Serebii

Thankfully, I hold no interest in oompa loompas

Not at the moment. My friends are rarely up for doing stuff (such a hassle to get them to do anything) and really, there's no point me trying at the moment as mid-month next month, my workload increases to 140 hour weeks for a few weeks. October though, things will change. Parties are on, I also intend to get a part-time job to increase my social circle somewhat too.

That's one of my concerns. I start chatting to a girl, turns out she has a boyfriend and he punches me for doing it. That's how my life works, I know it'll happen.

Think it's an over-reaction and a bit of misinformation. The mosque isn't actually at Ground Zero but several blocks away. This misinformation has spread Daily Mail style and has caused hatred, also Daily Mail style

Blergh, my friends are starting to want to back out of tomorrow. FML

There's a line I've been meaning to try to break the ice "Titanic"

Maybe that's where I go wrong. My hair looks less and less awesome with each week after a haircut

I'm not that desperate yet :/ I just want to give the real world a proper go first. I haven't been able to as of late due to my friends turning prematurely middle-aged. If that fails and I hit 26 with no success, then I'll do it.

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE Grab your squids and run to the walls!

Well I'm out on Saturday night (in theory, depends on how rubbish my friends are, see my Time to bitch about life thread for details) so I'll give it a go. Will let you guys know

That does run the risk of girls wanting me only for my money and I don't want that. I want my money, don't want to waste it on females. If I did, I'd have bought many a hooker :p I'm not ashamed by it, but it's not exactly the best thing to use to make a first impression. I do tell them to stop and ask them not to, but once some alcohol is in their system, it gets out anyway I lost that when I hit 250lbs. I mean sure, I'm now 130lbs but still

No but my friends do But they also go "This is Joe, he owns the biggest Pokémon site...in the world".

I don't get why I have such issues I'm attractive and fairly wealthy. It's the winning combination This is the truth :p

I'm the one who's rubbish. Dry spell of 3 years 7 months 18 days 9 hours 4 minutes. Not that I'm counting

It is...if your day was god awful and you want to bitch about it :p

Which is why I made this thread...so I could bitch and get it out somewhere where it wouldn't bite me back in the ass and then deal

I sometimes miss having really short hair. Was so easy and quick to deal with back in those days. Didn't look as awesome as I do now though

It's odd how Pepsi Max is trying to make rape amusing...

Lol of course it is. Stop reading the Daily Mail.

I agree. Plus as if that relatively hot sales assistant would really fancy him. That music he got was shit as well

Winter. It has the best form of Shikijika

I heartily endorse this comment :P

Probably my eyes :p

I was finally on their NHS list at that point :/

Also found some, will give it a go for my next night out Is it meant to be beige with black bits?