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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Gavin & Stacey First time I ever watched this, and probably be the last on account of how wank it is. The only good thing was the old woman who wouldn't make the salad: "*Sticks two fingers up* Here's your bloody salad!" Genius.
  2. One at a time sparky!
  3. As soon as I saw you'd replied to this topic, I could see where it'd be heading, thus my mind followed. My first thought was a grenade, or a Molotov cocktail.
  4. AND THEN?! C'MON PEOPLE! We is at da home straight. I'm slamming the shizzle I have together now. Who knows, we could do something like this every now and again...
  5. More excitement than an episode of Comedy Rainbow. Let me hear you say Aaaah.
  6. Where? I keep scanning it and I can't see you mentioning your weight.
  7. I've had Christmas songs on for awhile. Plus multiple playage of all Band Aids. All year.
  8. Go on then ReZ, how much "Spern" does it take? EDIT: That debate in the spoiler tag you cannot see.
  9. Following Goafers suggestion. I think this has potential to be a smash hit.
  10. Put a sahk in it. So what if you've wasted monies? I've wasted peoples' time and money whilst being at Uni. It hasn't done me any good thus far. Reach for your stones boy, find the energy to plow through whatever you decide.
  11. Are they any closer to being found yet? Or still fucking about with hatches and weird black clouds?
  12. The "atmosphere" is good, but it generally means I get raped with customers at work. Which is why I hope to God I get a new job before Christmas, because I can't work another Christmas Eve.
  13. I know that's the phrase. I don't know if that's what on his arm. I'll report back sometime.
  14. In one application I can deliver several moments of pleasure for the lady. Maybe you two need to give the lady more than one orgasm for it to make sense. Come over to mine after New Year, you may face the wrath of El Diablo.
  15. I suppose I could fire it up and get some quests done. At the end I made a copy of my save before I took the plunge into the RPG staple "Otherworld".
  16. Certainly one way of putting it.
  17. My Epilepsy is mutating I think. I had a banging fit yesterday and hadn't had anything to drink the night before. My tongue is killing me. I was hoping to get to Tesco today to get a new TV [Early Christmas present] but it seems Mummy has probably gone to work early.
  18. It won't help you next time we shake hands. Predator Style.
  19. I concur. ReZ, I believe you have a problem with scripted "comedy".
  20. Would make for an interesting Budget. EDIT: Hoff Epi's it up: http://uk.news.yahoo.com/1/20091129/ten-hasselhoff-hospitalised-c60bd6d.html He's copying me.
  21. You need to be spontaeneous mate.
  22. Right. I'm going to have to watch it all over again and break it down to you. Like a man. Theme tune: Shit. Salad joke: Not bad, didn't laugh, but knew there would be a punchline after last episodes awful "Clooney Tunes" gag. Previously on Lost: I don't think I got it. Petrol: Terrible. What was the Texaco mention supposed to be parodying? Timetychu: Sound was too low for this "sketch", was wank because it didn't make sense [i know now it was meant to give something purpose later] 2 On a Keypad for dummies: I don't think I got this either. You press 7. If it's an attempt at irony it's shit. Phil: As mentioned, bad quality ruins this. Toss n' turn: "You alright?" "Yeah mate, you?" "Not bad, yourself?" "Yeah I'm ok", I get it, you're both alright. You "both" keep looking at the camera when you expect a laugh, also cheapened by the fact that the corners of your mouth keep rising. Does the Water Bed actually exist? Forum Post: Probably one of the funny things in it, and it isn't yours. Strongest Man: Couldn't understand you. Guess the image: Did you draw that? Gay Doc: ... Helium: Why... Helium is amazing and you've ruined it with frequent and pointless use of the word penis. With the missus: You can't hear her. To use your own word though on the "build up" - Pathetic. Skidmarks: The only good bit was Vin's head leaving a shitstain. Moonwalk: This would've been alot more effective if you could actually see your feet to create the illusion that this just might've been an actual tutorial video. DVDs: I loved the name. In the 1997 vid your voice was sadly too quiet The woman ReZ was just... weird. Reconstruction was good, but took too long to get the knickers down, and spent too much time dropping the load. Cutting off mi-: Lovely. Bust: My main "concern" was that you have a shitload of DS games, how many have you got? Outtakes: For some reason you can hear the lady alot better, and her saying "I can't do it!" was both funny, but it also echoed my thoughts for watching the next installment. ReZ, I love you. But you can do better than this.
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