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My housemate's diary Quite funny :p NB: Not my housemate.

Jack Reacher It was better than I expected it to be! As a big Lee Child fan I thought Tom Cruise was all wrong and I came out of the cinema still convinced there are better actors to play Jack but that Tom did a better than expected job of it. I would like to see more Jack Reacher films as the books are great page turners but I'm not sure that'll happen.

But it makes sparkling water and that stuff is just plain nasty!

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That post (Dazzy's) was so full of lolz it is unbelievable.

Wrong - if that was the case there should be a lot more cards for diving. Chelsea scrapped through a win today at Everton, a notoriously hard place to come away with 3 points. We should have been 2/3-0 down in the first half hour as we were awful. Finally worked our way in to the game and Lampard got both goals. How we couldn't sign him up I don't know, I would be disgusted if we didn't.

I'm not a PC Gamer but it does look good!

No it is not. Beat a Chelsea, a Man United or a Man City and it'll be considered a big performance against a big team. No offence to Newcastle who can be a great team on their day but recently they've been below par and not up to their previous season standards.

We don't have a scary thread so I put it in here!

Turns out I have won a match this season!

Merry Christmas Tales

Yeah that's another problem, being too keen/easy.

I wouldn't say it is just about looks. Ugly people can still get with other ugly people! Look at Ashley and his mirror!

That just isn't going to happen :p

That's a terrible word to describe that!

My weak team was always going to lose! What's jumbo?

Because " a guy like you" means someone who talks to me all the time but is actually better looking than you. They don't actually mean YOU. Saying you're 'nice' doesn't get you anywhere. In fact it may work against you and people think you must be no good at relationships if you feel the need to describe yourself as 'nice'.

Just bought this for 10.99! Bargain!

Forgot to set the tactics for the home game against DanlikesX11 and got a draw! Even though I'm losing I'm still enjoying the game. Too many times people start losing a few games and get disinterested. Wouldn't surprise me if I go whole season without a win!

You guess? :p

I just find him quite annoying, his twitter is awful reading :p

And then you see the disgusting side of football with the blood shown by Rio. Sure he's a knob, but he doesn't deserve that! Was a very enjoyable match, Tevez was lucky not to see red at the end. Anyone think Mancini could go?

I was top very recently, but now it is all going downhill

I'm trying to catch up on Invincible but unable to find it anywhere. Might have to wait till payday and buy the latest lot then

I never do long ball, doesn't work for me! Maybe I just don't know the optimum time to use it.