McMad

Hearing Tom Hanks say that joke to the two other FBI agents in that car was probably the highlight of that film. "Oh yeah then, would you like if i told you a joke?" "Sure..." "Okay, Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "....Go fuck yourselves."

Sorry then.... (leaves forums ashamed)

How do you decide who's go it is?

The Shining! Here we go: "Stop trying to hit me and hit me!"

Er... What about Mario Kart DS?

Zelda in October!? Zelda Rumour

Screw it i'll get both.

The only difference there would be is the big 'M' that would be on Vegeta's forehead.

Well there will be Sonic, Elebits, Dragon Quest and Project Hammer to shift some sales aswell.

I bet you Midna is gonna be a traitor of some sort in the end, or it's gonna turn out that Midna was using Link so he can do something very important that she can't do herself. This is similar to how Link was used into opening the door to the sacred realm in Ocarina of Time. I don't think Midna will turn out to be Zelda because we have already seen Zelda in the Twilight Realm in her human form. Midna could very well turn out to be Ganondorf or some people have raised a point in the past that Midna could be the soul of Majora because of the similarities of Majora's mask and the mask that Midna wears herself. Anyway what I am trying to get across is that Midna does not seem at all trustworthy, and also I think the whole point of her existence is so that combat when Link is the Wolf is not boring, luckily she makes for an interesting side-kick as well.

That would be a very good idea. If it were true.....

They annouced the the name of the Wii on an ordinary day. Why can't they annouce the price and launch details on any random day in September?

Edible?

I have the worrying feeling that we might not get the date at Leipzig. Nintendo keep saying that they'll only announce the date when it 'matters'. Unfortunately the Wii still has a few more suprises up it's sleeve and those secrets may 'matter' more than the launch date and price.

Please... The first issue was very underwhelming because everything it talked about has been covered repeatedly in the past two months. It's design is rubbish, i much prefer the sleek modern designs of ONM and Edge. And it tried to earn some credibility by giving out harsh scores compared to the biased ONM, but it seems silly that Zelda, Animal Crossing, Pikmin 2 and Super Monkey Ball 2 scored higher than Metroid Prime.

Better than the mess that is NGamer.

1. If you actually read his post he was poking fun of the fact that Nintendo over-exaggerate their game's graphics. 2. It's Dabookerman, the majority of the things he says aren't serious.

There's quite a good piss-take of Final Fantasy 7 half way through this episode of robot chicken. Robot Chicken The rest of it is quite good too.

Those two guys are probably replacing the two camp guys that used to hang around in the market constanly laughing. Although those freaks don't scare me nearly as much as that gigantic woman with the massive lips in Ocarina of Time did.

What would you recommend then Rokhed?

Thank You for saying that. You guys pick on Matt way too much.

I'd say Kingdom Hearts is not gonna be on Wii. Although we might be getting the Dragon Quest series apparently if DQM: Joker and DQ: Swords are successful on Nintendo platforms.

What! YOU THREW AWAY MY SANDWICH! MY SANDWICH MY SANDWICH

Finally someone who also watches too much Friends. YAY!

Lets face it, Crystal Chronicles was never going to make it for launch anywhere. Hopefully Dragon Quest will be at the Japan launch to repair some of the damage, Zelda will also make the majority of the sales too.