Haden

I drink when I go out with mates for a night out, but the nights I have had out have usually been good and I have never been sick from drinking. Although I once passed out in a field without shoes clasping a jack daniels bottle I stole from a house party staring up at the stars. But that was the exception not the rule.

And thats why you never doubt Ashleys ability to get a job. Congrats.

Cool should be a laugh considering my own problems. I think I need two or three good wins to be assured saftey I am just trying to get everyones form ready for the change. I saw Mcoys GD and I was a... Friday Recall United 4-1 Complete Domstercool Recall United kept slim promotion hopes alive as they got revenge on Domstercool for last Tuesdays defeat. First goal was set up by star player Hollingdale as Streep broke away. Prolific young hope Mansell made sure Domstercool was equal at half time. Clooney scored to give United the lead then Quailey scored twice in the last 30 mins to seal the win. First with a great breakaway then a shot from point blank range. United did well as both sides played 4-5-1 but United's midfield came out on top creating 8 chances versus 4. Domstercool lacked the punch to respond, the win keeps United's promotion hopes alive while stopping Domstercool breaking free of the pack. The Adorable Vikings 1-4 DuDs Baggies Vikings defender Lervik scored his first ever goal for the Vikings to give the Baggies an early fright. The Baggies 4-3-3 formation seemed to give them only a few chances in the first half but a close range shot from Gilchrist made it 1-1 at half time. Young midfielder Lyall wrong footed the goalie to score his maiden goal and put the Baggies in the lead, this was followed up by a break away that secured the result. Eggomitis sealed the victory 3 minutes before the end as the Baggies gained the expected double over the Vikings. The Baggies promotion charge is still going strong. Mcoys Sons 3-0 Tellstorm Mcoys Sons showed true champions form as they beat Tellstorm with ease. While the first half was fruitless for the Sons, the second half brought them a goal quickly as the captain Gee hit one in off the post to open the scoring. The Sons offense was weakened a bit when striker Flores was taken off badly injured after a mis timed tackle. However this harsh tackling later cost Tellstorm who gave away a penalty which Deery converted. A 3rd goal sealed the win and gives the Sons an impressive goal difference that may come in handy when the final championship tally is counted. Jaffa Munchers 1-2 Battlestar Odwinica Munchers approached this game with caution knowing it was a crucial one and they played a cautious 5-4-1 formation. The Munchers made more chances limiting Odwinica to only 2 but Odwinica converted both! The first was a shot for nothing outside the penalty box which bobbled past the goalie. Then Murray found himself with the ball in the box made some space and squeezed it past the goalie. Both of Odwinica's strikers had superb games and Munchers lone striker did not have a bad game but found himself isolated. Kharlashkin Odwinicas best defender was sent off after 75 minutes for a second yellow card however the Munchers could only find the net once via Albalah and while the final few minutes were nerve wracking, Odwinica held on with 10 men. Analysis Most Important Result: Jaffa Munchers1-2 Battlestar Odwinica well he did the double just! This result is very bad news for the Munchers who have not been able to gain points from top ranked sides. Turned on the Style Award: Recall United, 8 chances and 4 converted in a rout of Domstercool great win and comeback after the defeat they suffered by Domstercool. Player of the Day: Battlestar Odwinica, Roderick Tate, set up a goal and was a crucial link between strikers and mid fielders. Tuesday DuDs Baggies 1-0 Battlestar Odwinica The two teams that are chasing the Sons clashed today and nearly canceled each other out. The Baggies went after Odwinica with a 4-3-3 formation but failed to score a goal in open play. However their pressure did pay off while in the box a Baggies player was tripped and a penalty was given. 22 year old defender Simpson who had never scored a goal before today for his club stepped up and pretending to shoot to the left and smacked it down the middle. The ball hit the back of the net and the Baggies stadium erupted. Odwinica had nothing to offer back and Baggies moved into 2nd place with a big victory for the club that moves them away from the chasing pack. Mike Strikes FC 0-3 The Adorable Vikings A few sad Mike Stikes fans turned up to a match that was realistically the best chance for them to gain a goal or maybe even a point left bitterly disappointed. The Vikings seemed to set tactics just for this encounter again and strolled to a 3-0 victory. Grimnes the Vikings captain headed in the 3rd goal to give the away fans something to cheer about. Both clubs either need new owners or more dedication from their managers next season if the clubs still exist. Tellstorm 2-1 Jaffa Munchers The Munchers badly needed to get a good result in this game to get momentum back in their favor. After 8 minutes things looked good for the Munchers as McAnuff headed the ball between the goalies legs to give the Munchers the lead. However moments later the captain Elias hit the ball back to his goalie Netanyho who completely missed his kick cause the ball to roll into the net. After this howler Tellstorm went into the lead via a header from a cross that Netanyho failed to deal with. A awful game for the keeper, Munchers 3-4-3 attacking formation did not get them any goals back. Another blow to Munchers promotion hopes games are now running out. Mcoys Sons 0-0 Recall United Recall United put forward a fantastic defensive display to keep themselves in the promotion race and to hold the Sons back from other title contenders. United played a 5-4-1 formation against the Sons 4-4-2. The Sons offense failed to shine while United just seemed to be playing for a draw. Clegg the United goalie had a great game although their were only a few chances for either team. With the Sons defense also heldup well. However an opportunity lost for the Sons to put one hand on the Division 1 title. Analysis Most Important Result: DuDs Baggies 1-0 Battlestar Odwinica, a really close game but one that seems to divide the three top teams from the others, do we have our promoted three already? Turned on the Style Award: DuDs Baggies, only 1 goal but they pushed forward hard and were eventually rewarded with a penalty. Player of the Day: Recall United, Charles Clegg, kept the Sons at bay and ordered his defensive line well keeping United in the promotion race.

