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Sorry for lateness guys went to Belgium this week. Anyhow here is Division 1 as promised! Btw any VIP want a 4 star 20 year old defender for free? Don't PM me all at once lol. Audio Battlestar Odwinica 1-1 Recall United Battlestar Odwinica Oddy's new team have still yet to win a game but seemed to head into this one with a winning attitude sporting a 4-3-3 formation. However Recall United disrupted Oddy's tactics by playing 5-4-1 and dominating possession and chances. Odwinica soon found themselves in trouble as Tate was injured and Morrison left their defense wanting by gaining a straight red for reckless play. However on the eve of half time Collin scored his first goal for Odwinica with a superb direct freekick blasted into the back of the net. While United's sole striker Deacon underperformed midfielder Clooney had a wonderful game, and in the end a man down and outnumbered in key areas the pressure for Odwinca was to much and Clooney secure a point for United. Mcoys Sons 4-0 Mike Strikes FC Another win for Mcoys Sons who met another side whose manager is awol. The Sons completley dominated the game with plus 60% possession and 10 chances to nothing. The team scored 4 goals in the first half and eased off after the win was secure to avoid injuries. Harris netted two goals for McCoys Sons bringing his total to 4 and the highest within his club. However the Sons also showed diversity as every one of their midfield and strikers either scored or helped set up a goal. Another good win and yet the Sons will be glad to be playing against teams with managers soon. Jaffa Munchers 2-3 Dud's Baggies Two teams that had only played managerless sides clashed today. And what a match it was. Munchers went on the offensive playing 3-4-3 while the Baggies settled into a more conventional 4-4-2. The Munchers got off to a brilliant start scoring from a break away and a cross within 25 minutes. They held this lead until the break, after the teams came out the Baggies seemed to have a conviction about them. After a mis timed tackle captain and star striker Elliot stepped up to take a penalty for the Baggies, however he smashed it into the crossbar and the Munchers must have surely thought a win was coming their way. That was until in the 61st and 66nd minute veteran striker Shelton known for his aerial dominance headed two goals in to bring the game level. The game seemed to at this point be heading for a draw until 1 minute before half time free kick specialist Standen shot a wonderful curler into the top right corner to give Baggies the win. Truly a game of two halves. In the first half Munchers had 4 chances to 1 whereas in the second Baggies hit back with 5 chances to 1. A great game for the neutral. The Adorable Vikings 0-4 Complete Domstercool Domstercool set out to keep their 100% record going and it never seemed in doubt against leaderless Vikings. Domstercool utterly dominated possession nearly hitting the 70% mark for overall possession which would have been quite a feat even for such a midfield obsessed team. Domstercool simply let their disorganised opponents come at them and broke away time and time again punishing the Vikings for a lack of a manager. Domstercool now stand top of the league with a handy goal difference but face tough challenges ahead it will be interesting to see where they go from here. Analysis Most Important Result: Jaffa Munchers 2-3 Dud's Baggies, incredible game and crucial away victory for the Baggies who came through a testing game and showed they are title challenger potential. Turned on the Style Award: Complete Domstercool, played games with their opponents will need this style in tougher games though. Player of the Day: Dud's Baggies M Shelton, Scored two great headers to haul his side back in the game after their captain missed a penalty. Nice competitive game today. I think the title race will defiantly be between 64s and the Villan on evidence of today. Oh but did anyone get screwed by errors in xpert? I had to reset my line up! So the results today may not fully represent people who didn't check before hand.

Triforce ones for me it would be good as zelda fans might be like hey are those triforces and people who would make fun of videogames might not be so sure what they were as they don't look to shabby to the eye. The Final Fantasy pair on the other are just horridly designed I mean someone has literally slapped PS1 cover art onto cufflinks and ultra geeky do not choose them.

"Niles in the end Maurice will choose man who is intellegent and sensitive. Oh Frasier that is just something we used to tell ourselves in chess club." Of course Frasier is right though! Chess is awesome damnit. Recovering from Belgium trip and lack of sleep gonna have a nice chill out day today.

