Ellmeister

Stop moaning and join the cup. You're likely to stay in longer so why are you being such a moaner?

OH, I was talking about Charlie's hug If I want to see an odd number of boobs I'll go watch Good Luck Chuck.

Finally completed today. Not happy about the ending. Having read back the last few pages I don't think I am alone!

*feels left out*

I'll be in it to not win it but at least give a good effort! Seahawks have been smashing everyone recently. Is that a new team as well?

I hope you lose!

AC Elite's first defeat! Boo!

Not sure who I would have wanted to face in the final, Real Madrid or a whole German city. Great game to watch though, could have gone to either side. Ramos' penalty was absolutely appalling.

Cheers Madpool and Jimbob for doing your part in the alliance! Yet again I have to lead >_>

Chelsea win and taking first place in the bottom league which has been as fun to play in as the top league. GOOD DAY.

Football for me started with Gianfranco Zola.

What have the players done to you personally then? Can you go through each player and tell me, I'd actually like to know. Also, that was a very very small minority section of fans, don't group us all into on group.

Why? Has Chelsea done something personal to you that has given you a reason to hate them so vehemently?

Chelsea through to Champions League final. Fucking beautiful.

50 million well fucking spent.

Good work Ramar, you can miss out the rest of my quote where I say what an idiot JT was for doing what he did. Doesn't detract from Fabregas' dive does it. Can't believe it's still like this with only a few minutes to go. Insane if we go through. Haters can suck it.

Can't believe what Terry did. What a fucking idiot. Although, trust an ex-Arsenal player having to resort to diving to get a penalty against Chelsea. Can take the player out of Arsenal but not the Arsenal out the player it seems.... Bosingwa in middle of our defence, can't see us making this final.

I thought coloccini fc would be good enough to beat crapooooo. Played an inactive today so would been embarrassing if I'd lost my streak to him! Would love to through a season undefeated but feel flunk and charlie will beat me.

I think Parker deserves it as does Bale, not so sure about Walker. He's been great but I think there are better right backs. I personally rate Richards highly, though not sure he's played a lot this seaosn? I think Mata deserves to be in the team as well as maybe Cech from Chelsea although Hart has put in such a stellar performance for almost all season.

None, take another!

I just think it is a bit odd that Roy's stats were better and yet he was booed and kicked out. Kenny comes in and he's bringing the club further down! Yes you won a cup but league wise you've been poor.

@Wii who do you support? @Wii who do you support? @Wii who do you support? @Wii who do you support? @Wii who do you support?

He's good but he isn't THAT good JSYK. 19-4 is nothing special, although intelligence is a lovely trait. Shame most of the NE managers don't have that

Twice in one day would be horrific. I drove it home from the petrol station so it was pretty worrying in the morning when I realised what had happened thinking the fuel had mixed and got into the whole of the engine. It really wasn't my day today with lots of other bad events all affecting me. Just going to chalk this up as one of the bad days to even out the good ones!

Turned car on this morning didn't work and found out I'd accidentally put petrol in a diesel. Was just devastated knowing it could cost me about two grand to sort it out. Luckily AA were able to flush it out for only 250. Thank fuck. Obviously my fault in first place, was absent mindedly thinking it was my petrol car not the diesel one although due to fords design it should not be possible to fit the wrong pump anymore into the nozzle. AA guy there's an angle though minute and very unlucky to do that the petrol pump can bypass the nozzle design supposed to restrict these kind of calamities! I don't really want to part with my 250 but its better than £2000z Kind of bummed me out for rest of day as well so work was just infuriating.