Im going to keep trying to out guess him till he plays 4-2-4 with defenders up front and attackers at the back lol

What an attention seeking oh im gonna play a 3-4-3 Haden please read this post and then set your tactics wrong so I can screw you over! I know you will play 5-4-1 very defensive just like always! Love you

How do I know I don't speak Spanish.

I'm Ashleys older brother, I ask him for money and supply the family with drugs when needed. I am a funny affable guy me and Ashley get on well sometimes but he bails me out of a lot of trouble as I make a lot of huge mistakes. Still I am always there stealing his food and I know beneath his robot exterior he loves me really and is more than a bit jealous of my greater success with women.

Haha nice offensive score for me lol! Knew I was going to lose that one sadly my title chances are over my away form has simply been abysmal. As long as I can steer myself to a nice mid table place I will be happy as my form increase should be good. Had a striker sub for a midfielder to! Oh man my team is a mess atm lol

You could have set your tactics so much better Haden United 4-0 The Sixty Fourthers Crunch match for both teams and United sought revenge on the 64s and gained it in style. Calcone scored his 49th goal for United with a header after 21 minutes. Minutes later other midfield star Dinsdale headed in one of his own. Agostini provided Harrington with a great cross to fire in the third and assure the victory before half time. United simply dominated the midfield battle gaining over 60% of the possession and having 7 chances to 1. Weesle made it a truly great victory when he slide one past 64's goalie. However moments later he was badly injured in a crunching tackle that will see him out for a couple of weeks a real blow for United. However a great game for United 64's will have to bounce back quickly no-one has broken away from the pack yet. Emo Blades 5-2 Cube FC Blades struck out against those who said they can't score goals today as they decimated Cube FC at home. Young striker Arreola scored his first ever goal for the club when he volleyed in a corner. Another goal from a corner gave the Blades a 2-0 lead going into half time. As the half restarted Zeca linked up with Arreola who broke away and shot a ball through the goalies legs. Cube legend Ashby scored 2 for Cube FC but it was to little to late. Blades fully deserved the win creating 14 chances against 3 for Cube FC. The Blades are now one point away from escaping the relegation zone and overtook Rez Rabies to boot. Essex Elites 1-0 AFC Rezs Rabies The Elites are on the ascendancy as they completed the double over Rezs Rabies and moved to the summit of the league. It wasn't the Elites best performance, they were given the lead after 2 minutes when Brammer who had a wonderful game, shot in a free kick from just outside the box. The rest of the match was quite low key as the Elites strikers failed to make the most of chances gained. While Rabies seemed to be a slightly disjointed team with some players performing badly in key areas. Canham smashed a penalty into the crowd instead of making it 2-0 with the last kick of the game. It didn't matter though the Elites are dreaming they can't believe their standing. As for Rabies they have yet to beat a team that is out of the relegation zone and with the Blades picking up points they badly need to get some victories. Roostophe Rovers 5-0 Dysonism F.C While the last match was close this one was a whitewash and could mark a turning point for both teams. Rovers were dominant from the get go creating 8 chances to 1 in the first half. After 36 minutes they were 3-0 up with Grabinski selling a dummy then shooting it past the goalie to score the 3rd and his 1st of the season. As the