EEVILMURRAY
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This is excellent e-drama kids. This, along with Rival Swords has made my day more enjoyable. Now if you could hold off posting too much back and forth bitching over the next 5 hours kiddies while I work, I'd be most grateful.
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Don't worry, I saw it and appreciated it also.
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Then you're not doing it right gents!
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It seems that drinking actually causes my epilepsy [only from the age of 19 onwards]. Every time I've had a fit the night before I've been drinking. I think it's got something to do with the alcohol raping my blood sugar, so I like to have a pack of Starmix to hand the next day to gorge on.
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Someone bring a pack of cards and various other pub game related shizzle.
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When it comes to drinking instead of the normal "be careful" one's parents would give their children. I get it with more emphasis due to the magic I can unveil the next day. Pain in the arse on both sides.
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I know you said you're gonna try and uniformailise it when you get back, but did you delete it? Because I can't see it. [The original post I mean]
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I've always had trouble sleeping. Now I'm on meds which can cause drowziness and insomnia. A match made in heaven. I'm sure it will, based on the amazing job you did of it previously Have a wank to tired yourself out. Then maybe another later if you're still feeling awake.
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I've seen the google images. It looks Cosmic.
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The Last Nice Thing That Somebody Said About You
EEVILMURRAY replied to Fierce_LiNk's topic in General Chit Chat
This lass said I was hot. She wasn't so bad either :p -
Urrrgh. Just finished work. I did try to get out of it by pretending I'd gone out and left my phone at home [giving it to mummy to answer]. Technically I didn't really know I was working, but had a feeling they'd ring me anyway. But because the bloke who rang my phone [Landlady's bloke, his 55ish to her 27 O_o] is such a top bloke I decided I'd go in anyway. They had a rhythm and blues band practically right next to the bar, so everyone had to shout when getting their orders in. I've been working 6/7 til 11 for the past 3 nights. Shall be doing it again tomorrow, for shits and giggles. However I've calculated I'd be getting paid about £135 for the week. Not that bad really.
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Exactly. We need time left over for pissing up lamp posts and humping legs.
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Well the first time I saw it he said it was made out of sterling silver "if you believe that" So I daresay it's not real silver.
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Of course it isn't fucking plausible. He'd sing it and dance while doing so.
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I was saying to Dan earlier, they should've made it in the shape of David Dickinson instead.
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I thought as much :awesome:
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He was a little shit when he first came on. I was surprised Toadie didn't Tombstone him for real. But the comment about the rack was not only quality, it was true. But it seems to be all about the kiddies now.
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Is there a way to stop Word from making huge gaps?
EEVILMURRAY replied to EEVILMURRAY's topic in General Chit Chat
I'm just too sexy for my shirt. As soon as I made the topic and remixed the line gap I found the way. It may not be Vista, but it's with Vista and is different from my other Words. -
I'm sure the chap who made that jar was gutted to hear how it was used. :| So he got bad karma in the past for this bad deed he's doing now? In theory the bad karma from before was the prelude to this good karma of having a few free texts. The balance is complete.
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By this I mean like when you press enter to get a new line they're always this far apart instead of this. I'm sick of having to go into the page layout to remix the measurements. Christ Vista just goes out of its way to prove how shit it is.
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He's right, couldn't you do something more honourable like ejaculate in a jar?
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If the sim card was found on its own it was probably thrown away.
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Is there a Wetherspoons nearby? They have cheap b33r/f00d and no music?
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I was going to have a picture with something else for the dancing with the devil, but I can't find it at present. I think I know where to look for it. Failing that, Letty was allowed with that horse with horns non? I'll do something similar. That internet image was awesome. I've still got it. HOWEVER! I only used it this time for things I could never have. Thus the Big Ben one. With the shizzle you took off I think it's still more than that. I'll add it up myself for ya later and PM you. Complete with semi-nipple erection. Extra points.
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THAT IS FUCKING AWESOME! A Wetherspoons remixed with a Waterstones. That is fucking GENIUS.