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I would, but I had the last apple yesterday.

I let things pass me by but not little remarks about the Brummies...gr! We may be Barmy, but we aren't Brainless. BTW, we made more than nails.

That's what I'm listening to right now.

I had a box of Micro Chips, then a packet of Dorito's washed down with Coke Zero. Nothing else to have

I don't care, don't call the Brummies "a bunch of ex nail makers with daft accents" ever again! Those are my people you're talking about! MY people!

A couple of weeks ago these two religious people showed up at the door. Not realising who it was, I answered the door. They showed me a leaflet that said: "Does God Really Care For Us? If So, Why Does He Make Us Suffer?" I said "Because he doesn't exist." and shut the door in their faces.

Quite the amusement. 8/10

All Villa players are quite good, like I said, if they didn't keep getting injured. We'd be doing well. We have good midfielders like Gareth Barry and Gavin McCann, who can hold the middle, we have decent defenders like Aaron Hughes, JLloyd Samuel played well in some games, like against Chelsea, and Liam Ridgewell has been getting a lot of starts because of Martin Laursen's injury. Thankfully, Martin's fully fit now, so there's one less thing to worry about. Our strikers are, overall, very good. JPA and Baros have played for their country and have performed well. Luke Moore is a homegrown lad and so the passion dwells in him to perform for his favourite club. And our goalies are very good. But we still need more players. Players like Stiliyan Petrov and Steed Malbranque. Also, somebody should tell Martin O'Neill that we want "Der Hammer" back.

Atm, Mokong's version of One Step Closer on YouTube. Wait, it's finished. (puts on iTunes, Random Shuffle...) Ah. Listening to: Thom Yorke - Harrowdown Hill

I will do that. :wink: ... ...and I have.

Yes he bloody well does! *shakes fist at Prefect the Prat!*

I'd like to buy a Villa in Spain, and name it Aston. The thing I don't understand about the "Don't Feed The Birds" sign translated into other languages is that it's the only sign that has been translated, it's not like "Please put your rubbish in the bin" , "Look both ways " and "Open 9am-6pm" have also been translated. It's funny, but it's true about us on holiday somewhere else, I wouldn't want to make a tit of myself by shouting at a French waiter whilst pointing at the menu "POISON, I (point at myself) WILL HAVE (point at menu) POISON, THE FISH!" Although having said that, I've never been abroad and If I ever did, I wouldn't go to France.

How's aboot Gareth Barry? If he isn't so good why did Tottenham want him? Spanish side Levante wanted Olof Mellberg, he did quite well at the World Cup. We have good players, but they all keep getting injured. It's like what happened to Birmingham City last season. On paper, their team looked very good, but because of injuries and inconsistency (Pandiani and Heskey) they got relegated. But, because of all the injuries, youngsters like Ridgewell, Cahill, Whittingham, Moore and Agbonlahor have been given chances and Ridgewell did well last season. Our youngsters are better than they should be.

A lot of places in Birmingham are shitholes. Small Heath and that ugly football ground they have there. Then there's also Ladywood and Lozells. As well as North Birmingham areas like Short Heath, Kingstanding, Perry Common, Perry Barr and the aforementioned Erdington, which has gone downhill. That place used to be swarming with Aston Villa fans, last time I went there, there were none! People coming into Britain don't have to learn English, I was saying that they should because it would help make life easier for them, a lot of people in England haven't learnt other languages, and if the immigrant cannot speak English and cannot communicate with people who don't speak his/her language, then he/she will have problems.

Power Rangers is part of my first memories of school. God Evil I gotta thank you for the nostalgia. Did anybody here see the Power Rangers movie?

The unwritten rule: Never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever EVER call Birmingham the following: Birmigum Birminum BirMINGEham BirMIDGEum BirmingHam (pronounce the 'H') Birminghom BirmingHOM Bearmingham (only acceptable if you're a scouser) Bearmingeham Birmingharm You can only call it: Birmingham Brum Brummagem If you do, the spirits of dead Brummies will swoop down on you, pick you up, and in the dense fog, drop you down a hole in the middle of the night, with an owl up a tree.

I like penguins! 7/10!

You're not supposed to beat her! Why you bother? Why I oughta...

Forget Her by Jeff Buckley. For King Genius!

That part of Birmingham is a fucking wasteland. No, seriously, South Birmingham is a shithole, and so is Erdington, where I used to live. Where the hell did that paragraph come from. I never had a problem with there being languages, I like walking into a shop and hearing the asian owners speak in their native language then speaking fluently in English to you, but if Asians are going to come live in England for 3 decades they should at least learn English, lives will be made easier for them. For example if I was to move to Italy I'd try to learn Italian. Re-reading your post I think you missed my point. I never had a problem with multi-cultural diversity in Birmingham, there has been for years and years, but the whole thing about Birmingham becoming a city with it's multi-national population as a majority just doesn't really strike me as okay. Although I never minded learning in the same classroom as Muslims, Hindus and Sikhs because they helped the teachers teach the other children about their culture, so there was a much smaller barrier between us. Also, the sign in Sutton Coldfield is the only sign that has been translated into other languages in Sutton Coldfield, every other sign is in English. Finally, I think you mistook me as a cretin. Cheeky git!

He doesn't do that you ninny! They only broke because it seems like a fair amount of geordies are all quite fat. Or you deliberately broke them because Villa Park is a nicer stadium than St. James Park. I just went onto avfc.co.uk and this is what I saw: Laugh out loud.

Whereabouts in Birmingham do you live?

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I don't know why but I really don't like to see that happen. I'm not racist or anything but I'd rather Brummagem remain to be known as the home of Metal Music, The Football League and Cadbury's Chocolate, rather than it being a very ethnic country. Speaking of this, it reminded me of when I was watching Midlands Today, it featured this Indian man who lived in Birmingham for a long time. He spoke with a Brummie accent and he sounded like a white person as well. But a minute later they were talking to another Asian man who had been living and working in Birmingham for 30 years yet when they interviewed him, he wasn't speaking in English. Maybe that's why I don't like the sound of Birmingham becoming the first city where a national minority group is actually the majority of the population of the city, if many of the minority group members don't speak English we might as well have multi-lingual road signs everywhere. Infact, there's a sign in the middle of Sutton Coldfield that has "Please do not feed the birds" written in Asian languages.

^ Rates Flameboy's sig. Looks pretty good. Is it Jessica Alba? Whatever, 7/10. But Flameboy loses a point because he has a tendency to urinate all over the chips that are in my possession. Footnote: I like Moria's sig too. I'll give that 10/10 anyway.