gaggle64

Pipe Stuffers - Newsagent and tobaccos specialist. It can go next to my sandwich shop - Bun Spreaders

Information gathering and deduction mostly. Very occasionally out and out guessing. I once got a bad guy lynched when they tried to lie about their power, and I called their bluff.

Was Nintendork banned, or did he just leave?

Nah, stick with the Sci-Fi. I've got a lot of Start Trek fantasies needing exorcising. So many alien women who don't understand this human emotion called "love", so little time.

Who were those two that finally used up all their rope with the mods following the GTFO incident, and made a youtube video begging to get back in? Ant-Watshisface and that other bloke?

Dirt Road Ploughers - We retail farm and construction machinery and vehicles.

Sign me up baby! Does Cube still have that sci-fi one he was cooking before new year?

We ought to team up, then once Jordan's House of Cock Gobblers is a massive success, we'll take your fine business acumen and my marketing skills and start an online technology store together, offering affordable memory solutions: RAM Boys

Ack, Comrades, you have failed me! All that and my sacrifice came to neit! How fat child say? "You guys go screw, I'm going back to the motherland!"

Later, I shall extrend my meat empire with a series of fast food stands selling large American style meat snacks and take away lunches, with every meal priced £1 each. I call it: Gaggle's Foot Long Pounder

Cock Gobblers - A poultry and meats delicatessen selling poultry and fine meats and cheeses from around the world. I'd also have a snack bar in store, for my own sampling if nothing else. Yes, yes, I thought of the name first.

Ghost Recon Advanced Warrior 2 Good looking, good playing, semi-tactical patriotic Americana. Tom Clancy talks in the third person you know. 7/10

Nope. Though I'd love it if you could make the pokemon trainer Brock instead.

Not really. What you pay for is a service, which includes a promise that when things go wrong (as they invariably will do occasionally) that all possible efforts are made to resolve the problem. In this case, I feel that Xbox have upheld that agreement and I don't see the need for compensation./Devil's Advocate

I don't get what all this Live-outage hoo-hah is all about. I can appreciate that consumers demand a high level of service, but I don't get the need for some form of compensation and not what. So you got network problems for a week or two, what's the worst that can happen, having to connect face to face with your friends & family instead?

The Omega Man A vastly superior and hilariously 70s version of I Am Legend, made by people who clearly thought crevats would be in fashion forever. 8/10

I wouldn't say I'm depressed, or ever have been, but it's been a long while since I've had any emotional highs or lows to speak of, at least as far as I can remember. I think it's just a quiet time of my life really. I get stressed, and happy and sometimes a little sad, like everyone, but I feel I spend too much time looking around me and thinking about other people, and wondering if I'm not missing something here. Without those emotional extremes all the days and weeks and months start to merge together, and life starts to become a not uninteresting but rather pointless trudge from one moment to the next. The way I see it, I have two mornings of my life that I have yet to live: One where I wake up and everything's perfect and divine, and one where everything has truly gone to hell. Until then, I don't really feel I have led a full life.

Sometimes I get a little jealous that I don't have the kind of income to aloow me to indulge in such trinkets. Then I remember that this'll be obsolete in six months anyway, and settle back down to my game of The Longest Journey (Recommended specs: Pentium II, 266 mhz, 64 MB ram, 3d accelarator card with 4 mb ram)

If Konami want a cheap light gun port, why not Warzaid? That game was bloody awesome. The Normandy beach landings with skeletons instead of Nazi's, how could they loose?

Who here would recommend me DIRT? I tried the demo. Not bad, but the driving model seems a little... slidy, compared to previous McRae installments somehow.

Hell yeah, another 2-0 win against the Champions. I've got a good feeling about this season.

Guh. I've spent the whole day feeling stretched and slightly overstuffed, like a boobie on a "mature" porn star. After a week of relative gluttony, my digestive system has decided enough is enough and just shut up shop. I feel hopelessly full if I eat a single grape.

Is this a joke? Surely this is a joke.

Oh, I think it is. In both cases, it's roughly equivical to demanding strict tournament rules in a game of strip twister.

I agree with Jordan. I have nothing but utter revulsion for people who prefere bland stages with no items, as well assholes who snake, assholes who jump over the goal keeper, assholes who only ever want to play Dust 2, and assholes who only ever want to play capture the flag. I mean my god, if you really consider yourself that dedicated, take it and apply to something that: A) Actually bloody matters B) Won't ruin my own enjoyment of Smash Bros/Mario Kart/Strikers/Counter Strike/TF2.