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I end up doing most of the kitchen work in my house. I share with 3 other people, 2 guys, one lass. They like using plates then just leaving them wherever's free space in the kitchen. I end up making pyramids out of the shit they left behind. One housemate only brought one plate with him, so when he uses that he ends up using mine, and when I ask him to wash them, he states that he does wash them, only to use them a second later.

I like to think so. I'm taking a step back by possibly working at Sainsbury's during the festive season... again. But I've got work experience at the BBC in January, hopefully that'll lead to something.

"A black dude wearing a white shirt? How extreme!"

Where's the love for Driving Home For Christmas by Chris Rea? WHERE IS THE LOVE DAMMIT!? Oh you can eat the finest steamy shit of a elephant right now if you're serious. Chacarron on the other hand would make an awesome number one.

I'm going to have to go with ReZourceman here.

I have uninstalled the USB thing, everything was going fine until I hit the Irql blue screen.

Well I've finished that book and moved onto another, and I then got a blue screen saying "Irql not less or equal" or something like that. I'm being told it might be a graphics card thing, so it looks like I may have to get a new one, any recommendations?

I may ask for an Xbox 360 and some games. Dunno about the rest.

"You know I love you, and I'm gonna treat you like a queen... and.. er... and shit like that."

Yawning that much?

"It isn't what it looked like, the dog jumped me!"

Isn't this the game you get when you subscribe to ONM? Might be worth a look...

I would've done as well. I forgot I actually submitted something, that or I thought it had moved on. Yeah a reminder wouldn't have gone amiss, would it.

If you've managed to sacrifice time for the extended editions, then you're ready for the books. Go get 'em tiger.

The quality was wank. It went on unnessecarily spouting bullshit that didn't need to be said. Even covering around 5 pages of Elven lyrics. Wow.

The only thing I remember installing was the USB drivers for the Nintendo Wi-fi dongle. One time I was clicking a link to get onto a friends Facebook page. Third time it was just playing music [i was reading a book] Can't remember the second time, same thing I imagine.

Films aren't that great, after watching the first movie I got the book trilogy, see what the book was like with a new copy, since the older ones had pages stuck together by everyone spunking on it. The books are shit. Simple as. The movie's aren't that bad, but I wouldn't go out my way to watch them.

I've had the Blue Screen three times today with this error. I've tried Google'ing it to see what the crack is, but it just confused me with multiple ideas. Can anyone give me a solution?

What a load of shit. I thought I'd get some Wii Points outta my stars, since it was saying 1000 of them were expiring at the end of the month. The only point vouchers they had left were 100's. I was on getting my third and it says I've reached my daily limit!

1] Something with four arms. 2] A spaceship of sorts, can't think what game/movie I'm thinking of. 3] Compressed Dark Knight logo.

This is bullshit, I've linked my Club Nintendo to my Wii channel, but when I try to log in on the card shop site it's throwing shit in my face about it not being linked.

Christ. 4000 Stars for 1000 Wii Points. Getting a Luma to turn into a planet was better value than this. I was considering getting Yoshi's Story and Super Metroid. Eenuh, ONM reports [implies] the latest releases as being Yoshi's Story, Super Metroid, Sonic 3D, Art of Fighting, Probector 2, Castlevania 2, Samurai Ghost, World Heroes, Gates of Thunder, Aliean Soldier, Magician Lord and Super Air Zonk.

Getting drunk and plowing women a plenty.

What is the star points / wii VC points ratio?

I have a picture of me asleep whilst one of my flatmates put his arse about 50cm away from my face. I could MSPaint your name onto his cheeks if that'd help.