Exactly what I thought. It'll go like this:
The confence begins:
Iwata: Hello radies and gentremen, I am Iwata, and today, we shall leveare our leverution, the Wii.... HAHAHA!
*Iwata puts on a jesters hat*
Iwata: IT WAS ALL A JOKE! AHAHHAHAHAA! HAVE SOME FISH FOOD! HAHAHAA!
*Two minutes later, Nintendo fans walk out with Iwata's head on a stick.*