jayseven

50p lightbulb versus an electrician... to change a bulb? When I'm rich then sure, although you do realise calling an electrician is in itself a whole new world of fuck-ups waiting to happen.

CTG: because what you're saying is like saying "if cheese never existed then nor would CATS because mice wouldn't exist without cheese, and cats wouldn't exist without mice!" The sentiment that you don't have to enjoy both is in itself fine :P

Yes, you guys got very lucky very often! When i got the PMs in for this night role and I saw Ell was going to follow Gizmo, i was like "YES! The mafia are going dowwwn.." :P then I saw moogle target Zell... and I knew how it was going to go down. Croc-skinned boots (maase) would've had some awesome mexican stand-off scene with you, something really awesome would've happened, and then you'd be dead. He'd claim the reward on his own brother, then spend the rest of the game roleblocking people by drinking the night away. It was a long shot for Maase, but he came close a few times - so often he'd target the same person as you :P Twins, I swear. If you had died, gizmo, then the game would've been so massively different. I had wanted you to die at this point! Though the rest of the game would've been death-less and... talkey. hmm. It took a month and 2 days to do this, and we only had, what, 4 nights? Lol! Shocking.

Yesterday I remembered that when I was younger where I broke two mirrors in one day... I'm starting to realise now that I really am cursed. Seriously; everything I do gets so overly complicated. It's like your lightbulb goes, so you need a new one, only the first four shops don't have any. Then you find a shop that has one - you buy it - then you get it home and it's broken. Then you find a fresh bulb in the cupboard under the stairs anyway. Next you try and screw the bulb in, but because of the high ceiling you need a stepladder, so you bring it in and -- the odd shape of the room, the bed in the way -- you can't open it up. You can lean it on a wall but you can't reach the bulb from there. You attempt to climb the ladder ON the bed... but think better for it. You need a chair to stand on, only the nearest chair is in the dining room, so when you're trying to get the chair out you catch the tablecloth, and everything on the table, fruit bowl and all, comes tumbling off; OJ caught in that moment where it can't decide if it'll stain or not, so you rush to find kitchen roll, and in your haste you pull too hard on the dispenser and half the roll comes out with you. You realise while you're dabbing the OJ that you're accidentally trodden a strawberry into the carpet anyway. Giving up on the kitchen, and the lounge, you get the chair into the other room, then realise you got the wobbly chair with the support-less seat. You scratch the paint on the door as you take it back. Grabbing the right chair, you return to your room, and thusly attempt to balance on a chair on your bed, walls too far away for support. Your fingers search for the socket when BAM! Yep, that's the socket alright. Should've turned the light OFF before accidentally sticking your finger in the socket. And now you've hit your head on the headstand. And you dropped the bulb. And it broke. Now, that story genuinely happened to me once. A 4-minute job turned into a 4-hour calamity session. It's just a nice parable to everything in my life. It's ridiculous. It's a miracle I ever get anything done. I hate the jobcentre.

(P.S. I'm really self-satisfied with the last line's way of answering the sheriff's last line. Mmm, good shit)

sorry! edited it now Yeah, people forgot that you said that (but not me, oh no) -- but again, nearly every nightphase lasted far too long while I put off the writing (it would take me two hours to sort a list out, to come up with scenarios, etc). I'm glad the mafia thought they were in trouble and it's not just my imagination! Haha :P

Mundi; i was frustrated throughout the game, but as dannyboy said - it was my own fault for making the write-ups complicated. not_so_tiny; if someone falls into your trap, then they're evil. if you don't know whether they targetted you, or you targetted them (which, remember, is a role i gave you because you didn't have a night role) then there are clues in the write-up that signify their character. Dannyboy; yes, I was egotistical with the narrative. It won't happen again The reason why clues were hard to find was a) because I named all teh characters, so the mafia would be identified too soon. I had to make a balance, and b) I don't think all the townies really knew what to do with the info they got. Jimbob got some clues that he never revealed. Not_So_Tiny never told anyone what someone getting trapped meant, which would've definitely helped. The Fish... well nobody targetted him and he didn't have a night role, then didn't want one when i offered, and never interacted with the thread. MadDog's coroner reports told him who the dead person had targetted since the game started by username, which could've been used in combination with the write-ups to give you some more information. Mundi's role was my personal favourite; I gave everyone the sort of roles that they asked for :P But nobody really believed him. The 'list' of who was who; Lilster - Neutral - luke dannyboy-the-dane - neutral - pete Zell - Neutral - zombie king. - just liked biting people. Would win when majority were zombies (I'm probably going to do a proper zombie mafia after the 'future' one) Tellyn - ? - good - pimp moriarty - stupid investigator. mundi - good - The Postman - INVESTIGATES - Is told the alignment they requested. Jimbob - Good - Ernie the Editor - INTERVIEWS/INVESTIGATES - Asks for their recollection of the previous night. dyson - good - scarlett the hussy - PROTECTS. That's it :P why did people find that so hard to believe?! Eenuh - good - Big Riverback - CURES INFECTIONS - only eenuh could night-kill zell. Zell wouldn't be lynched if eenuh didn't vote for him. tsk! Ellmeister - good - percy the horse. Chose two targets, then got the names of the place where they were (so in the write-up he could assume his target was one of several people, or less. On the last night he witnessed gizmo at the post-office, thus showing that gizmo was the killer. You reaaally should've just said that, dude :P would've made the game way more interesting once he was lynched!) Fish - good - Wyatt the Prospector - If targetted, found to be evil. Could not be night-killed. Jonnas - good - Doc Lester PROTECTS not_so_tiny - good - Clark the Clock keeper DOUBLE VOTE, people trapped in his tower if evil maase - (?) Good Man with Croc-skinned shoes - looking to find and kill snake-skinned boots MadDog - good - Coroner - discovered victim's previous targets *** Cube - evil - barman DOUBLE VOTE coolness bears - evil - pastor - gets 'confessions'; roleblocks Nintendohnut - Evil - Dirk the deputy; roleblocks/protects mr-paul - evil - charlie/sally; silences the next day moogleviper - evil - vincent (undertaker); discovered people's roles Gizmo - evil - Snakeskin boots - killa!

