Zygo Ape

Yea, its bad. But its nowhere near as bad as this effort: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7quHfZ5IYgw

I bring a new girlfriend home last month for the first time, hoping that she will make a good impression with my family and she stays for a few days. My university year has finished so i have just recently moved my belongings back into my bedroom, packed up in boxes under my bed ect. Mums nagging me to get my shit sorted out but ive brought her home and dont think she would appreciate our time being spent sifting through mountains of shit, so me and her go for a day out to York. After a lovely day out we come back to discover my mother acting quite strangely and not being able to look at us. She says she took the liberty of siding my belongings for me, however she is muttering something about "a pink pair of curling tongs and gadgets for your nintendo". Horrified i run upstairs to find our pink dildo, vibrating bullet, cock ring, various lubricants and a dominatrix kit laid on my bed under a towel. Dinner was interesting that night....

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince casting Call Huz coming? Weez can play Arry Potta on ar gameboyz wen we wate in lyne. Wikid. Seriously though, if you got the part, how much would you get paid?

I decided to watch it, Evangelion was great, but thats probably because of the decent Dub. Coyote and Guyver seemed piss poor (Guyver especially reminded me of a pretencious love child of power rangers and DBZ) Elfen Lied, ill probably watch that on the internet in Japanese, as i watched quite a bit of it in English but because the show is fully comprised of women, the voice acting just wasnt doing anything for my sanity. LOVE the opening to E.L though. My rating: Cowboy thing - Stuck with it for 5 mins, was dreadful 1/10 Evangelion - Wonderful, such a non-atmospheric episode, which i wierdly thought worked 9/10 Guyver - *farts* 0/10 Elfen lied - has whet my curiosity, will continue watching it. 6/10 Presenters though? They seem Genuine and quite normal, no Ant and Dec though

One of the reasons why i cut mine, the majority of Girls assume you are gay based on the length of your hair... in my experience I now look much more macho (also about ten years younger ) I just think girls also really hate it when your hair is much nicer than theirs

195, is the channel named Propeller? And what time does it usually show?

I am aware of this..... :awesome:

One of the Greatest songs ever written IMO. Are there 2 versions of this video? I swear theres one where theyre driving along a coastline or something...????

Bit off topic but is October Road Heading to/Already showing in the UK anytime soon?

So if Amazon eventually sell 1.5 million copies, they've basically just lost 3 mill squid. Although its potentially another 1.5 million happy customers if they can nail the delivery so yeah, suppose its a bit of a smart business move.

Got the black jacket to go with? Theres a mint one they're flogging at river island, the silk feels of pure sex.

I wonder why though, surely the books would sell at any given price? And there must be some incentive for the retailers to sell it at half the RRP? I mean, say if they bought the books at around 9 pounds each, then even selling it at a tenner would generate more than a little pocket change for them... With Voldemort as their Sexually Generous Evil Gimp? Thats what i heard too....

Yeah, that many. Amazon have taken 1.4 million of the pre-orders themselves. Theyve got a Counter on their website for number of Pre-orders. I think the figure is around 12 thousand per day for Amazon. Crazy money...

Thats only if you watch the drivvle which most Heavy Rock Bands spew out. They might be able to play well but their artistic vision is piss poor when it comes to music videos. Another great one is OH AND THE BEST VIDEO EVER Chemical Brothers - Do It Again Seriously the best video this year...

Has to be Blur - Coffee and TV Link

How can a game which scores an average 7.8 be overrated? When i re-buy a Wii ill probably pick this up

Ive never actually played Battalion Wars OR Advance wars, so anything i havnt experienced before gets a big thumbs up from me. +1 for BW

Anybody got A-LEVEL English Lang on monday? Im reading through these Pre-release materials and the one on Sharks is quite interesting, all be it a little too Scientifically Centered than i would have expected. But the one on sewers is a fucking joke, i mean, it Bigs-up dieseases that spew from our arses into the sewers, and gives them titles such as "King cholera - Inducer of violent diarrhoea" in an attempt to seduce us into the complexity of the material. :/ Its not looking too bad though, theres just loads to take in. And i dont have the foggiest idea which points to make because theres so many. Any tips?

Except that this book has already notched up over 12 million pre-orders, 5 million more than the last one managed. Mind you, i should have rephrased that line to accompany my grounds of reason...

I doubt another book will EVER get this type of hype and build up ever again, unless they decide to make the Bible 2. Somebody has apparently Hax0rd Bloomsburys files and it now wafting an air of distinct Bullshit around the internet. Link: Here I remember last time a HP book was due to be released, someone nicked off with a copy from a printing factory and tried to flog it to the sun newspaper. Despite having claimed to hold its many secrets, i have yet to find any place where he has actually spoken of details, if anybody can find anything id appreciate a Link. he calls himself "Gabriel" asin the Angel Gabriel...... Yeahh

Did he get paid?

Tescos shouldnt really be any resort at all. Their "waiting for a job list" is longer than the Great wall of China these days...

Despite the rest of the article which was quite well founded. I think the lack of innovation in the games is a little harsh and a bit rich coming from Wii owners who have got the likes of "Chicken Shoot" and "Brunswick Bowling" to look forward to.... Its the Developers Holding the Progression back, its nothing to do with the Consoles, they merely provide a stage upon which to perform

I had this idea ages ago, never really began to formulate though. I did have one idea of the first game that should be used. Anyone ever played Vexx? Its a GC title, ive never had chance to play it and it looks like it could be interesting.

Ive always loved to boast about being a 90's kid, however, after watching the likes of Life on Mars i would love to go back to the 70's (not like i was ever there like...). It seems fashion had no shame at that time, and although i probably wouldnt be able to get by without my daily pleasures, society back then seemed alot less Prat-like. Id love to ellaborate on that point, but instead ill just refer you to Connors editorial, kindof sums it up. ^^^ Your sig compliments mine MCJ ;P