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I figured I needed some form of hookshot device, but I can't get anywhere to get it. Or is it outside?

I'm sorry, but I'm really struggling on the Lakebed Temple, I can make the stairs go round for England but I can't see what to do next. I've tried twatting the water wheels in the next room with bomb arrows and using the iron boots but don't seem to be getting anywhere. Few hints perchance?

Thomas The Tank Engine or Ghostbusters 2 on the Commodore 64.

By saying *****? Bullshit, I haven't seen anyone use that. You've said 10 and it isn't censored.

And so the influx begins!

I gave it a go earlier and the pissing thing kept going round in circles. I assume it's because of that bomb bird making the horse turn so I wanna shot it. As the case may appear to be and I won't get any arrows, I'll either slingshot his ass or take one for the team and gale boomerang to myself.

Can anyone tell me if Hyrule town has a fucking proper shop? I need some arrows and since I'm at the point where nigh on all bridges are blocked in some way or another so I can't get to Kakariko/Death Mountain. I'm just before that escorting thingy.

I won't say any details about where I am, and slam them in spoiler tags, as the temptation is a fair bit for me to click on the other tags that are already there, you bastards. But I'm making a general obsevration. This health increasing is bullshit, I've done the second temple and after found four pieces of heart in around 30 minutes. Having done the second temple with only four hearts is bollocks. I at least would've expected some pieces littered somewhere. The whole five for a container is weird also, not complaining as such, but am used to there being three.

I've just got all the light thingies from Kakariko, has anyone managed to get any pieces of heart? The only thing I've managed to get was the heart container from the forest temple.

I beat the Forest Temple boss today, a trifle easier than I imagined.

Quick question, for the bees nest, did you use the slingshot or the sexeh hawk? I used the latter.

What's all this update shizzle? Is it crucial?

Fucking finally managed it. After around an hour... I only needed to catch one. But I did catch another on the other side of the village so maybe it's just two total.

This fishing thing is bullshit. It was thankfully a gimmick in Ocarina which was good because I was never a big fan of it. But this is fucking stupid.

I just got for some bog standard Fosters/Carling/Carlsberg when in the pub. Can't be faffing about with bottles of stuff. Budweiser tastes like piss however. Not that keen on Corona either.

Lynne once again shows just why she should have her house and everything taken from her. You piss around in people's stuff and you get shat on. She doesn't seem to learn this fundamental fact when she's rummaging around in Pauls briefcase and finds the letter for Elle. ELLE! Not Lynne, so don't fucking o- shit she just did..

I have the same of what you have Dan Dare. Except replace Girls Aloud with Steps, as they're plainly better. Not sure if this counts but my facial hair takes so long to grow I'd be lucky to shave once every two-three weeks.

Bullshit. It's awesome regardless. I don't think anyone's mentioned Jack Frost, with the Keatonator in it. Awesome.

I'm a miserable fucker with one of the driest senses of humour you'll ever find.

Sodomy. Love it or hate it.

I have that too. Tis Ok.. nothing special.

It can't be wrestling mags surely... they're not that taboo in the Kennedy household. The obvious answer is porno but you can't help feeling it must be something else. Susan mentioned how all the lads used to go up there, but I don't recall Billy or Toadie going up there at all.... anyone?

Fierce Link is still using anal beads on me, much to my enjoyment.

Genius. .

Maybe not total opposites, but maybe there are some qualities the other find endearing in another which are not their own.