Kill The Last Person With The Thing They Give You.

[ReZourceman]

(If this sort of thing is not allowed can I suggest a Forum Games subforum, which doesnt count towards post counts? These things are fun)

 

Pretty simple.

 

Find a way to kill the person before with the thing they give you.

 

 

*Gives a Pencil*

[Fresh]

This thread is gonna end up locked, so IN BEFORE LOCK

 

however:

 

*picks up pencil and stabes you in the eye, then pull out your eye, forces you to eat it. you choke to death on your own eye*

 

My one :

 

*Gives a sex whip*

[Nintendork]

*puts it up your ass sideways*

 

anyone fancy some dust?

[ReZourceman]

Goes out on to the streets, asking people that if they kill Fresh, Ill give them a great Sex Whip. No one inclines. Police over hear my dealings, and get in on the act. They tell me Fresh is a wanted criminal and can put him in jail (Sex obsessed criminal) I find Fresh on a cliff...Hmm.

 

Says hi, and throws the whip off a cliff. Fresh is so sexually obsessed he jumps off cliff after the whip.

 

 

~ Gives Framed and Signed photo of Tom Jones ~

[Fresh]

Goes out on to the streets, asking people that if they kill Fresh, Ill give them a great Sex Whip. No one inclines. Police over hear my dealings, and get in on the act. They tell me Fresh is a wanted criminal and can put him in jail (Sex obsessed criminal) I find Fresh on a cliff...Hmm.

 

Says hi, and throws the whip off a cliff. Fresh is so sexually obsessed he jumps off cliff after the whip.

 

 

~ Gives Framed and Signed photo of Tom Jones ~

nintendork beat you to it.

[ReZourceman]

(Funny you should give Dust, I gave it to someone on another forum)

 

Pays scientists to manafacture and find a way to turn dust into metal. Turns the dust into a huge sword. Goes to Nintendork and gives him the sword.

 

When Scientists ask for the pay, I tell them Nintendork was the one that required it, and as proof show them him with the sword.

 

They attack and kill Nintendork when he cannot provide the funds.

 

 

~ Gives a Sticker Sheet ~

[Fresh]

Waits 80 years untill your are old and weak and then places the stickers over your mouth and nose so you cant breeth. You slowly die a lonly death..

 

~Gives a 5 pence~

[ReZourceman]

Pays a bum to kill Fresh. Bum runs off with the money. *Sigh* Goes into bank account to buy global tracking system, and asks around local bums to find the theiving bum. After a few months I find the bum.

 

Throws the bum at Fresh, crushing him.

 

 

~ Gives Laminated "Driving Safety" guide ~

[martinist]

slashes you to death with the sharp edges of the safty guide

 

Gives the South Park Movie O.S.T

[ReZourceman]

Finds the worlds best Pebble skimmer. Tells the pebble skimmer that Martinist is wearing full safetey gear and will be completely unharmed, and so tells him to throw the disk at him.

 

He proceeds.

 

*The Disk slices Martinists head clean off*

 

 

~ Gives The Bible ~

[Librarian]

pulls out each page of the bible and uses paper to roll cigarets and forces Rezourceman to smoke each one of them... hands our next guest a pre-order for the ps3

[ReZourceman]

Librarian has a heart attack when he sees the price that he has to pay for the PS3.

 

 

~ Gives A Comb ~

[Konfucius]

Buys a PS3 with the pre-order ticket and beats the Librarian to death with it. Quick and effictive.

 

gives a Pikachu doll

 

Edit: beat me to it

[ZeldaFreak]

Put it up your ass so far up when you have a shit it forces it up into your lungs and suffocate to death

 

gives fresh air

[martinist]

Zeldafreak breaths in the fresh air, upon inhailing i punch you in the chest and bust your lungs therefor causing you to suffocate to death.

 

Gives an advent brand laptop

[Ashley]

This thread is gonna end up locked

 

Damn right.