half resumed Sheldon was in immense form curling a free kick in then delivering a great corner for Bond to shoot in. Dysonism have now not won a game in 5 matches and have let in more goals than any team apart from Cube FC. At the root seems to be a mismatching of talent at the club there next game is against Blades at home, to say it is must win is an understatement. As for the Rovers with United and 64s canceling each other out things are looking very good for them. Analysis Most Important Result: Haden United 4-0 The Sixty Fourthers, the title race is ebbing and flowing still no clear favorite. Turned on the Style Award: Emo Blades, 14 chances! A great display of attacking football. Player of the Day: Darryl Hannington, Haden United, scored a goal set one up and kept 64's attack at bay. Soap Box Utd 2-0 Happenstance FC Utd found themselves with a manager and a shock win on Friday. Both teams went at each other with a 4-3-3 formation. But Utd were inspired by their captain Alfen who slammed in a cracking free kick after 4 minutes. Happenstance had more chances but their forwards had a very bad day especially star player Ronaldo who will not want to remember this match. Utd sealed the victory as Heerkens scored his first goal this season. Happenstance's frustrations boiled over as the young captain Dove was given his second yellow card of the day for dissent and was sent off. A big blow to Happenstance's title hopes while if Utd now seem to have a escape route ahead of them. Party at Richters 0-4 Noodle FC Noodle FC enjoyed a comfortable win as they closed the gap on Happenstance FC. Playing a squad of experience and youth Noodle FC finished the game before half time. Young striker Santana had a great game scoring two, one a long range shot and the other a piercing header. Comically even Noodle's goalie Sousa got in on the act scoring a penalty. Noodle FC have only lost one game and are vying to be promoted twice in one two seasons it is looking good at the moment. Made of Win 1-2 MadDog United MadDog United kept their promotion hopes alive with a dramatic victory against Made of Win. Hadley dominated the midfield game dictating play and he assisted Carey for United's first goal. However Winston scored his 10th goal of his career with a great flick over United's goalie at close range. However with 3 minutes to go Hadley from just inside the halfway line completed an incredible long pass to Carpenter who took it past the goalie to the delight of United fans. United completed the double over Made of Win and kept themselves in the promotion race. A great victory which leaves Made of Win looking over their shoulders at the relegation zone. Edd Kirby Athletic 0-2 Tin Can Club Tin Can Club extended their league lead to 5 points with a crucial victory against Edd Kirby Athletic. Knowing that Athletic's weakness is their attack Tin Can Club played a 3-4-3 formation and went straight after Athletic. Gudjohnsen scored the first goal of his career with a sweet shot that pinged in off the post after 35 mins. Johannsson shot in a close range goal from a corner to get his 7th goal of the campaign. Athletic had no response and now seem doomed to go down with only 7 goals from 9 games the lowest total of any club in the league. Tin Can Club however now have a big advantage having a 5 point lead over title rivals. Promotion barring a disaster seems completely assured now but can they take the title? Analysis Most Important Result: Made of Win 1-2 MadDog United, keeps United in the promotion race and puts Made of Win in trouble. Turned on the Style Award: Noodle FC, Only 4 goals before half time this game but the style was still there. Player of the Day: MadDog United, Jamie Hadley, great set ups helped gain his team a very important victory.

