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Thank fuck, I thought it was just dragging.

Or that they're desparate I kid Gringo, well done.

I could've sworn they said onnly first 500 to begin with. God knows where I got that info from, but it prompted me to get my shit together anyway. I think I'm using them wrong, because they don't seem to offer help on where to go next, rather show snippets of what I've already done. At one point I knew where to go but thought I'd give it a try. What do I get instead? A short sequence of me beating the shit out of Queen Gohma.

Had to stop for the day. About to enter the ass-rapingly frustrating Water Temple. Can't work on that now, will need at least half a day to fap around in it.

Same here, gets fucking annoying when you're about to slash something then realise you've whipped out a Deku Stick. Up to Forest Temple now... Christ, I'd forgotten how annoying the sub-boss in Jabu's belly was. Well... Not really, but it brought back heavy memories of being extremely pissed off.

Fucking right. I'll never forget one where this one girl was posessed and they made her have a little bit of water in her mouth, not to swallow it and sellotaped her lips so "she" couldn't talk...

Email says! Hello EEVILMURRAY, Thank you for registering The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D for Nintendo 3DS! Your free The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time 3D Original Soundtrack CD will be shipped to the following address: [Address here] Please allow up to 8 weeks for delivery. Sweet!

I hope you've all learnt your lesson. You've screwed yourselves over for what? A gold cover and a tiny pin?

Is this a reference to something?

Same here. It said I was in with the chance to get the soundtrack. pr0.

I would also like information on these Pokémon cards. They would go handsomely in my collection.

He intentionally baited us to say the magical singing ice Pokémon to investigate us. Pretty low I'd say.

I have had that distinction made before ¬_¬

I was just about to say the exact same thing. Both ReZ and BuZZ have that chubbyness about them

My subscription to Empire has finally ended. It seems I did get Assassin's Creed Brotherhood for just £20. YES.

Pretty much. I was in one but I got killed off in the first post, so I didn't stick around to see what happened.

Likewise (and plus the Bond Techno Remix started playing on my computer so it feels like fate), so I hope I'm doing this right. Vote: Esequiel

If any at all. The whole female only Pokémon thing* could be one fiendish plot. *I'm still dubious about saying it now.

If that's not going to be remade into the opening credits for Expendables I'm going to be a sad panda. Quick bit of research: Lundgren was one of three hosts for the 2010 Melodifestivalen, where the Swedish contribution to the Eurovision Song Contest is selected. In the first installation on February 6 Lundgren co-hosted the competition together with comedienne Christine Meltzer and performer Måns Zelmerlöw. Lundgren's appearance was hailed by critics and audience, particularly his rendition of Elvis Presley's "A Little Less Conversation" Why the fuck didn't they bend the rules to get that song in? Would've been a landslide victory for He-Man naturally.

I'm hoping it's a "Here's something I can't be bothered to sell" thread, which will turn into a: ""I would like that" "OH YOU DO?! Well it's going to cost you!"" thread.

So what do you know about me, person who evolves from Smoochum? Aren't we really meant to know who everyone is? I thought this mafia stuff was about not knowing who anyone was.

Box art, pre order niceness, shizzle like that aside. One thing we can all agree on, is that the Great Fairy's racks look very nice in 3D.

Better than a charity shop.

It's been down for "maintenance" for over a week at least now.