Posted September 24, 2006 Is being able to piss a pint normal? If so I'm some type of freak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 Is being able to piss a pint normal? If so I'm some type of freak. I hope it is cos I stand pissing non stop for 10 minutes sometimes! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 so no one is gonna invite their parents to play a round of Wii tennis? Interesting... After dancing around for 5 minutes squealing "It's here, it's here!", I'll probably poke around in the menus, make a Mii, play a couple of games of tennis, and then my dad will come in, say "ooh...it's that Wii thing. Let's have go". So I'll probably let him make a Mii (it'll be a laugh-he's bald, so the Mii will look funny), then play a couple of rounds of tennis and maybe some bowling or boxing with him. If i get Excite Truck at launch, he'll probably want to play that as I showed him the latest montage, and he was like "oh, that looks kinda fun, a bit like an over-the-top version of Burnout (which he likes)". I then told him how you play it, using the TV remote as an example, and went all enthusiastic about it, and saying how it'll be really fun to play. If I, by some miricale, get the Wii off play.com on launch day, I'll probably stick with Wii sports and, if I get it, Excite Truck. I'll save Zelda for the weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I'll hopefully be getting the console a few days before launch, so I'll bring it home and set it up. Once I've played Wii Sports and Zelda/Red Steel for a bit I'll come on here and tell you guys what it's like! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 If I, by some miricale, get the Wii off play.com on launch day, please don't say that! I've preordered from there! abit of positivty! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 Explore the interface, create a Mii and then play wii sports with mates for 2 hours straight. Yeah i'm so sleeping round yours on Wii launch day... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 please don't say that! I've preordered from there! abit of positivty! Well we'll probably get it the day after, or a couple of days after. From the launch to once I've got it, I wont be on the forums. In fact, once I've got it, I probably wont be on the forums:santa:. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 For me i'm going to have to start before I leave for the midnight launch: 1)Get food and drink in my room so I never have to go to kitchen. 2)Have a shower and sleep for a few hours. 3)Go to the toliet. 4)Go to midnight launch with my friend. 5)Stare at the box and games for 10 minutes. 6)Open up Wii and give it a hug. 7)Take out Wii-mote and Nun-chuck,then open up TP and read manual once i'va calmed down 8)Set up Wii and play TP for a few hours then play RS or TC 9)Laugh at sister going to school since I get to stay off. 10)Have a little toilet break 11)More Zelda then switch games about till chinese arrives then play till my eyes bleed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I'll put the box in a big hole in the ground, get a can of gasoline, and pour it all over it. Then I'll light it and chant Final Fantasy songs until the fire stops and nothing's left but toxic plastic fumes and a pile of ash. I'm gonna play it until I collapse on the ground of course Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I'll probably unpack it really quickly, with no respect for the manuals plug it in, slap on the av. And just sit there staring, reading every pathetic word that comes onto the screen (eg health warnings). When I get something new every little detail amazes me, so dear god I feel sorry for anyone who watches me plug this thing in. I'll probably browse all the menus and settings before deciding to play Zelda, if I go to a midnight launch, Zelda will be the obvious game to play as it might be too late in the night to start playing crazy multiplayer games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I violate it by touching all its naughty spots. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I'll probably worship it for 2 minutes, make a Mii, play a round of tennis, then play Zelda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRLePoOBRV0 ... All over again, except with a Wii. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I would like, pull up my trousers, zip up, flush the toilet, wash my hands, the usual Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I would like, pull up my trousers, zip up, flush the toilet, wash my hands, the usual I knew you would say something along those lines... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 If just me, 1st I'd make a Mii, then boot up Zelda If my Bro's there I'd make a Mii, then him, then play Wii Sports &/or Wii Play, then play Zelda Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 1-Crack it open to void the warranty. (You've got your problems, I've got mine) 2-Fiddle around as much as I can without breaking it. 3-Put it back together. 4-Plug it in. 5-Create a Mii that looks as much like Chuck Norris as possible. 6-Play it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I'm hoping to duplicate my gamecube experience as closely as possible. I went to Chester, persuaded my mate to buy one too, a load of us went round to mine and we set one of them up, pissed about and played multiplayer for a bit. But I didn't buy it at launch, I got it in the summer. I will be working on the 8th December, which is a bit rubbish. Can't really just take the day off either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 if its a midnight lanch lie awake in bed all night thinking about the console thats sitting in my living room. if it isint refer to my last post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 - me and my housemates (4 of us) along with another friend and a mates girlfriend will all get 2 at midnight along with every half decent game and 4 controllers - get home create mii's and play wii sports 'til we're bored and then monkey ball multiplayer likely. People will start dropping off till a hardcore 4 of us, likely to play Marvel Alliance 4 player until we all need sleep - Next day play around with channels, connect 24 etc Try out Zelda and more one players - Red Steel etc. - That night same as before, loads of Wii mutliplayer craziness Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 Mutiplayer game of Wii sports. Maybe make some Mii's than play some more. And after that I'll play a butload of zelda. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 24, 2006 I'll lock my family in the freezer and then i would plug it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2006 Savour the moment, then take my time setting up the Wii, checking out each and every part (well, except for the power and AV cords which will be pretty regular). Brew a coffee, then start up the Wii. I'd just set up the wireless connection then make my Mii, maybe even set up the VC account. After making my Mii, I'd play Wii Sports. Then Excite Truck (if it's at launch and I buy it) and any other game(s) (a quick session of Zelda last) until my family come home. Get them to try the Wii and hopefully have some multiplayer fun! Then I'd play Zelda "for a couple of hours". Next thing I know, it'll be the next morning and I'll face the prospect of going to work without any sleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2006 since im in the States, Ill post some erotic pics of me playing Zelda in all its SD glory Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted September 25, 2006 close my ultra black curtains... place a case of beer in reach of my chair.. remember to push something heavy in front of the door.. turn off my phone.. vanish from the face of the earth for a few days Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