This! Ice just feels cheap and tacky to me. Strictly has class and is so well done. Horses for courses and all that though.

This! I can't believe they dumped her she was awesome. Oh and I agree about Ice its basically exactly what I would expect from ITV when they try to tackle the BBC. A failure! lol

4-2-4 time!

Don't be either, just struck me as a tad funny, I wasn't trying to offend or mock you.

You are sheltered to American political culture is what I meant. So yeh you got it. I wasn't having a go it just made me laugh as it isn't new to me after studying american politics.

lol that read pretty funny to me like you lead a sheltered life. Ironically I am sure you are shocked because you think the people you are "shocked" at lead a sheltered life.

lol cmon man. I should be able to think someone is bunk and he can trick me anyway then id be impressed.

What a waste of time.

Ice is utter shit... Strictly is where its at! I love this stuff I have been watching its awesome although I wish they had the original line up of judges. Wow just read the rest of this thread lay off the hate guys Strictly rocks!

Play a youth team lol just take the 3 points without decimating my GD to much please lol! Lots of teams were an Embarressment! Tin Can Club 3-0 Edd Kirby Athletic Tin Can Club sought to keep up their title chase as they entertained Athletic. In the first half it was a rough affair with 3 yellow cards being handed out. However in the 2nd half Tin Can Club regained control and soon scored as Viveiros slotted in a shot range goal. Viveiros laid off a teamate to score the 2nd near the end of the 2nd half and Tin Can Club found time for a 3rd to assure the victory. As usual Athletic's defense was poor and Tin Can Club while not on top form dominated possession and chances and had a well deserved victory to gain yet another victory. Noodle FC 6-0 Party at Richters A slaughter. Richters were frankly abysmal however nothing should be taken away from Noodle FC. 5 goals before half time is quite a feat and Noodle FC managed it without a sweat. The two Noodle strikers Santana and Batistuta were on simply sublime form. They were involved in either scoring or setting up every goal Noodle FC scored. Santana scored a hatrick and Batistuta as captian had the best match of his career. Noodle FC are hinting that they could be promoted twice in a row with performances like this, could it happen? MadDog United 4-0 Made of Win United beat fellow mid league competitors Made of Win convincingly at home in this match. Star midfielder Hadley broke away from the Made of Win defense early and flicked it over the goalies flailing leg. Made of Win played 4-2-4 and their formation gave them no chances while United had more and more as they scored another before the half was over. As the half resumed Hiles the young midfielder scored his first ever goal for United. A 4th was soon added and Made of Win were sunk. United are ready to stake their place as a team that deserve to be in the promotion zone. On this performance they are more than ready. Happenstance FC 4-0 Soap Box Utd Happenstance FC kept their promotion charge alive with a decimation of Soap Box Utd. After 1 min Panic a young Happenstance striker scored his first goal of the season as he flicked one over the Utd goalie. Ronaldo then stepped up to the plate, assisting a goal then scoring two of his own. The last one being a curling free kick which was a brilliant way to mark his 8th goal for the team. Happenstance at this point seem to be favourites to be promoted. Many on this pro gramme promted them to be the league winners. Who knows? On this performance it could well be so. Analysis Most Important Result: MadDog United 4-0 Made of Win, United have proven whose the promotion hunters and who are the mid league struggler's in this match, a great win. Turned on the Style Award: Noodle FC, 5 goals before half time is really rather ridiculous. Player of the Day: Noodle FC, Ramon Santana, a great hatrick at 21 years old helps his teams goal difference keep up with the league leaders.

