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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. The Stormtrooper one will always be a classic.
  2. You want a mancrush Danny? Check out this delicious bit of man candy. Magnificent.
  3. You're right. I shouldn't show them the pictures of you.
  4. Had the interview this morning. I've been acceptedings as a pimpsmacker of the kids as a camp counselor in America! Lemme hear you say Aaah!
  5. So he's got a fair bit to go before he crosses it. Don't worry Moogle, you're safe!
  6. There are different kinds of epilepsy yeah. The most commonly known is photosensitive, strobe lighting etc. I don't suffer from that, as a delightful test at hospital a few years back they put a strobe light about 10cm away from my face and flashed it at me at different speeds. Mine is brought on by excessive consumption of alcohol. Not every pissup results in stop, epi time, though. Practically one and the same.
  7. I tried, but after I released the fact of the sexy epi'ness they changed their minds. However, my doc's appointment went well. Practically everything is in working order. Let's hope the interview tomorrow goes well. I'm not sending the cheque for my criminal record check yet, as I apparently will probably find out tomorrow if I've been accepted.
  8. Not according to the Eliminator on Gladiators.
  9. I concur, a recent example I've noticed while watching the snooker is the ref, when male is full white shirt etc. When the tasty lass ref is on, it's a casual top and sparkly necklace with a suit jacket on top. AND! Women getting a 45 second headstart in the Krypton Factor assault course.
  10. You can get revenge in a few months when it starts moulting.
  11. That certainly looks like the flower patch I carved a path into.
  12. If it was something low value, it wouldn't be so dramatic.
  13. I've been wondering where the Tennant love was. I know I would.
  14. Oooh dramatic update. For a mate's pissup birthday on Friday, we have to dress up as someone beginning with the letter S. Because it took less effort I was gonna go as Arnie, black jacket, say I was the Terminator. But I wanted more. I tried searching on Google for movie/game/etc characters beginning with S but nothing proper came up. I did plan on checking my DVD collection to see if any movies jumped out at me with a character for inspiration. Not under my bed as it normally is I remember saying my brother could view the collection and watch whatever. On requesting said collection I find he's taken it, and left it round his mates house. Not. Fucking. Pleased. It's not that I don't trust his friends. It's that I REALLY don't trust them. They seem alright people, who enjoy getting high/drunk/snorting whatever. That's fine, if they want to do that, so long as it's out of my face I'm cool with it. But I'm not going to leave them in charge of upshot of £250-300's worth of Digital Versatile Disc entertainment. Especially when its mine. Also my workmate helped me to remember I have my Ghostbusters costume. So I'm going out as Egon again.
  15. Work was a bit meh today, quiz night, which meant an invasion of students/post graduates [basically people about 20 years younger than the average customer age] I got talking to this lass I served, and got quite friendly. Was quite impressed with myself for holding a conversation with a sexy stranger for so long. Glances were shared as I was working. And as I was collecting glasses at the end I was getting theirs [the group she was with] as they were leaving. Then another quick convo regarding my Megatokyo t-shirt. I had to explain the meaning behind "Fear my leet nekkind skillz", which I think damaged my street cred a bit ¬_¬ But they asked if I worked here every Wednesday and said they'd see me again. I shall prepare my balls for next week so I can ask her for her number. And wear a better t-shirt... I had a bad feeling about wearing it as soon as I left the house.
  16. It's the bloke from Ass Break Prison Break doped up.
  17. I resemble so many people it's unnatural. I know! Being an EEVIL lookalike is becoming a lucrative trade. Another list to add to the collection!
  18. But he doesn't have the Walken Factor, which simply pisses on Niles.
  19. Too fucking right, although they turned me down when I applied for Diggit At least I was less than a metre away from Fearne for a little while.
  20. You don't want to watch Cars. Truly. I almost fell asleep at the cinema watching it.
  21. You mean you don't have an assortment of turtles painted different colours?
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