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  1. Can I just wish ThePigMarcher the happiest of birthdays, always an honour to see you commenting. Wish you a happy birthday buddy! Such a memorable guy too!
  2. It's just a joke, rest assured. ( a long winded one as you'll notice )
  3. but it's also Mundi ..... 's birthday Basically no-one made him a birthday thread, so I took pitty in creating this in order to remind everyone of his existence on N-E, even though he comments quite often apparently. I guess his posts must be pretty boring. Obviously because there isn't much to associate with him, or rather, anything remotely interesting about him, the title may have suffered somewhat. Usually there's something positive or funny to post about a user. Ah well. Don't feel bad for the guy though, I mean, I didn't expect you to make this yourselves of course, as I'm sure he didn't. So yeah, I guess we're a tad sorry for you Mundi, uhhh happy birthday. (this is all in good spirit, I enjoy your presence really. ly x have a good wun)
  4. That was a good attempt to subtly remind the forum that it was your birthday, so that you'd get a special thread from it. Unfortunately we've all seen past that effort, and it wouldn't have worked anyway because no-one here cares about you enough to create one, hence why there isn't one already. I applaud your effort though.
  5. If you time it to have the claps play just after each other, it doubles the impact of humiliation. I just thought that would strengthen your valid and clearly implicit message.
  6. I always shit my pants when an enemy UAV goes up whilst I'm on a streak. I always think 'damn, why don't I have cold-blooded on? Oh yeah, I wouldn't get any kills without Stopping Power'. Then it's a case of whether or not I can quickly take the thing down with my sub/AR. If I have the sniper class (i.e. with spas) then I'm fucked, basically.
  7. dwarf

    Killzone 3

  8. LIE. Especially seeing as the second sentence essentially confirms it.
  9. I agree with Jay that Skidrow is great, my personal favourite. Derail can be absolutely hilarious if you get into the main building quick - use the spas, have claymores and scavenger on.... You will tear it up. You can have the occasional peak out of the window but it's best to run around between the staircases leading up and pwn. Gonna have to try the Tar.
  10. Oh yeah that's the one, I got the devout prayer from Urbain obviously. That would be good though.
  11. You just melted his heart. Diageo must be pretty warm because it is widely known that Rez has a heart of gold. 1064.18°C warm precisely. Probably helps that Rez wears his heart on his sleeve, so it's closer to the source of heat. I know this makes you look gay Diageo (I know you are kinda bi) but just don't take it to heart, who knows, in the future you may have a change in heart. That's enough of the heart jokes. Mine has almost broken.
  12. Thanks for adding that, relief for all your doubters. *Phew* Chillin' with ma Lilt 'Outfit' I wear for my shite work placement.
  13. FUCCCKKKKKKK waste-gash. Unlocked Mephistopheles and she asks me to get rid of Sage Freke and his followers. Now I thought that meant all the wizardy people, and so I killed Yuria the Witch. Now I can't get the bloody ring of devout prayer because apparently you have to wait til she asks you to assassinate her specifically. You can fuck right off FromSoftware. The thing that's shit about it is that I knew you don't get the rewards if they're dead before you go and see Mephistopheles, so naturally I thought after speaking to her it would be fine. Obviously not. Tw*t! Gonna have to look for a saviour... ...you know
  14. dwarf

    Killzone 3

    I know. tenchar smart alec am i
  15. If anyone can find the name of the founder/creator of Lilt, the softdrink, please notify me and I will give you due thanks. I'm not looking for the name of the Coca Cola founder.
  16. Worms wasn't reduced by that much, but it is very awesome, especially in multiplayer. Easy & fun trophies too so I say buy it. I'd be willing to PSN game some people, as I'm sure Cooky will seeing as I (kinda) introduced him to it and we played online for the...enjoyment. Also, wouldn't it have been shit if it wasn't bundled with the system? I'm guess you weren't implying anything there anyway.
  17. dwarf

    Killzone 3

    Uncharted also had a horde mode, which is kind of average because there's little reward for doing it on different levels. What I'm surprised at is this bit I'm guessing that means campaign co-op, or even better, competitive online co-op ala Resistance 2. Either way that is a win. Especially because Killzone 2 was strictly 1 player only. Strange that they said 'standard 2 player stuff' seeing as there wasn't any before. (Maybe they were referring to the original game, which had split-screen, but was pretty average/poor). I take it 3D wouldn't work with splitscreen though.
  18. Rez, you blithering idiot, you should've/could've posted it like this: --- ReZourceman on his most recent comments section for comedy rainbow. --- 'On' meaning 'commenting on'. Sheesh Rez!
  19. Whenever I leave a statement in that thread, i immediately think of a brilliant answer

  20. You have to say who said it you bellend. (Eminem on his gay-rights concert). (I need to stop answering my own statements, I'm too quick and amazing for my own good. This ends now so you know)
  21. Quote - it's quite hard

     

    ...Bob Marley said this once when he tried to re-enact the Rastafarian ceremony without the use of his Zebras. Of course once the tribe had showed up to hunt them down and cook them, the party had begun and the people reggaed right on through the night. You could say they put some music in their food.

  22. My armour - Assassin's Mask Black Leather Boots Priests Gloves Wizard's Clothes The assassin's mask is the best thing because it looks badass and has some pretty decent stats.
  23. Totally like that! I had a similar thought process just after I made it He loves racks. ---- Religion's use is limited to one key thing
  24. Okai so my idea for the playground may or may not rocket into the stratosphere but here's the premise: Someone creates a fictional or non-fictional statement about something (it could be event-related, a quote, whatever) , to which the next person assigns the person who believes in this statement (or who has actually made this statement themself) and also maybe add a bit about why they believe or why they have said that. Here is a totally unfunnily random example so you get the idea: ---- Example 1 Poster 1: (posts reply about above statement if there is one) (then posts their statement for poster 2 to comment about) The activity of rambling to a shop in order to get a watermelon Poster 2:(posts reply about above statement) Marilyn Manson - he believes that doing so will be beneficial in the future for certain reasons. (poster 2 leaves statement for next poster) blah..... ---- Example 2 Poster 1: Poster 2: Solid Snake on his erectile dysfunction ---- So that last example definitely wasn't from Uncyclopedia, but you get the gist. Please leave some good statements that allow the next poster to be creative with their responses, so don't make it a narrow possibility. Randomness must be encouraged! I guess once you quote someone's made up 'quote/statement' you could fill in the name of your ideal quotee in replacement of the original poster's name. However, the Solid Snake example suggests it may be best to not do this and put the name afterwards, because the comic effect I think is potentially incredible. Also highly important edit - This is probably my fault that it has, but can we be sure this doesn't devolve into "funny innuendo avoidance" or just "innuendo". I'd really like to see some weird stories or something magical to be made up which wouldn't be obvious from the statement. Otherwise we're just narrowing it down into certain things we might want to see. Ok so here goes PS. I just thought of a good response to this but you go first ofc
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