Mikey

Finished. Just watched a girl finger herself on webcam. Was pretty good.

Well my record is 8. I could pass it if I wanted, but I can't be arsed. I am about to wank in a few mins, just looking for the ideal anal sex porn, and I'll be away.

I am a very attractive guy, and always horny. I will let you have sex with me if you want to come to the UK. I guarantee orgasms.

I think they look good. Clean, crisp, good looking car models. The tracks look dull, but apart from that, the graphics are good to me.

Just look at how amazing Lisa is there. I wanna give her such a cat bath so much in that video. Fucking delicious.

If Mario 64 DS had an analog stick to play it with, I'd prefer that. Mario Sunshine is the best Mario game ever as it is to me, at least in terms of open endedness anyway.

Lisa was pure win. I masturbated a little in school at times. In class I would get an erection over one of the girls in my class who I had a crush on, and start rubbing my penis to make it feel good. I never did do it enough to cum, but I did have some pre cum down there. I think I will masturbate twice tonight, like last night.

No, unfortunately. She was around the same age.

Does experimenting with a girl when you are 8 count as sex?

http://uk.media.wii.ign.com/media/910/910242/vids_1.html Watch the Wii diary video on that page. Looks pretty good to me.

The graphics look good in the videos I've seen.

The idea is to rub. You won't get anywhere trying to use the bed as a hole. You need to create the friction between the sheets and your stomach!

Sometimes a good wank when you can't sleep, will have you snoozing in no time. I used to rub myself against the bed, felt fanfuckingtastic. Bit messy afterwards though!

Best way to deal with it, is to get some toilet paper before you lay down for a wank, and put it on your stomach where you expect the semen to spurt on. Then you can just wrap it up, and put it in the toilet. This is what I used to do, but all of my wanks are now in front of my PC, so now I get messy.

LOL, 14??? Man, I thought my 8 was high. I might have another wank in a bit. I've currently got an erection, and have some porn tabs open on my browser.

I wanked off 8 times in one day in my teens once. My teen years were my best wanking days. I remember masturbating on Christmas day when I got Ocarina of Time. Of course Link didn't arouse me, or anything in the game, but just the thought of boobs got me rock hard back then, so after a few hours of playing OOT, and getting a bit bored, I wanked off over Lisa from the band Steps. She was always my fave in that band.

I read it, and trannies are just guys who wish they were women. Of course they deserve to be protected from rape, but all male prisoners risk being raped in prison, and they deserve to be protected too. Rules just need to be enforced better in prisons.

Men's prison. Trannies shouldn't get special treatment.

One time I tasted my semen out of curiosity. It tasted a bit like Chlorine out of a swimming pool, but was a bit thick and lumpy.

I do it all of the time, and it feels awesome. I just wanked off about an hour ago, and got some semen on my shirt. Much rather wank one off than shag an ugly skank.

Awful, just awful. Men are often gang raped in jail like this far more though. Either way, let's hope justice is served!

Futurama shits on The Simpsons, mate. lol

Becks is a bit of an England legend really. He bleeds red and white, and some of the stick he gets is outa fucking line. Shame his wife is an annoying bint though. Probably would to be honest if it were led by McSven. If we get a proper manager, then we'd probably beat you easily.

No thanks, I'd rather not play the bitter Scotch.

Capello has said he wants the job, or so I've heard. Maureen said he doesn't want it, so people may as well stop mentioning him. It's Capello, or Scolari. Actually, I'm with you on this, I'm sorta glad this happened.