While I give the impression I just do xpert I do kind of have a life to! Went to Belgium with mates today was awesome. Back in England boo!

Thanks guys off to Belgium for a day trip tommorow so the Lower League will have to wait, which is a shame as an awesome match took place in it today! Got Ellmeister and Mcoy down for next time but could fit three in maybe (thats what she said)

Audio Noodle FC 3-0 Soap Box Utd Noodle FC have been on a role recently and it continued today as they made it 3 wins out of 3 with a great victory over Soap Box Utd. Of course they were helped by the fact that Utd's manager didn't turn up for the game. However credit should be given to the team, they set the agenda after 16 mins with a great headed cross. After the break Robinho created two superb goals in two minutes that saw Noodle FC shoot up to the top of the league with a goal difference of 6. Quite a start! Made of Win 1-2 Silverdale FC Made of Win have yet to gain a victory in the league and today the manager seemed to show his frustration at these events by using bizarre tactics! Made of Win shocked their home fans as they came out and set up in a 4-2-4 formation a rare sight in the Xpert leagues. Silverdale were un-phased and began to dominate the midfield battle creating 4 chances to 0 in the first half. Out of these a superb free kick was converted by Ashby and a cross was headed in by McBrain. After the break Made of Win's strategy worked as a breakaway put all 4 of their strikers on the lose to bring it back to 2-1. However it was to little to late and Silverdale picked up the result and Made of Win went back to the drawing board. Party at Ritchers 1-2 Tin Can Club After the glorious start to the season many Ritchers fans thought this season was theirs. However their manager seems to have had a moment of madness today. He played striker Cappuccilli in goal, bizarre behavior to say the least. Party of Ritchers went out with a 3-4-3 formation hoping to inspire some attacking play however Tin Can Club midfield excelled and held nearly 60% of the overall possession. Veteran striker Johannsson headed a great goal in for Tin Can Club, however Ritchers struck back in the 62nd minute. The game seemed destined to be a draw until the 89th minute where Johannsson scored with another great header past Ritchers part time keeper. This gives them two wins out of two and crucially both of them have been away wins. Edd Kirby Athletic 0-2 Happenstance FC Athletic are another team that have yet to get a victory and were denied again by Happenstance FC who wanted to get straight back into winning ways after their loss against Noodle FC. Happenstance FC tried to get a grip of the game early being almost a bit to enthusiastic gaining two yellow cards within 14 minutes. However soon enough they struck the ever impressive Burbage fed Alejo a great ball which was converted into a goal. Athletic were punished almost immediately after the break as they tried to get back into the game Happenstance FC broke away and Alejo scored his second. Athletic actually had the same amount of chances as Happenstance but their forwards performed very poorly, 2 goals in 3 games is a worrying sign. Analysis Most Important Result: Party at Ritchers 1-2 Tin Can Club, 2 away games 2 away victories Tin Can Club obviously looking to do the double over a few clubs. Turned on the Style Award: Silverdale FC, great direct freekick and had fun playing against 2 midfielders Player of the Day: Noodle FC, Juliano Robinho is the man helping power the Noodle FC revolution. To round the show off we now have an interview with Secret United boss Moria Win, draw and a loss happy so far with life in the top flight? Yes I have to say apart from today's result I am very pleased with how things are going in the league. Today's loss was a sore one as the tactics hadn't been fully developed and I feel if we were to have gone over them properly, rather than go out with the missus, we would've been capable of a draw or ever perhaps a win. However, in any case, losing 3-2 to Roostophe Rovers away from home is by no means an awful result. I look forward to the return match. Who do you feel has really performed well in your team and has anyone let you down? As always, Noa Brusling, has been consistently awesome. Other top performers include Panca Tampubolon who has really come into his own this season, Davy MacCalman who came through our youth ranks to become one of our most talented individuals and Carl-Henrik Dahlin who yet again has been a star in defence. Young boy Kunder Lindpere has also caught my eye and is future star for the team. Unfortunately new signing, Zacharias Noel got sent off on his debut which was rather disappointing but I'm hoping he'll bounce back on Friday where he'll be fighting for his place in the team. Where are we going to see Secret United finish at the end of this season? We came into the season with a mission; to stay up. I feel we are more than capable of doing this and I hope to achieve a top-half finish.

