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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Make a snowman! SOMEONE MAKE A SNOWMAN.
  2. You lucky bastards! It snows here [it seems heavily] for about 10 minutes, then relaxes, then stops. Sometimes repeats itself. Then the clouds disappear and the sun starts shining. It's like that now, blue skies but white roads. I want to make another Hard-On the Snowman.
  3. Go on... I'm tempted to tell my boss to bite me. Even though I only told them a week ahead I didn't want to work Christmas Eve, they had a go at me saying how it was too late to tell them, but if I didn't want to work Christmas Eve "They can find someone to do my job for me" So it's too late to tell them, but they can fire me and hire someone else really quick Word, I think I'm going to have to start a legal battle with their accountants. Have you contacted the National Revenue thingy Dyson? MY WERE BEAR ARRIVED!! But when the full moon strikes [or I play with it] It turns into the Bear of WERE! Rawr!
  4. My friend, the problem is not in the opening credits. It's the fives minutes that follow it. Be sure that you do. This is what your hierarchy of priorities should be: The Gringo Asylum > Cast > Humourous material for CM > Balls > The intro. Additionally, you need to work on your delivery. Perhaps rehearse a few times beforehand to get the smiles out of your system. It's not inspiring one to laugh when: A] You have a giant smirk on your face, B] You look/sound like you're reading off an autocue for the first time ["I'm bricking it" etc]
  5. What I want to know is: Where are the videos of members here saying "Penis" going to be used? I spent several minutes of my life untying the "cover" to my wardrobe for you.
  6. You sly fucker. No worries chap. At least you said it was a good post before you edited it.
  7. It's all on this man tomorrow:
  8. They announce the number 1 on Sundays don't they, with Radio One's Top 40?
  9. T'was a serious question. I saw the word downfall referring to the 'downfall' of the X Factor song, which Hitler seemed a little disgruntled about. Most likely. I didn't say that. At least I don't think I did...
  10. There actually exists a PSP "Window Mount"? Jesus... Tell me you're putting that in your car. DO EEET. It doesn't matter if it's illegal, it's bitchin'
  11. That video is fucking genius. Where is the source video from? I'm not but I am, and you don't like it. Fair enough Let's hug and forget about it. Not within my power.
  12. I could show my true colours, but I stand out enough as it is by not having any piercings. Was it on the same account as what you've bought it off before? That's a thing, someone said earlier not to buy more than 2[?] as it would seem suspicious, is that at the same time?
  13. The sound was better.
  14. I'll contribute something Rage Against The Machine related then. I do occasionally pretend to like the song if I'm in a place like Rock City surrounded by gothy people. I wouldn't want to seem like a outsider.
  15. Are you talking to Jay or myself? I wasn't aware I couldn't post my agreement.
  16. Not a TV Show, but I just watched ReZ's Comedy Rainbow CHRISTMAS SPECIAL. It's getting the never-before-seen Spit Roast of Thumbs Down.
  17. But you get those special 12" remixes that you just can't get on an album... I don't see the point either.
  18. I'm gonna have to go online. The only Apple Store I know of is in Leicester. There may be one in Nottingham, but I'm too lazy to look.
  19. And I just to Wesley. SNOWBALL TIME.
  20. Please Michael... Stop this now.
  21. You seem almost as desperate as the Facebook people DIE. Apparently so, but whenever the song "The Climb" is mentioned, I always think of the No Doubt version.
  22. Where from chap? I've been considering that myself.
  23. Can't you tell he's fighting the power in a completely original way? :s
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