Thats more like it. However Rovers are gonna decimate me two of my best players out one literally crippled. You couldn't lose gracefully could you gaggle you had to nearly murder one of my players! lol

More Xpert News from Nowhere I was thinking of posting a music video for each league making the Premier the 90s 00s league the Champ 80s 70s and Division 1 60s 50s. If people are tired of an extra thing to scroll through just tell me to stfu and I won't do it I was just getting a bit bored of doing the theme tunes and thought this might be fun. AFC Rez Rabies 0-3 Essex Elites Rabies went in to this game knowing a win would take him out of the relegation zone. However things the Elites started the game well with a 3-5-2 formation that dominated the midfield. Hooke who helped dominate the midfield curled in a cross that Marples headed in. Rabies who had already had two yellow cards given against them gave away a penalty which Canham slotted in. 2 minutes later young defender Carmont was sent off for a very nasty looking professional foul. The Elites locked down the game in the 2nd half and finished it off as Brammer who had helped repel all Rabies attacks shot in a ferocious free kick. This was a masasive win for the Elites who moved to 2nd, truly the surprise package of the season. For the Rabies this was a missed opportunity and they badly need to get something out of the return leg. Dysonism F.C 2-3 Roostophe Rovers Dysonism vs Rovers games are usually high scoring exciting affairs and this was no different. Dysonism went on the attack with a 3-4-3 formation while Rovers played a balanced 4-4-2. Dysonism were in trouble early on as their striker Boland was injured, Monington had a superb game and slid in for a scrappy corner ball to open the scoring. Dysonism's own star Stenholm was not to be upstaged by lobbing the Rovers goalie who he saw off his line. However as the game restarted Rovers pushed back against Dysonism's attack and Bond hit in a half volley from a cross sent in by Mongington, who then scored a goal of his own with a header into the corner of the net. Rovers began to dominate possession and when Dysonism's reply did come a screamer of a goal by Twigg it was to late. A great game and huge momentum for Rovers to make a title push. Cube FC 0-0 Emo Blades Cube FC have in many circles been a team condemned to relegation for a couple of games and this game confirmed it. However Blades still have a chance and will be annoyed they failed to gain 3 points from this game. Blades dominated possession in both halves but created less chances than Cube. Blades midfielders and forwards performed adequately or at times in Arreola's case on his debut game as striker below expectations. Zeca gave no repeat of last games heroics. Ashby and Maupas performed below par for Cube but their defense did well. All in all a quiet match with neither side hitting their stride. The Sixty Fourthers 2-1 Haden United A crucial game in which the 64ths edged out an important victory. Both teams played 4-4-2 and United's midfield seemed to have the edge gaining more possession. However a Kamal goal by 64ths put them in the lead. After the break United struck back as Calcone blasted one in. The game look set to be a draw tipping the advantage to United in the title race. However club legend and captian Qonhiz headed one past United's goalie to send the home crowd into rapture. Only his 4th goal in 124 games and what a time to score it! Crucial game for the 64's who now are back as championship favorites while United are under pressure to start performing well on a regular basis. Analysis Most Important Result: AFC Rez Rabies 0-3 Essex Elites. Every result was important but this one stuck out as pretty important. Elites were only a header in extra time away from being top of the league. They are the team that keeps on punching way above their weight. Turned on the Style Award: Roostophe Rovers, Rovers Dysonism games are usually great and this one was no different Rovers were extra stylish though and got the win. Player of the Day: Dustin Brammer, Essex Elites, 22 year olds like this defenderare the people fueling the Elites revolution. And now an interview with J7 the Blades manager! Mid Way point things obviously have not gone entirely to plan but what are your thoughts so far? The new(ish) 3-tier league system has done wonders. Instead of relegated teams obliterating sides constantly we have a mid-league of (mostly) dedicated managers that prove time and time again they're no walk-over. It has in turn strengthened the top league division, with ReZ and Ell making strong impressions in the last two seasons, showing no team can really consider themselves invincible (aside from Odwin's legendary side, of course). As for my team? I've over-evaluated some of the sides I've faced and been too scared to be on the attack. My last two seasons on top had a lot of other results go my way, but this year I'm getting no luck. What is up with your goal difference! Well obviously it's the fact that my goalkeeper is the best in the league ever, duh. Combined with my better-than-they-appear defenders, not many sides can get past to score, and my attack has been too weak for any goals... Of course, my new striker is going to help me change all that! Great Escape? Or ready for Promotion next season? Always a thought. I don't want to throw in the towel and give everyone an easy three points from now on. The position I'm in means that I don't really get much opportunity to offer my youth match experience, as each match is vital for survival- but of course, if I survive then I'll be dealing with tougher teams next year anyway, so a year in teh middle league, while not being a walkover at all, would at the least offer me more opportunity to train up my promising young'uns. Points-wise, I guess I really need to rely on my relegation contenders to lose a lot more. I'm generally confident that I can get a point from any match, but as you noticed, that's just not going to be enough to stay up. All I know is, I'm not giving up, so everyone should expect a a full-strength side. 3-0 against dyson should prove that I'm no walkover! Thats a wrap! Catch up for Championship will come tom I had parents teacher eve tonight and also have swine flu or something. I am always full of excuses I am sorry people one week it will all be on time lol. Anyone who wants an interview PM or post away!

