Ellmeister

What happens if we don't have 30 teams?

Oh thought it was a big comic book thing you'd thought of. Thanks anyway :p Is this the Spiderman that has artificially created webs? The contraption that seemed to explode on him with web stuff surprised me, I thought they were still going down the route that he'd be able to shoot it naturally?

Care to tell us what that is? In spoiler tags obviously.

That's pretty low thinking, just what I'd expect from someone like Barton. Wishing for a horrific injury is never rightful even if it is to someone like Barton.

Coaches?!

When you look at his entire CV or misdemeanours it kind of sickens me how much he still earns a week. Also, I despise hearing about anything he posts on twitter mainly because he always responds with some philosophical post that he's clearly just copied and pasted from somewhere.

I saw it on Saturday and it was busy then. People were laughing and most people got the jokes I think. Even Coulsen's gun related joke.

Isn't the ratio 960 x 720 ergo not square?

Is the in joke about "the other guy"?

Not such a good report for me. Though I think a lot of boys are mow on verge of increasing so I'll have to ensure they get more play time! Had a look at Zell and Flonks teams, very impressive and will do well in this middle league I think .

I'm getting further than Haden Rangers in the cup! Proves just how much better my team is Flunk's casual racism comes out as he calls Scottie Prachett a monkey. You all saw it here folks.

If I get back from the Chelsea game in time, I shall be on/ will probably forget!

Not going to lie Ike. Stop being crap at life and just say HI. It really isn't that hard, she's looking over her damn shoulder at you, how much more obvious can she get.

Back up keeper= youth. They get experience really easily and it is a waste of money to buy!

Congrats @Rowan ! Anyone stopping Shoddy Oddy is a hero in my books! I'm happy with my season, getting away from the likes of Whoden Rangers and Crapern Neverwinning. DVs are okay, I think my forwards need more work. Hopefully I'll give it a good go at staying in the middle league next season! Very exciting with a new team again, maybe I should start again next season? :p

If we were near booby's bay I would have said yes, but after our talk of those 'dangerous' London streets I was quite worried about heading to Cock Hill with you

Just hanging with Ashleeeey.

Face it. We just don't like you. Joking, I love you.

Ha that made me laugh and die a little bit inside at the same time

Lukaku should have scored, Torres and Ivanovic hit the post, it could have been a different game. Alas we were not good enough! Liverpool were the better team but who cares, we won the cup still

The real reason @Cube is leaving - he has been asked to leave after his catastrophic dealing with substituting his player in a recent game against Elites. Elites have released this footage: If Carlsberg did managers, they'd probably be Ellmeister.

You've had 3 seasons to buy! I've had less than 1 :p

Lots of weird goals this game! Also Dazzy, you do shy away when you're losing. I don't think I'm the only one that notices that.

I know I will