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Got my New cube last week and my collection so far is: Donkey Konga Spiderman Metroid prime 2 Zelda Wind Waker Geist All games cost under £6 apart from Geist which i picked up for £10 brand new at GAME.

Anyone got a video of this "Ken" fighting in a match?

Coolest thing thats ever come through my door was a 65million year old dinosaur egg from argentina. Egg was from a sauropod, so the egg was fecking massive as you would expect. Weighs a ton aswell. Cost me around £260, im after a a Ceratopsian skull now

The best place in the world to laugh at chav girls is on Habbohotel.co.uk . Oh my god, i have literally pissed myself laughing so hard at what these people say, laughing even harder when me and my mates trap one sap in the corner of a room and have our little way. Entertainment is hard to come by these days, our sources are becoming very sick indeed lol

I just cant get my head round the fact that people can be so stubborn and blind over in the middle east. Seriously though, leaders in these countires seem to have primitive, even barbaric ideologies when making their decisions. I mean, who fights for supremecy over an area anymore? Squirrels? The majority of countries in the middle east do not deserve the help of the west, however they will still get it regardless of what they do. Is there anything that will put a stop to the fighting or atleast calm it down? Invasion definately hasnt worked in the past and it sure as hell wont work here. Im very worried about our troops to be honest, nobody else. Its these poor ba**ards that have to go out their risking their lives for something they probably dont believe in. If they refuse to do it? Jailed for treason... I hate our government..

I liked it..... As for the girl ...

Where would that be? Its not letting up on eBay...

I fear this game will be delayed, or super hard to get hold of. Seriously though how may copies do you reckon theyll ship? i reckon 50,000 at most. Definatley getting this, ive never played Paper mario, i hope to get thousand year door also.

My advice? LIE BITCHES, LIE!!!! Not really, just glorify yourself in everyway possible, making even the most boring things in your life sound worthwhile and interesting. And always have it word formatted...

You're best off listening to him, hes less biased than me and hes got experience.

Its a great idea, dont think we would get round to doing it though, too many complications. If it were to happen however i would be in three bands! -Indie Band -Ska Band -Video game band....wtf:laughing:

Yeah i totally thought he was going to try and start up a forum band or something I play duggy guitar (bass) although ive got retarded fingers and sometimes cant hold down the top string.

Okay, ill post one that works pretty well, then a really stupid one that i might say if im totally slashed. Buy a girly drink and ask for two straws, put both straws in the bottle and take it over to her. Tell her she left this at the bar, and that you wouldnt mind sharing it as a reward for "rescuing" her drink (nod towards the straws, sexy smile maybe? dependant on how confident/drunk you are) If she digs it, then you dont really have to talk much, just get nice and close and stare into the eyes as you drink, trying to suss out what to say to her aterwards lol. Alternatively: Hey baby, dont you wanna see me rock out with my cock out? Because im gonna hang out with my wang out and i know you want some

Ive always got a big urge for Nintendo after i got my 360. I cant play any nintendo stuff yet because i my payslip is monthly, and im using this months to get a Lite and games. I also sold my gamecube a while ago. I almost shamed myself into getting an emulator, but i resisted...

Cant wait to see this, i went to see Sky Captain and the world of tommorrow first day it came out because of the visuals, and ill do the same here. Jesus, does anyone else think keanu reaves is underrated? Hes excellent in Point break, my own private idaho, speed and constantine, heck hes even good in Bill and Teds Bogus journey. Hes rubbish in the matrix i admit but with that much blue screen, what the hell have you got to work with? Even Ewan Mcgregor couldnt pull off a decent acting performance in Star Wars because of it. Im going to see the Lake house later this year too. Looks like a really good film, very original storyline Linky

Dont know if ive been posting long enough to warrant a say in this thread, let alone a mention but ill post my "first impressions" Moria - Always doing the decent thing, down to earth and a very actice mod. I want to have sex with his sig also :p Hero Of Time - I used to go on xbox.com forums, i remember him from there and always enjoyed reading his sometimes VERY immature posts. Im glad to see this is evident from this forum also The Bard - Seems like he takes alot of shit from you guys but he makes me laugh Fierce_Link - Does this guy have sex EVERY night or what?

Ive always been told by everyone that apprenticeships are a waste of time and lead to dead ends. Then again, thats coming from my school who have wanted me to stay on and pay scholarship fee's at Uni. An apprenticeship requires shit-loads of work to be put in over 3-4 years i think it is? You start earning money faster than other people but the guys who go into HE will eventually overtake and possibly tenfold what you earn in a year. An apprencticeship in CS is not really required for many jobs either. Only for jobs in sales is it a plus but youll still be earning the same ammount as a 16 yr old student except you will have four years work in it? Dont really see how a sylabus in CS could fill in four years work either. My advice? Feck knows, im only 16

Never bothered with figurines in WW but in the minish cap, the figurines were easy as hell to get, if a bit tedious.

One: When all PS3 consoles are nice and snug in their boxes, ready to be distributed, i would use one of my wishes to draw a fat hairy cock on each console. That way, when sony distributed them, they would get sued and DIE. Two: To have my hair permanently straight. It takes me too long to straighten my hair on a morning, then its fecked in the evening. Three: To stop being a lazy shit and to get some ambition

I have to agree with Ashley there. Plus i dont like the idea of Deer in my Beer....

Sorry if i offend anyone here but i believe all punk is trash. Old punk was boring and mindless as hell, and new punk, well, i think theres only two "original songs" in the whole genre. The only punk band i ever liked was Rufio...

Commission is what i make up most of my money from, im only on £5.05. That only would get me £80 a week, plus another £20 IF i do both days on a weekend (usually i dont) if i make around £3,000 commission a day thats £30 quid (make around £5000 on saturdays) so thats another £110 added to the £80 im on. So yeah thats kindof just under £200. Bear in mind i work on brown goods (laptops, computers, MP3, home cinema system, dvd players and recorders, plasma and LCD TV's. Commissions only 1% but it really does add up. theyre talking about giving us an exra £1 an hour and getting rid of commission. Its not gonna happen lol. EDIT: if you want me to scan a bit of my wage slip if you dont believe me, i will do. I also get a tiny bonus if i sell "whatever happens" product support, which is quite hard to sell..

Works on the obnoxious loudmouthed ones. I wish it didnt like... I dont mind girls with a big of a waist, love handles and all that shiz, but its the point when their tits start to sag because of the drag.. jesus im a Cheavanist asshole sometimes

I love staying up late, its a childish addiction. I remeber going into school one day and telling all my mates i stayed up till 10PM. Oh jesus i was such a G back then

Dont worry im sure we have all done it, i know i have. Except this fat bird was my best mates GF. She got them out and i kindof had a nibble, got a smack in the face for that one hehe. See, if you ask a fit girl to get theirs out, you maybe get a slap, or even maybee a gasp and a cheeky wink. Fat birds just go for it, and you are in no drunken state to tell the difference lol