Really? Thats pretty funny ah well we will see what happens. Audio Cube FC 1-1 Haden United Crucial game for both teams Cube FC needing a win to push out of the drop zone and Haden United wanting to gain a strong start for a top 4 finish. In the end both teams had to settle for a draw. Haden United played an offensive 4-3-3 while Cube FC played a 3-5-2 formation intent on dominating possession. Cube put the pressure on and while lobbing a ball into United's back Headon hit the ball into the back of his net by mistake. Headon nearly made amends with a goal but it was dissalowed, tempers began to flare and star player Agostini made an extremely dangerous tackle and got a straight red, leaving United's 2 midfielders against Cube's 5! However right near the death Van Weesle headed in a goal to ensure the teams shared the points. Roostophe Rovers 3-2 Secret United The match that probably most people were interested in turned out to be the most exciting with more goals scored in it than all the other Premier League matches combined. It was the superb Noa Brusling. Things stayed that way until half time the Villan must have given a great half time speech as the Rovers came out and shot in 3 goals within a 9 minute period! Future United star MacCalman delivered a great inswinging free kick which was headed in by the veteran Tampubolon on the 69th minute. However the Rovers midfield limited United's chances and the team seemed determined to get their first win of the season. United had insult added to injury as midfielder Heinze was injured just before the end and will be out the rest of the season. Emo Blades 0-1 Rez Rabies The Blades and the Rabies have had a bad start to the season and it seems they are both relegation favorites at this stage in the season. So this game was always going to be crucial. Both teams put forward a 4-4-2 formation and frankly produced a rather uninspired first half, no goals and hardly any chances. The teams seemed to be testing each other and you got the feeling that one goal would be the difference between the sides. Rez Rabies had decided to omit star striker Gladh and it seemed to be the wrong move until 74 minutes into the match when Widberg headed in a cracking goal. Blades seem uninspired and need a massive turn around in fortunes quickly, the loss leaves them bottom. Essex Elites 0-1 The Sixty-Fourthers Essex Elites have been the surprise package of the season so far beating two established Premier League teams in two matches. Full of confidence the Elites played 4-3-3 and took the game to the 64's. Frustration mounted as the Elites couldn't convert chances and the Elites had 3 players booked within 6 minutes for aggressive play. 64's were struggling to make chances but out of nowhere defender Bashur scored his first ever goal for his club with a blistering long range shot. The Elites kept piling on the pressure but it was like watching the sea clatter against a cliff wall, the 64's held on showing great strength to come away with the win. Analysis Most Important Result: Tough one to call but I am just going to go with Roostophe Rovers 3-2 Secret United. It was crucial that the Rovers got a win after 3 games. Turned on the Style Award: Roostophe Rovers 3 goals in under 10 minutes the team needed to produce a performance and wow they did. Player of the Day: 64's, Osman Qorbani, supreme goalkeeping effort to earn his team a great away victory. We now have an exclusive interview with the man of the moment himself the Villan. Your matches always seem quite controversial, why does managerial conflict surround your matches? Heh...I've never really thought about that. Well, there was that incident over a year ago when MoogleViper took over Strider's dead team and led them to beat me on the last day of the season, which stopped me from promotion and him going up instead. That was extremely annoying, but beating Moogle many a time afterwards was good-enough revenge. Maybe it's because I really do take X11 a bit seriously, with having four teams and a rather strong desire to win. It's irritating when I get results like the one against Ell on Friday, that's the sort of result that puts a dent in your title chances even if it is only the second game. Best sqaud in the league do you have what it takes to get your name on the winners list this season? If I can get the form up high and keep it at that, then it's a strong possibility. It's taken me 2 years to build a good team and I think it's just a matter of time before I take the title. What do you think of new team Secret United are they rivals to you? So long as Brusling is at the club Secret are like the Liberia team when George Weah was playing: A team with just one really good player. Although Davy MacCalman is very likely to take Brusling's place once he retires, which isn't too far away, Charlie needs to build the rest of the team. If he does that then he could well win the title again. I wonder what sort of team he had when he first won it way back then.

