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I love these. They read like a list of smutty fan-fiction titles. About me.

 

"Gaggle64-Lickin' Good."

 

"Where Gaggle64 is a pleasure!"

 

"Great Gaggle64. Great Times."

 

"Cleans a Big, Big Gaggle64 For Less Than Half a Crown."

 

"Gaggle64 Tested, Mother Approved."

 

Phenominal stuff.

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NO! NOT ME! I'M ONLY 25!!!

 

"Hentai - It Does a Body Good."

 

"Porn. It's What's For Dinner."

 

 

"Only The Crumbliest Flakiest Public Masturbation."

WTF???

 

"Ribbed For Her Public Masturbation."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Sorry, I just had to add this one:

 

"Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Gaggle64 from the Oven."

 

Yeah, and don't you just know it baby! ;)

 

Additional lols: "Mums gone to Gaggle64."

 

"Have You Forgotten How Good Gaggle64 Tastes?"

 

Ahhhhhh, genius. I'll stop now.

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ha!

 

"Don't Get Mad, Get A Hardon."

 

oh my god.

 

"All You Need is a A Hardon and a Dream."

 

this is seriously too, too good

 

"How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a A Hardon?"

 

"The Best Hardon A Man Can Get."

 

oh my god this one actually works as both a crude dick joke and a decent pun

 

"Happiness is Hardon-Shaped."

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I'd Walk a Mile for a Supergrunch.

 

Supergrunch - Australian for Beer.

 

Break Me Off a Piece of That Supergrunch.

 

Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Supergrunch.

 

God... this is so addictive.

 

Edit: Here's a good one:

 

Wouldn't You Rather Be Supergrunch?

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Kaeporagaebora, the other white meat.

 

Obey your Kaeporagaebora.

 

Kaeporagaebora really satisfies.

 

Chocolate Kaeporagaebora since 1911.

 

I couldn't get any good ones with swear words, except the most disturbing slogan I've ever heard.

 

Silly rabbit, porn is for kids.

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Mama mia' that'sa one spicy evil communist

 

if you've got the time we've got the evil communist

 

This is the age of the evil communist

 

only evil communist have the answer

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