Catholic Church covered it up I saw the documentary at the cinema to!

DuDs Baggies 3-0 The Adorable Vikings DuDs Baggies surged into the promotion zone with an impressive win against the Vikings. The young midfielder Lyall was the Baggies captain and had a great game. He whipped in a free kick for it to be struck in by Standen who had handed over his free kick duty. Elliot blasted a goal in after 47 minutes to seal the game, while Lyall floated in another free kick that was volleyed in to give the Baggies the win. A win that puts them into the promotion zone via goal difference. Tellstorm 0-2 Mcoys Sons Mcoys Sons fielded a solid 4-4-2 formation and gained a victory that gives them a great mid season base for winning the title. The win was achieved with a great performance by their midfield especially Heckinbottom who set up the first goal by flicking it up into the box for Harris to head in. The Sons had less possession but more chances and hit Tellstorm on the break to finish the game off just before the half ended. Harris drove with strength past two defenders and wrong footed the goalie to score his 10th goal of the season and give the Sons the victory. Battlestar Odwinica 2-0 Jaffa Munchers A clash between two promotion hunters who were chasing after the game early on. Neither could break the deadlock in the first half but a couple of yellow cards and a injury showed that the stakes were high. Just as the 1st half resumed Odwinica were awarded a free kick, Collin passed the ball to the side of the wall were a running Collin blasted it into the back of the net. Moments later Munchers striker Gasbo was injured and to compound their misery Odwinica captain Gullian who was having a superb match controlling midfield, curled in a cracking long shot. At 94 minutes the Munchers knew it wasn't their day when the captain Molhov blasted a shot above the bar. First blood to Odwinica rematch on Friday is their room for both these teams to be promoted? Complete Domstercool 3-1 Recall United United went into this match as the underdogs but star player Hollingdale headed in an early goal to give United fans hope of an upset. However Domstercool's young hope Siddall headed a goal in of his own followed by toe poke by Rodwell to send Domstercool into the lead. Domstercool's midfield dominated the 2nd half seeming very much in sync and dominated possession with over 60% of it. Siddall who had a game that has raised his profile considerably headed another goal in at 76 minutes to kill the game off and keep Domstercool's promotion hopes alive. The return fixture will be very interesting United will have to get a draw at least to keep in promotion contention. Analysis Most Important Result: Battlestar Odwinica 2-0 Jaffas Munchers, lots of important results but Odwinica has the momentum and beat a side that many thought would not leave the promotion zone once they had entered it. The return leg will be one that many in the league will watch. Turned on the Style Award: Complete Domstercool, great possession and a style that doesn't always deliver results but is very effective at killing off matches when it does. Player of the Day: Complete Domstercool, Ross Siddall, the 22 year old inspired his team and performed superbly he will be one to watch in the future if he gets the training he needs.