What happens if I bid for a player but have spent money I should be paying out on him? I have a bid lodged but did some training now don't have enough lol but my bid is still the highest. Will I get the Xpert Mafia after me?

Ok that sounds good I wanted you to have a happy interview but if you want to wait till our game! Just kidding I'm not saying anything after what you did to the Villan. lol

Your hired! Check PMs

Ok well I technically have 3 spots Mcoy also wants to go but if you want in this time it can be done.

I will get around to interviewing everyone I'm doing Villan and Moria today as a double hitter as they played each other.

Oh damn own goals, dissalowed goals, red cards what a shame. Still an away draw isn't to bad.

Damn Rez that aint the kind of response I expect. This is how it should have played out. YO JAY SEVEN GUESS WHAT! Whats that? YOUR MUMMA IS SO FAT SHE GOT MORE CRACK THAN KERRY KATONA! And thus started the dirty trick war of Season 10.

I actually think hes alright, hes the only one whose honest on these shows and calls out complete losers and lets face it he makes more money in a year than most people on this board (very much including myself) will make in a lifetime baby! I know someone that was an intern for him and they said he was actually really polite he just acts like a psycho to get ratings.

Did you mean to quote the post above you?

(Not exact quote) Lucille: "I could take a date to the cabin with me but who would want to go in that musty old thing" Michael: "... ... ... oh the Cabin yes." Epic. Had a great day brought bday present for my mum so out of pocket but watching the Wire now so its all good!

Sorry for the lateness here is the most important league of them all! Its all about the future as some guy once said. Anyone want to do interviews or trash talk someone PM me. Audio (As Division 1 doesn't have a theme I may change it occasionally like today to honour Domstercool's likeness of the lead of this band) Recall United 1-0 Tellyns Heroes Tellyns Heroes managerless run continued to land them in trouble as they went down 1-0 to Recall United. Recall United despite being the favorites to win this match played a 5-3-2 formation that held back the potential of their attacking players. Never the less Kay scored a breakaway goal in a match that both teams would probably not hold up as their finest hour. Tellyns Heroes Karlsson was injured and will be out for the rest of the month to add more misery for the managerless team. Complete Domstercool 2-0 Battlestar Odwinica This match pitted Odwin against the manager who he described as “mental” in the interview with this show on Tuesday. Odwinica seemingly trying to handle whatever came their way played 4-4-2 while Domstercool played to their biggest strength and put forward a 4-5-1 formation. The first half became a rather voilent affair with 5 yellow cards being issued ending in a particularly nasty tackle on Domstercool's midfielder Whiteman who will be out for the rest of the month. However lone striker Mansell headed a crucial goal just before half time to give Domstercool the lead. Odwinica simply did not have the power to push forward with youth midfielder Manjarin giving a notably bad performance. Domstercool made the most of this and Mansell struck again to seal an important victory for his team. Mike Strikes FC 0-3 Jaffa Munchers Another team with an awol manager another easy victory for Jaffa Munchers. Still this is not to take away from Munchers quality while they only created 4 chances they converted 3 of these. Gabso proving himself to be a very useful striker scoring 2 after having done the same in the match before. Molhov commanded the midfield and brought out strong performances from the players junior to him. The Munchers shoot to the top of the league however next Tuesday will face a team with a manager so will have a chance to prove they deserve the top spot. The Adorable Vikings 1-6 Mcoys Sons The last match is yet again one with a team with a manager with one that doesn't have one which seems to be the curse of this league. Mcoys Sons were dominant throughout finishing the game before the half had finished with a 4-0 lead. Among these goals was a stunning freekick from the young striker Flores who will defiantly be a prospect to look out for in a few seasons. The Vikings got a goal back after the break but Mcoys Sons scored two more to destroy any hope the home fans had left. Analysis Most Important Result: Complete Domstercool 2-0 Battlestar Odwinica, a good win for Domstercool that keeps his 100% record and shows Oddy the lower league has a set of good managers. Turned on the Style Award: Mcoys Sons, 12 chances, 6 goals, scores in every position great stuff. Player of the Day: Complete Domstercool, George Muscat, commanded Defence giving his team a chance to push forward and win with a clean sheet.

