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Explain how the Josef Fritzl Trading Card Game has exciting game mechanics. You never elaborated.

That's not a Stadium Card.

Couldn't have anything like Stadium cards then... too vague.

Do you go to your cave and meet your power animal? Slide?

Zombie Strippers.

One thinks alot. I go from passive to active, pr0 style. One leads into the other. I can be walking somewhere, thoughts dancing around then a thought catches or something prompts a thought which then warrants proper consideration. Maybe even physical exertion. An example of this is last night doing a pub quiz, a question was "What game has its name derived from the Persian for 'King'?" The answer was chess but beforehand was just thinking of games which had random names. Buckaroo came to mind. Jokingly I asked the Quiz Baron was that it and naturally he said no. But now we both got thinking about the origin of the name. Never. Although it might be worth a go.

I recommend both a good and an evil attribute. I could.

When it first showed whatever his name was laughing, I thought ReZ was blowing him. But it went to ReZ quite quickly, which made me wonder if they both had some form of vibrator action going on.

You call that modern? C'maahn at least put some effort into this.

All I wanted to do was call him a prick and leave it at that. If you stopped bringing it up we could all move on. After you. Anyone?

I thought that was obvious. I have no doubt that I've found something humourous that others have found offensive. As has everyone here. Just because I voiced my disapproval has prompted y'all into action. Hypocritical? More than likely. BUT I CAN'T HELP HOW I FEEEEL

There's a slight difference between a parody (Which he did take well, on the forum. The abusive email was disgusting) and recommending how to go Silent Assassin on a cat. It didn't offend me, it angered (Grr.) me. Same thing? Dunno, we'll need Grunch on this. Moving on. Today's episode is your worst yet. I can't really critique it much because not much actually happened.

You could move the Queen first so it was above where the King is to begin with. Then slam it down into the middle pawn. King can't take the Queen because it's locked by the Bishop.

A temporary solution though. Knight moves and checks the King. King moves out of check. Queen takes Rook for Checkmate. Assuming this is what they wanted. Even though the title has been changed to allow us to answer more, it hasn't been 24 hours for me. So if I can't have this, someone else have it.

Very true. I've had my weekly experience of car booting many years ago. Having to get up at 6-7, not had to do that intentionally for awhile.

As for the UK one, check it out on the last day and nearer towards the end. That's when the proper bidding will start as people try and snipe a deal at the last minute. Couple that with other like-minded Ebayers and you've got a last minute riot on your hards. I've just sold some shizzle on Ebay properly. And even though they were only Pokémon cards, I feel that I did get more for some than I would've done were I to take them to a car boot/expo thing.

Seasons?! What will the break be inbetween?

I never said I liked all of Maddox's work.

Irrelevant. I have no problem with insulting random shizzle, as like Maddox which you brought up. Give me some statements about ramming a spear shaft up the Queen's arse and I'll have no problem. Cats (Among others) are a sore point for me. Especially picking on something so recent as well. Bullshit. You could do it and you'd get the same response. I meant to ask this a few posts ago, but what is happening with Comedy Rainbow? With the humourous material you've been doing each (week)day, what is left? You know we love you, but even I have fears about spreading your talent out this much.

You're a fucking twat for that cat bit ReZ. Seriously.

95. It foams up. Which makes for a handy weapon if you put a hole in the lid of the coke bottle?

There's not enough room on our driveway to accomodate any more bins. Two is enough!

I did consider mentioning that. But I thought that if you had nothing to do the night before you could go get it yourself. Another quality assumption I know.

I think it's faint at the end of every sentence/stop talking? Either way, it's that one yeah.

Word. Random crap. I would like to see you tell more jokes with a straight face. The TV one would've been so much better with the right delivery. Jokes lose their edge when it looks like the one telling it is about to piss themselves laughing. One joke you did in Comedy Rainbow was perfect with the straightfaceness. I can't remember it exactly, but it involved you saying you had something, then said you got better.