Dont ban ZeldaFreak.
Ok fair enough, i too haven't played sonic (except for the demo)
So yeah, what i dont like, is the furry sex Sonic has with the princess, I mean, this is beyond bizarre, firstly, Sonic doesnt even have a penis. Now, lets analyse, how the hell is he supposed to consumate his love for that princess without a penis, If he did, i reckon he would be the best sex ever, for her that is, with his speed an all. It would be just like fucking machines.
Tails however, you see, he has the advantage, he has TWO tails. Almost like Two penis'. The problem is, his voice is irrating. Imagine two girls getting it down with tails, and tails just shouting YES everytime, weve heard it before, sonic rush anyone?. YES