gets a new skill tree from the quest.

Not the best choice of apartment then, if they won't allow you to keep a cat in it. I can just imagine you finding a great girl who's perfect in every way and you fall madly in love with her... And then you find out she's a dog person.

You could do that... Or you could get a cat.

I liked the game too, but no one in their right mind would claim that the game is worth 10/10. Unless you're just trolling, which is what Jim Sterling's doing most of the time.

You didn't answer the question, Peeps.

If nothing else, you'd think she would have been able to figure it out by the 1-5 numbering on the cardboard sleeves.

I bought my mom the Six Feet Under box set and she had some problems figuring out which season was which. She started with season 5.

I hate it when that happens. I was recently watching The Shield, but for some reason the last episode of season 4 was missing. Fortunately I always watch the "previously on..." part, so I realized before the episode had even started. Still, I had to watch something else that night.

Jim Sterling also gave Deadly Premonition 10/10. Just sayin'.

Hahahaha. Ah, schadenfreude. :p

I don't think ableist language concerns itself with racism, so I think you're good.

It's called ableist language and it's very much a Real Thing in certain circles. Also ableist: using the word 'stupid'. No, seriously.

Quoted for truth.

I'm sure you'll find some other way to thank me.

Happy birthday.

Or this Italian magazine, which game Super Mario Galaxy 11/10. Made especially amusing by the fact that it didn't even get a perfect score in every category.

Well, then I take it all back.