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I read it when I was yonger.. my first magazine was when it had Mission Impossible on the cover... issue.. 17? Then my last was.. er.. I'm not sure I think it had a review of Desert Conflict 2 in it. Good days. The N64 cartridge rack was the best free gift. I still have the Zelda keyring!

Does anyone remember filling out an online questionnaire and form to get a free USB pen from Microsoft? Well even though it was for businesses loads of us did it; but did anyone even get theirs?

I'm in the exact same boat, mate! But I'm going to be at my school library every free period making revision notes and making sure I get good grades.

If my girlfriend wanted me to get it done I probably would. It doesn't matter to me it's just hair.

Nintendork be a little more understanding and stop calling people ignorant, please. And the wands wireless but how is it charged? Is it just by batteries or can you plug it intop the console itself?

I used to sit at home a lot, I was shy, doing well at school, didn't have many friends and never had a serious girlfriend. I realised I hated life. So then I thought: If I hate life, then why am I shy as if I care about it or some shit? I went out and had a laugh with friends, made more friends who went out more. now I'm socialising all the time, going to parties and what not, have a girlfriend with all the seriousness and love. And I'm failing school!

Ah Tool are bloody amazing, my friend got me into them a few weeks ago and I love them. I haven't heard this new song though..

I wipe the seat with toilet paper before I sit. But I don't lay toilet paper around the seat, that's just stupid. I mean seriously, they'll be germs on it still yes - but I'm about to lick my ass afterwards. Do the people who do this then use toilet paper to open the door to get out - because I bet you there are lots of germs on them handles from people who don't wash their hands!

Hahaha! That's the funniest thing I've heard all day!

Isn't this a good thing? I would rather 100 new developers make games for my system than not. This is exactly what happened with the PS2. Thousands of developers s[rang up over night. Look what happened.

Low. Nintendo announce that the revolution was totally faked and that was the biggest April Fools ever.

I really can't be fussed with wireless though. It's just a novelty for a house of my size.

Cheers guys this is perfect!

Hey I'm thinking of getting broadband and I don't really know much about what. So I need a bit of help. My current situation. One phone socket downstairs. I have a huge ass cable running from that to my PC in my bedroom. My mum then disconnects mine and uses her cable when she using her laptop downstairs. I would like broadband so we can both use it at the same time, how do you think it would be best to do this? Because I know some people who share constantly go offline and get disconnected and I don't want that happening. Cheers.

I've been buying Easter Eggs since they were put in stores and eating them. Jesus they're just eggs eat them whenever.

Hum... My politics teacher was talking about the Young Enterprise scheme, how he was running for a top job for it but then found out one of their aims was to promote branding to under 6 year olds; so decided against it.

They should just create some kind of add-on to play N64 cartridges.

Radiohead are my favourite band and any new material is welcomed with open arms!

Cheers man. Yeah it's best not to let your confidence get fucked up though, that's the most important thing. It's a shame for people to be scared to go out. I'm out and about at school and stuff as soon as I get my stitches out. I'm not going to let me social life be screwed up by some guy who headbutts (seriously, who the fuck headbutts?).

..are you serious? Hahaha, it was so they can see the bone properly and stuff. It isn't still in there.

Hey guys, I just back from hospital after ebing there about 11 hours and it went all well. Cheers for all your support. I have my vision and it will be ok hopefully, they make a small cut in my cheek to push my bone upwards and a larger cut on my eye brown to put the piece of metal in and screw it on my bone. They also made a cut on my hair line to put the camera in. My stiches come out this Thursday. For everyone talking about police my school and my Mother already contacted them that day. CID were at my house yesterday and took clothing, the guy got arrested yesterday as well and put out on bail, he got expelled from school and won't be allowed to take his exams there either. I had a couple of witnesses that I know of to back me up on what happened and also a couple that I don't know of. Apparently he's basically screwed. It will go to youth court for GBH because of the extent of the violence and the fact that even after he headbutted me I just calmly stood there and told him he calm down. My friend by the way stood and watched in horror, and altough that may seem a bit off I don't blame him at all; if he got involved he'd be in the same as I'm in. It took one of the guys friends who is mates with me as well to grab him off me; this of course after him punching me 3 or 4 times while i was knocked out on the floor. P.S. Laughing gas kicks ass. EDIT: The police already gave my contacts for this police compansation board where I get money from them which is paid back from money they get from criminals.

Well on Wednesday morning I was going to post a thread telling you all how I was playing at the talent show that night and how well my band was doing; we're on an indie record lable and recording our album in the summer and we're getting air time on Nottingham radio in April, too. However I didn't quite make it that far. Because while walking to school I was talking to my mate Chris and then some guy reckoned I was saying shit about him. Before I even finished my sentence he headbutted me. So I stood this just like... "er.. calm down man" And then told him he should just walk away before he takes it too far. That's where I don't have a memory and the next thing I remember is walking to medical with blood all over my hands. I've been told he punched me and I fell to the floor, which knocked me out, cause I can't remember and later that day threw up, but then carried on punching me when I was knocked out about 3 or 4 times, cause he's like... brvae or some shit. So anywho I went off to Grantham hospital where they said I had a broken jaw, then I went off to Lincoln where I found out my cheek bone has been broken in both connecting places so it has collapsed and in about ten minutes I'm going into to Lincoln hospital to have surgery to have it raised and metal plates put in to support it. I also have nerve damage, I have no sense of touch on parts of my face and that probably won't come back either. So that's the story of my Wednesday. Beat it.

The moon landing being a fake is total shit. I mean, it's arguements are flawed beyond belief.

I was quite suprised how many people presumed they would jsut spend it on drugs and drink...

Some bits are really good but it does have it's aweful moments, and they'e too frequent. It would be better if the guy without the glasses could actually act.