but not-so-tiny! The pastor got trapped in your traps, so did snake-skin. You didn't pick up on the pastor, and people knew who the pastor was played by, but they didn't know that by being trapped it meant they were evil.

Best wishes for today, Eenuh. Paj; hope you're actually going to your exam too, silly bugger.

Salt, Sweat, Sugar?! Boo! You're not a real fan! :P (my JEW song of choice would be "A Praise Chorus"

Feel free to post your roles from the PMs i sent you initially, and your own opinionson what went well/wrong, actually. I've got a word document over 22 pages long, and I fear I've already talked enough :P General opinion; maybe made the mafia too strong. People focussed far too much on Dyson. My write-ups were too long for people to be bothered re-reading and cross-referencing, which meant that people tended to not realise what important information they actually had! Oh well. Lesson learned for my next mafia thread. Ahem.

THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Zell has been voted to be lynched, 4 great justice Dirk rode into town, his horse kicking dust over the trailing blue figure; a noose round its neck but no signs of a lack of life. Ironic. He drew the rope up over a branch. The undertaker came and stood next to him, watching the flails and the limbs. 'Looks like we got 'em.' Barbar pushed through the saloon doors, struggling with his cloth and glass. A wry smirk and a nod for the men by the tree. Charlie stayed inside, by the window, arguing with himself, at least half sure, half the time. The man with snake-skin boots was on his speckled horse, as she drank from the water. He was chuckling. Not a cloud in the sky. The deputy turned to see where the laughter was coming from. The man on the horse tipped his hat in greeting. The townspeople, like deja vu, peered only from curtains and knotholes. The snake-skinned boots dismounted. The man looked down teh concourse, and steadied his gun. Blamblamblamblamblam! Rotten blood poured from the five holes on the zombie's chest. A crooked smile and two eyes could be made out from the entry points. Blam. To the head. The murmurs stopped. The zombie was dead once more. The pastor stood watching, from his ramshackled church. He crossed himself, but knew it was little more than a habit. He felt at his neck; he felt the blood churning and changing. He looked to the sky. But there was nobody up there. He knew, now, that there was nothing up there. No great force for good, benevolant and kind. Nothing but the sky. Zell is dead. All he wanted was fresh flesh each night. He was neutral. San Luis is mafia territory now. Winners; Cube, coolness bears, mr-paul, moogle, gizmo, nintendohnut. All six of the san-luis trouble makers. Despicable. Roles/opinions coming up.

Death Wishes 8 is majority, innit? Dyson (1): Gizmo, Zell (5): Moogle, Jonnas, cube, nintendohnut Gizmo (1): Dyson

Death Wishes 8 is majority, innit? Dyson (1): Gizmo, Zell (5): Moogle, Jonnas, cube, nintendohnut Nobody (1): Dyson

Kain does a maguyver and somehow makes it so he can suicide.

DINOSAUR! But there's a chat for this now.

That's one of the stupidest arguments I've ever heard.

/me is paranoid again, as if we have chosen the person chair chose all along!! :P

When is it? What's it on? I had another resit (yes, I sucked at college. And uni, come to think fo it...) where i got a D first time, revised the night before resit and, again, got an A. The stuff's in your head, and you've learned how to better apply your knowledge since the first go.

Ok. A silencer is a suspicious role. I'll dig that for now. FUCK IT. Changevote: Tellyn

Bear in mind, folks, that it picks up at different times of day. Usually after dinnertime, and until mabye 3 or 4am, so don't turn up at 2pm and see no sign of anyone then give up. There are currently 18 people in there! At 11am there's lucky to be three.

Does 'windswept' just mean 'sweaty'?

You should anyway. I got an E the first time, then an A the second, without revising. Better questions came up is all.

But maybe unchartered wouldn't have existed without Gears :P