Audio Soap Box Utd 2-1 MadDog United Soap Box Utd had a rough time in the Premier League last season never really finding their footing and were relegated by some margin. However the team scored a good victory to begin their quest to return toe the top flight. MadDog United who have found themselves against both of the relegated teams in their first two matches sustained 3 injuries in the match. The worst of these was striker Ullathorpe who suffered an injury that will put him out of action for the rest of the month. Soap Box Utd also had a less serious injury to their keeper who was replaced by defender Vreede who defiantly won't be picked for the role on a regular basis. Regardless Soap Box with the home crowd roaring them on and an attacking 3-4-3 formation made good of their chances with star striker Rosando scoring in the 92nd minute to put the game out of reach. Happenstance FC 0-2 Noodle FC After both teams won on Tuesday this match was always going to be a significant one. Happenstance FC played 4-3-3 wanting to cement his dominance in the league however unfortunately for the team they were unable to convert any of their 5 chances. New star purchase Ronaldo was particularly disappointing performing way below what his manager would expect of him. Noodle F.C. on the other hand were solid at the back and played some great play down the wings scoring from two crosses. The only downside was that goal scorer and captian Ramos was injured until the 30th of this month, otherwise a great game for Noodle FC who shoot to the top of the table. Silverdale FC 4-2 Party at Richters After last weeks immense display of attacking prowess by Party at Richters it was no surprise that they chose to play 3-4-3 and pursue a very offensive style of play. However it took only one minute to realize this may have been the wrong strategy after a blistering long range goal by Silverdale's Beresford, by the end of the half it was 3-0 to Silverdale. Bryant nodded one in to give Ritchers some hope but another superb shot by Beresford buried any hopes of a come back and the match ended at 4-2 giving Silverdale an important first win and Richters a knockback after the glory of Tuesday. Edd Kirby Athletic 1-1 Made of Win Two teams that had yet to get any points met today. Both seemed intent to take the game by the scruff of the neck playing 4-3-3 but it was Made of Win who struck first with on form Burbank heading in a cross from Rodger after 8 minutes. Made of Win then pushed forward but were caught on the break as Athletic's Palmer struck at 27 mins. Things seemed to be turning Athletic's way as Made of Win's Rodger picked up an injury and Athletic racked up the chances. However a pretty dismal set of performances from Atheletic's three strikers ensured the match ended in a draw. Most Important Result: Happenstance FC 0-2 Noodle FC, yep another result another away win for the newly promoted Noodle FC, however this one was even bigger than Tuesday's things are looking rosy for Noodle FC. Turned on the Style Award: Silverdale FC, 3 goals in 30 minutes impressive offensive play by Silverdale. Player of the Day: Shawn Sidwell of Silverdale FC awesome performance creating and converting chances at crucial points to kill off what could have been a close game. Interview with Cube! A great first result but a second one that you would not have wanted, worried about keeping up momentum? A loss that big is a huge dissapointment, but my defence really do need sorting out. My goals aren't exactly high, as I'm still in the process of transforming my team. Training and experiance are still the most important things this season. My team isn't fully ready to take on the big guns. Maupas seems a star in the making is he living up to his potential so far? He's living up to it much more than Helleday, who performed well in all the wrong matches then dumped the club before he even hit 30. I predict great things in the future from Maupas. Who would you say your most important games will be against? Looking at the fixtures, it's going to be a very tough season. For me, the important matches will be Essex Elites and Emo Blades.

