jayseven

Hey there. Turns out I DO need issue #28 games TM. What'll it be? blowjob? Haiku? 99 red balloons?

DYSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

That's all, really :|

I see you online. Bish me up!

Yo. You seen wolverine yet? I know chris said something about saturday in the pee em...

You listen to idiots.

You know you're gay, right?

Is there room under the bridge?

HI! You've not been posting as much recently. How's it going?

(good call, bro! I eagerly await...)

Ha. I've already had retinal dysfunctions, so this is A BREEEZE!

... Just don't, like, get a girl and dress her as pikachu and post the amateur pron on the net, k? I worry about you.

haha! Well the old profile was just... urg. I have no inspiration. Your pikachu-themed one works very well, mind you!

HI FIEV!!!!!!!!

One day, you shall return. And you shall be my friend!

Blargle! PLUS LENGTH!

I pump myself up daily with your innuendos. Everyone hates me but that's ok because I'll be drunk anyway! WOOOOOOooooo

Hard to get ramblings down to, what, 160 chars?! Mafia would be... discovered... *looks shifty*

That's fair dooos my man Maybe one day I'll succumb to the pressure and Twitterize all the time. I think I've got Twitter on my mobile so maybe I'll use it there more often. I'll go there now and follow you right back!

It's a legal document that binds us and unites our future! A neccessary step forwards in the grand scheme of things. I hear vBulletin sends out rings and everything!

This is definitely the gayest layout, tbh.

I'm pretty sure I'm going to change the purple to a nice...... blue? Yellow? I dunno. I failed art twice.

haha! Painful, yet it works...

I can't make up my mind about what I think about your layout, here. I guess I'm surprised it wasn't more yellow!

Narcissist.