Audio Haden United 4-3 Dysonism F.C. Two thrilling matches occurred in the league today and the first of them was this one. Haden United and Dysonism have traditionally been big hitters in the Premier League, in recent meetings Haden United had the edge but after Dysonism's demolition job of 64's today seemed destined to be different. And it was, an unmarked Nat Spheeris roamed the field scoring a goal then setting up another to put Dysonism 2-0 up after 10 minutes. However moments later United were given a penalty which he duly converted. The game then stayed calm until the 72nd minute when Sanun Prateung who is rumoured to be leaving United shot one in, Dysonism immediately hit back with Spheeris scoring a superb free kick. However 2 goals in 4 minutes from set pieces gave United the win. A remarkable attacking game with both teams converting nearly every chance they got, a great one for the neutral. The Sixty Fourthers 6-1 Cube F.C. After Tuesday's results the 64's needed to hit back hard but with Cube F.C already holing Roostophe to a draw away many were expecting a close game. They did not get one, with the 64's showing huge intent to immediately put the events of Tuesday in the past. 64's promosing midfield line up completely overran Cube's young team dominating possession with 67% in the first half and converted 4 chances. In the second half 64's were in cruise control scoring two more with the only disappointment being the injury of the impressive Rikabi. A game that showed 64's potential to win their first championship. Secret United 0-0 Emo Blades Secret United having already disposed of Rez Rabies 4-0 looked for another strong home victory against another defensive team Emo Blades. Secret United decided to rest veteran playmaker Brusling instead relying on future stars such as MacCalman and Heinze. However rather than their midfield, it was both teams defence that enjoyed strong performances. This was particularly true of the Blades who played a defensive 5-4-1 formation deciding to close up shop and try and grind out a point. In the end frustration boiled over and after several yellow cards, United's Noel gained a second yellow card in the 93rd minute after a late tackle that summed up United's afternoon. Essex Elites 4-3 Roostophe Rovers The other thrilling game of the day was this one. Essex Elites made a great start to their campaign on Tuesday with a good away win against Emo Blades, however a game against Roostophe Rovers who statistically have the best team in the league is another matter entirely. Essex Elites took a big risk and played 4-3-3 against Roostophe's 3-5-2. This led Roostophe to have an upper hand in possession but meant when the attacking trio that the Elites fielded got through on goal they were deadly. This was evident in the first half as the Elites scored 3 goals in 20 minutes. Just like Secret United Roostophe did not play their strongest veteran Monington, however regardless in the 2nd half things looked up for Roostophe, the game was level at 63 minutes with goals from McAnespie and Mazzoleni, however just as time was running down Rico Puzzulli rounded off an inspirational performance with a diving header that scored the winner. A shocking win that takes Essex Elites to the top of the league, what a first week! Analysis Most Important Result: Essex Elites 4-3 Roostophe Rovers, second time in a row Essex Elites make it on to the most important result section? You better believe it, a great win against one of the best attacking teams in the league that takes them to first position. Turned on the Style Award: Haden United, a close one but 4 goals for a club that is usually quite conservative shows the extent they had to rely on attacking play to get the job done. Player of the Day: Essex Elites Rico Pizzulli, a 5 star player that got two goals including the winner against Roostophe Rovers.

Wow Dyson what a game! That was sick. I dont think I have been involved in one as thrilling as that before.

Ohhhhhh! You calling me a meatball! I have an interest in a few of your players this convo needs to go private the FBI are listening.

I have a need for players that you have I am sure we could come to some sort of an arrangement.

Way more than what you offered. 7 star 22 year old cmon man!

No and No to Villan and Dyson. Open to counter offers but those figures from both of you are way out of whack.